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Password

Friends who can't speak german always ask why my passwort is 19275716817...

The image shows a person's face, overlaid with a table containing chemical elements and their atomic weights, as they appear in the periodic table.

Cow

Me when I know its my last day of being a cow and I already hate my life

A close-up photo of a brown and white cow with a wide smile, standing in a grassy field against a clear blue sky.

Pear

Meme:

The image shows a magician in the top half, who says, "And for my next trick I will disappear." The bottom half shows a close-up of the same man with a pear next to his face. The text says, "Fuck you pear, you taste like shit."

Dad

My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:

A green pea shooter plant from Plants vs Zombies with a cigarette in its mouth.

Brother

when i am annoyed with my brother

A still from The Lion King featuring Simba being held up by Rafiki with text overlayed on the bottom that says "YA".

Cure

A person sitting at a table with a white sign that reads "A cure for cancer would kill deadpool. CHANGE MY MIND."

Girl

$The image shows two panels. The top panel has the text: "Girl on the bus: \"I let my intrusive thoughts win and dyed my hair blue.\"" The bottom panel has the text: "Me if I let my intrusive thoughts win:" and shows a man in an orange jumpsuit sitting on a bed in what looks like a prison cell with a sign that reads "Parole Lawyer Side".$

Procrastination

The image shows a young man looking to the left with a puzzled expression. The text reads: "me when i show up to the procrastination competition but my opponent will do it tomorrow."

Comfort

The meme shows two images, one for extroverts and one for introverts. The image for extroverts shows a smiling person with the text "Extroverts be like: Get out of your comfort zone." The image for introverts shows a crying person with the text "Introverts be like: Please get out of my comfort zone."

Home

The image shows text that reads: 'Me: "when I get home I'm going to be so productive, do all my work, and get my life together". Me when I get home:' Below the text is an image of a guinea pig snuggled under a blanket.

Teacher

*Side eye*

The image shows a text that says "Teacher: What are you laughing about? Me: Nothing My brain:" followed by an image of a hippopotamus with the head of Thanos. Below this image, there is the word "Hippopothanos".

Comic

Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…

A three-panel comic strip from the Joking Hazard Random Comic Generator. The first panel shows two figures. One says, "My wife just died." The second panel shows the same two figures now smiling at each other. The third panel shows one of them saying, "HELL YEAH!" The comic generator website is titled "RANDOM COMIC GENERATOR 3.0" with the description "Millions of combinations! Create and share your own!".

Time

The image is a combination of an online video thumbnail and a game pop up. The top of the image features the text 'Wow, that explains a lot'. Below that is the Youtube video thumbnail '1,000 Blind People See For The First Time' by MrBeast. Below the thumbnail is a video game popup with the text 'Real slick. The blind man saw you and ran off!' Also, there is some more text from the video game about the character's life.

Mom

MOOOMMMM

A person with a distorted, wide-open mouth yells 'YEEEES MOOOOOOOM?' The text above the image states: '*mom calls my name* Me: "YES MOM?" *no answer* Me: "YEEEES MOOOOOOOM?"'

Towel

my friend tbh

A person in a white shirt and a blue scarf waving their wet hands around to dry them, with the text: "When you need to dry your hands and there aren't any towels left."

Work

A person wearing a hard hat and red clothes seems to be dancing. The text above the person reads "ENGINEER? Yeah I'm", and below reads "ENGI-NEARING MY FUCKING LIMIT".

Homework

A person looks annoyed with the text overlay saying "My homework: Am I a joke to you?"

Parent

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows Spongebob looking scared with the caption "Me when my parents are sleeping." The bottom panel shows three black silhouette figures dancing on a colorful, lighted dance floor. The text above them says, "they're groovin'" and the caption to the right of the image reads "My parents when I'm sleeping."

Memes

My army of homeless people who I've been
feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing
against the CIA agents outside my house
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Eye

My eyes at 3 am

A person is sitting at a desk with their face in their hand, looking tired or upset.

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