My Memes - Page 7 - Worst Jokes Ever

happy valentines day everyon!

A pink Valentine's Day card with a portrait of Johann Sebastian Bach. The text on the card reads "come bach my love", and is signed "To: WJE From: MAP".

A picture of the character Hagrid from the Harry Potter movies, with the text "You're a wizard, Harry." above him. The text on top reads "My grandparents watching me change the TV source from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2."

"Stop hitting my child
in the head with a
lead pipe!"

The image shows a cartoon man with orange hair and a pink shirt looking surprised with his hand on his head. The text above him says 'Me: guys, I'm broke. People: just make some money, duh.' The text below him reads 'my goodness, what an idea. why didn't i think of that.'

A screenshot of a Google search with the text "white people stole my car" in the search bar. Below the search bar, Google suggests, "Did you mean: black people stole my car."

Me trying everyday

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel depicts two women, with one yelling aggressively and pointing. The right panel shows a white cat with tears in its eyes, sitting at a table with a plate of salad.

godd

The image is split into two sections. The top part shows two cartoon penguins looking straight ahead with blank expressions. A translucent image of one penguin is layered on top of the other. The caption above reads: "Me zoned out staring at a fixed point:". The bottom part shows a boy holding up a wooden cross and raising one hand in a defensive gesture. His expression is one of surprise and mild fear. The caption above the boy reads: "The ghost in my room:". The captions around the boy read: "How the flip can u see me?!" and "U need God".

My boy best friend needs to have this app rn

A curly fry on a paper towel. The text overlay says, "Tag someone who is a beautiful curly fry."

Me on the way to my physical labor job knowing
there's some Asian chick sitting in her apt
wearing cat ears with a tentacle dildo shoved in
her ass making way more money than me
Cat memes
Now I'm angry and erect...

me and my little brother be like

The image is a four-panel comparison. The top left panel shows two young children hugging while sitting on the floor, and the top right panel shows two young children smiling and hugging. The text above these panels reads, "OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS." The bottom two panels show two men wrestling. The text above these panels reads, "MY KIDS."

My first christmas picture second one ima draw tommorw at school or tonight depends

A drawing shows a snowman wearing a black hat and a tree with red fruit. The word 'MERRY' is written above in yellow letters.

Me:get glasses me after looking at my crush

An animated pink character with bulging red eyes and smoke coming out of them, with the text "MY EYES" overlaid on the image.

My face when one of the boys gets off for his girl

A person wearing a skull mask and headset looks directly at the camera.

my goofy ahh uncle

A close-up, slightly distorted image of a person's face with dark skin and plump lips. The face is stretched vertically, making it look elongated and somewhat comical.

Friends who can't speak german always ask why my passwort is 19275716817...

The image shows a person's face, overlaid with a table containing chemical elements and their atomic weights, as they appear in the periodic table.

Me when I know its my last day of being a cow and I already hate my life

A close-up photo of a brown and white cow with a wide smile, standing in a grassy field against a clear blue sky.

Meme:

The image shows a magician in the top half, who says, "And for my next trick I will disappear." The bottom half shows a close-up of the same man with a pear next to his face. The text says, "Fuck you pear, you taste like shit."

My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:

A green pea shooter plant from Plants vs Zombies with a cigarette in its mouth.

when i am annoyed with my brother

A still from The Lion King featuring Simba being held up by Rafiki with text overlayed on the bottom that says "YA".

A person sitting at a table with a white sign that reads "A cure for cancer would kill deadpool. CHANGE MY MIND."