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Corner

18 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

Tip

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A billboard on a highway with multiple cars in the foreground. The billboard reads: "Texting while driving KILLS. For more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191."

Petition

8 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Change.org petition page with the title "Make Shrek the National Bird". The page shows a picture of Shrek with a U.S. flag background. The petition has 161,843 signatures out of a goal of 200,000, and it was started April 28, 2017 and addressed to President Donald J. Trump and 2 others.

Fruit

18 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A close-up photo shows a bag of cranberries with the text "Fucked with Fruit Nutrients" on it. Below the photo is a comment thread, where a user asks if someone violated their cranberries, and someone else comments on how it would be great to have nutrients directly absorbed into them.

Taylor Swift

24 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Cookie

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a group of soldiers in military gear, with one soldier aiming a rifle around a corner. Below this image, there is a news banner that reads, "Breaking News. Live. Due to a decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign."

Human

8 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel comic featuring the trollface character. In the top left, the trollface is lifting weights with the text "A human can lift more than their weight". The top right panel shows the trollface sitting with the text "1) pick yourself up". In the bottom left panel, the trollface is flying over a city with the text "2) fly". The bottom right panel shows a dark night sky with a trollface in it.

Cheese

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Mile

1 view · Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

And I would walk 500 more!

An image of two people running on a football field, their faces replaced with superimposed pictures of a man with glasses. The text on the image says "I WOULD WALK 500 MILES".

Progress

16 views · M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

The image shows two photos of a man with an afro, presumably the same person. The top image shows him smiling, looking happy and proud. The caption reads: "Watching my favorite underrated youtuber finally grow and progress." The bottom image shows the same man looking shocked and with a dark background. The caption for the bottom image reads: "He becomes more annoying and cringe over time."

Airplane

106 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows MrBeast with pixelated sunglasses in front of the Twin Towers and a plane in the sky. Below are the words 'Airplane Vs The Twin Towers,' plus view and interaction information from the social media platform.

Pain

66 views · M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

A black figure stands centered. Around him are several small stick figure icons experiencing different types of falls and accidents, with a yellow "caution wet floor" sign also pictured. The text says "Name a character who's gone through more pain than him."

Phone

15 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Skeletor tips

The image shows Skeletor in two panels. In the top panel, he's giving advice, "Start every phone call with 'my phone is about to die', then you can hang up whenever you want." In the bottom panel, he is walking away and the text says, "Skeletor will return with more introvert tips."

Procrastination

5 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Procrastination

The image shows two Kermit the Frog figures. The first one is the regular Kermit. The second one is Kermit wearing a dark hood. The text above the image is "Me: Just sleep 20 more minutes. Me: How about 30 minutes. Me: Just skip work. Me: Just quit your job."

Power

1 view · Wade · 2 years ago

Ultra Instinct William

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, a black and white puppet-like character with red cheeks is surprised and asks, "No! It's impossible! H-how are you still alive?!" The second panel shows a character resembling Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, covered in fire, with a sly grin, saying, "By using 2% of my power, Charlie! Looks like you'll need more than a little fire to stop me now!"

Shot

Wade · 2 years ago

Sounds amazing

A cartoon of Rick, from the "Rick and Morty" series, looks disoriented with blurred background of alcoholic bottles. The text in the image reads: "When the first 4 shots don't hit you so you take 3 more and then they all hit you at once."

Memory

16 views · Claoky · 2 years ago

The origin of my pfp

A white kitten with one blue eye and one brown eye. Above its head is a loading symbol. The text says: "So tell me more about yourself" Me, trying to remember who I am:

Moon Knight

3 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Moon Knight is awesome

The image is a three-panel comic style picture. In the first panel, Spider-Man is in the upper part saying, "It's over, Moon Knight! I have the high ground!". In the second panel, Moon Knight replies, "Impossible. You don't even know how many drugs I'm on right now. That's not what I--". In the third panel, Moon Knight declares, "Less talk, more VENGEANCE!!"

Civil War

2 views · Wade · 2 years ago

True tho

The image is a three-panel comparison. The top panel shows a large group of superheroes from the Civil War comic book. The second panel depicts a few superheroes running in an airport, representing the movie version. The third panel features Deadpool with text below him saying, "It's almost like the studio couldn't afford more heroes..." The text in the image reads, "CIVIL WAR IN THE COMICS... IN THE MOVIES... HMM... IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE STUDIO COULDN'T AFFORD MORE HEROES..." and includes a small VIA 9GAG.COM text.

Pokemon card

19 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)

A Pokémon card featuring a plush shark named May, described as a "Transgender Pokémon". The card lists moves such as "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize". The card also includes a warning to "RUN" if encountered in the wild.

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