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Milk Memes

DAP ME UP

In a scene from "Family Guy," Peter Griffin is milking a tentacled Reaper Leviathan into a silver bucket, while Lois Griffin looks on with concern. The text says: "Me acquiring Reaper Leviathan milk in order to fabricate delicious Reaper cheese."

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A man with an open mouth and wide eyes holds his hands on his head. The text above him says: "When bro expects to see 'cows' in my milk farm, but instead he sees 60 naked pregnant women with breast pumps attached and another 60 black mfs keeping them pregnant."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A can of PetAg KMR Kitten Milk Replacer with the text "*shotguns then proceeds to crush empty can against forehead*" written above it. The can features a picture of a cute white kitten.

DIANEE

A black dragon is looking to the left with an annoyed face. The text overlayed on the image says "When someone puts milk first then cereal."

Adolf kitler

A cat with glowing eyes is sitting on a wooden surface. The text on the image reads: "Where is my milk, mother?"

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Pac's nipples are visible in the poster. I wonder if Cole
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big [fire] balls

A platypus in a box with the text: "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, it's one of the few animals that can make its own custard. AS AN ADDED BONUS HER MATE CAN POISON THE CUSTARD WITH HIS OWN VENOM."

Heroin Monkey

The meme consists of four panels. In the first panel, Mr. Krabs has a standard appearance and is speaking to Squidward. The text reads, "Look Mr. Squidward! I Paid Plankton to give me Hormonal Treatment!" In the second panel, Mr. Krabs has large breasts and is speaking. The text reads, "Now I don't need to buy food!! I can just live off mi own Milk!!" In the third panel, Mr. Krabs is slurping milk from his own breast. The text reads, "MMMMM MMMM 'Slurrpp' T...Tastes like Crab, Mhmm." In the fourth panel, Squidward looks disgusted.

Adolf Nigler

Sadly

The image contrasts a waterfall with a milk jug. The text above reads, "Ejaculating in private vs. when I have a girl over."

furry memes

only furrys will understand

Anonymous

furrys understand

Anonymous

I got the wrong movie

A parody image of the movie poster "Guardians of the Galaxy", with different people's heads superimposed on the characters and a chocolate bar in the middle of the poster. The superimposed faces include a man on the left with a green textured skin, a woman in the middle-left with dark hair, a man in the middle with reddish hair, a black woman with dark hair, and a man with glasses on the right. Text on the image includes the movie title, "Guardians of the Galaxy" and "Marvel Studios". Below the title, a chocolate bar is shown with the text "Galaxy Smooth Milk" and the Tiktok handle "@c_a_l_l_u_m_4_4".

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon drawing shows a cookie with multiple straws in its body, sucking from different milk cartons. The milk cartons in the background look sad and have teary eyes. The text on top says, "Cookies and Milk will never be the same again..."

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Cherish you chocolate milk.

A cartoon character named Charlie is shown above a glass of chocolate milk. Text on the image states, "Charlie has bought you some chocolate milk. She shall return Wednesday."

Heroin Monkey

A black and white drawing of a man with glasses and a slightly open mouth with a speech bubble. The text above the image states: "Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the 'G's. I heard thats where they get the 'G's for cell phone service."

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a news headline that reads: "Are otter posts on social media really just a cryptic form of extremist communication?" Below the headline is text that reads: "By Ari Lurksberg Published: 8/3/2021 19:03." Under the headline is a picture of an otter holding a glass of chocolate milk. Text in the image reads: "Please accept some choccy milk from this kind otter".

Silly Sonka

Troo, truer than ur dad coming back with dat milk

A group of six figures stand in a row. The faces are replaced with different meme characters, including Mike Wazowski, a Trollface, the Stonks meme face, Elmo, an Animal Crossing character, and Kermit. Below them in the foreground, there is a picture of a sad kitten. Above the figures it says "F*CK MY HATERS" and below the figures it says "ALL MY HOMIES HATE MY HATERS."

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