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A screenshot of a text message exchange with two people. The first person initiates with "oooo yayyyy" and "hey babe" followed by "Hey what baby?". The second person replies with "do you know what numbers better than 69?". The first person replies "What?" and the second responds with "88". The first person asks "Oooo. Whys that?" The second person responds with "cus you get ate twice". The first person says "Ooo thats good" and both follow with "ahahahahaha" and "Hahahahaha".

原田

The image shows a chat interface. At the top, the text reads: "How fast do you reply? Me:". Below this there are three grey dots indicating the other person is writing a reply. On the right side there is a message that reads "You replied to" followed by a set of three grey dots and the text "HAHAHA". The bottom of the image shows icons for different chat functions.

✨Jassy✨

Messages
Tristan
Come on, I wasn't THAT drunk
was I?
Edit
Awesome
Dude, in WalMart when the
intercom thing came on you
dropped to your knees and
screamed, "THE LORD HAS
SPOKEN!"

✨Jassy✨

Messages
Hate.You.
Hey. I'm throwing a pool party.
Wanna come?
Ha ha. Just kidding. You're not
invited.
Edit
Sure.
It's fine. I wasn't really in the
mood for whale watching
anyways.
8008
You know, I'm something of a SAVAGE myself.

Heroin Monkey

A close up shot of a frog looking directly at the viewer. It is being held in someone's hand. Below the image are text messages: "What is this." followed by "frog", "What kind." followed by "A chonk one", and "Yes, but what is it called." followed by "Harold".

Jazzy💕

Not naming any name but yk who u are

When you send a message to a friend who's
online and right after that, they go offline

Jazzy💕

My Crush: Sent a message
Me:

JakeFromFakeFarm

Too relatable

A screenshot of a text conversation with "Mom" shows messages that read, "Where are you? x," followed by a series of replies from the other party that escalate from "I'm coming hoe" to "*home," then "Home!" and "HOM!" ending with "Fucking piece of shit". The second, third and fourth message shows a red exclamation mark, indicating that the message has not been delivered.

Just Blach

A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a message showing a dolphin-like head and the text: Me: "cums in the ocean." 20 years later in front of my door. Below this message is another message saying: "I would like you to stop messaging me".

Anonymous

Not mine, but still funny

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message bubble on the left says "i called". The second message bubble on the right says "i watched it ring". Below the second message it says "Read 10:02 AM".

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

The image shows a text conversation. The first message reads, "I just typed 'finger' with my finger xd". The second message is, "WHAT?". Also, a grey sticker with the text "child slave" is placed above the first text message.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot shows a series of messages saying "Me when I have some time." with an image of a man saying "Yeah, I've got time."

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation. It starts with a message from "fbi agent" saying "You welcome, don't mess this up king". Followed by a question "Wyd", the reply "playing xbox with the boys", then "you?" and finally a message saying: "Parents aren't home come over".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a mockup of a WhatsApp chat interface with Friedrich Engels' picture on the right. The WhatsApp screen shows a conversation with Karl Marx repeatedly messaging "I NEED money". The text above reads "WHAT IF FRIEDRICH ENGELS HAD WHATSAPP" with laughing emojis next to it.

The Unknown King of Moderation

NO MY LONG DRAWN OUT MESSAGE

A low-resolution 3D model of a bald man with a mustache and glasses is displayed. The man appears to be Walter White, and the background is a blurry, nondescript texture. He has a slightly distorted, stretched appearance. The man's facial expression is neutral.

Anonymous

SafeFit
Alerts other
drivers that
there is a child
in the car
•Features lovable
Sesame Street
characters
•Easily suctions
to inside of rear
e window
or
•Glow-in-dark
message for safe,
nighttime drivi
SESAME STREET
Glow In The Dark
Safety Sign
Tells The World You've Got
A Special Package On Board.
CTW
3-
SESAME STREET
DRIVE SAFELY!
Nothing
Tickles
Me
More!!
SafeFit
*Henson. Sesame Street and the Sesame
Street Sign are registered trademarks
and service marks of CTW.
2+
BUNSHAF
especially
for baby
BABY'S
PHOTO ALBUM
Casino
Eagles

MEME LORD

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message is from an Uber Eats delivery driver. They ask the customer "awww who's a hungry kitty? :3" and continue with "is it youu are you the hungry pet?" and "aww look at you". The customer responds with "dawg what the f k".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message conversation with KFC. The first message reads "Hello there's something wrong with my chicken", and an image of an oddly shaped piece of fried chicken is shown. The second message from KFC reads "What the fuck".

Heroin Monkey

A brown otter stands upright on a grassy field, holding a small stick like a cane. The text above the image says, "You have been visited by the wise traveling otter. He will tell you the secret to learning the truth about WWII without trading your sanity for it, but only if you repost this and say 'Thank you wise traveling otter.'"

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