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A screenshot of an online marketplace interface. The text reads: "Your offer wasn't accepted. Make a new offer?" Below that, the item's "Price" is listed as "US $350.00", the "Previous Offer" as "US $20.00", and the "Message from seller" states: "You should be shot."

Even my school is making the jokes lmao

An email forwarded by Laurie Streeter. The email, originally from Teresa Schumacher, is dated Wednesday, September 10, 2025, at 4:00 PM. The subject is "NPHS Daily Announcements for Thursday, Sept. 11th." The body of the email prominently displays "NPHS Announcements for Thursday, Sept. 11th" and an image. The image shows the silhouette of the Twin Towers against a backdrop of the American flag, with the text "NEVER FORGET 9.11.2001."

A screenshot of a Twitter post by @kanyewest. The tweet announces 'YEEZY MONEY IS HERE A NEW ECONOMY, BUILT ON CHAIN' and includes a link 'money.yeezy.com'. Below the tweet is a simulated text message conversation. A blue message bubble displays a long, random string of alphanumeric characters: 'DrZ26cKJDksVRWib3DVVsjo9 eeXccc7hKhDjViiYEEZY'. Below this message, it says 'Read 2:31 PM'. A 'Hide' button is visible at the bottom right of the message display. At the bottom of the Twitter post, the text 'YZY MONEY' is displayed with social media engagement metrics.

The image displays a simulated smartphone incoming call screen. The caller ID shows 'Marcel Mango' at the top, with 'Calling...' directly below it. The main image for the caller is an anthropomorphic mango with a human face, including eyes, a prominent mustache, and a beard. The mango is depicted wearing a grey pinstripe suit jacket, a thick gold chain with a dollar sign pendant, and several gold rings on its fingers. In the background behind the mango, there are stacks of gold bars. Below the 'Calling...' text, the phrase 'Missing this call' is prominently displayed. At the bottom of the screen are options: 'Remind Me' and 'Message' alongside their respective icons, and large red 'Decline' and green 'Accept' call buttons.

A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.

A screenshot of a message request from the user "Local_toaster_fucker" saying "Check your toaster." The options are to accept or ignore the request.

Close up of Woody from Toy Story, with blacked out teeth on the bottom row that creates spaces where teeth should be. Text reads: "I just found this hidden message in Toy Story omg."

The image shows a phone screen with a sad Bart Simpson face on top and the text "Fake Smile". Further down it says "one of those nights", followed by a music player with the song "Hope" by XXXTENTACION playing. The screen also shows a message from "Mom" saying "Clean your poop out the shower NOW!!!! This is the 17th time."

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One message reads, "911 what's your emergency?" The other message reads, "I got stabbed." Below the text is a warthog wearing a chef's hat.

A picture of the Tower of Babel being bombed, with an explosion on one of the towers. The text in the picture reads: "THEY HIT THE FUCKING..."

A two-panel image shows a cat sitting in front of a computer with the text "When your cat messages your boss..." The second panel shows a chat with a string of random characters and the message "Absolutely. Smartest thing you've ever said."

A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."

WHY

A screen displays text asking: "Why is every poo poo time a pee pee time but not all pee pee times are poo poo times?" The text "DOD MESSAGES" is displayed below the question. The screen is part of a larger picture showing a cluttered table.

9 years olds wildin

A screenshot of a Roblox game. The chat shows messages from other players: "shadow: just like is yr old", "Cassie: Please get for me", "Cassie: Off me", "killernumber2_four: im gonna clap you", and "Lana_fan: hi". The player in the foreground is next to a christmas tree and gift boxes.

The image shows a phone screen displaying a text conversation. The first message reads "FBI Agent: Do it bro". Followed by the user: "My dog just ran away", "Yah" and "I still have a boyfriend". In between, the FBI agent texts "I'm so sorry to hear that" and "I'm here if you need anything". The last message by the user reads "And I still have my dog."

The image shows a mockup of a WhatsApp chat interface with Friedrich Engels' picture on the right. The WhatsApp screen shows a conversation with Karl Marx repeatedly messaging "I NEED money". The text above reads "WHAT IF FRIEDRICH ENGELS HAD WHATSAPP" with laughing emojis next to it.

A text message conversation. It starts with a message from "fbi agent" saying "You welcome, don't mess this up king". Followed by a question "Wyd", the reply "playing xbox with the boys", then "you?" and finally a message saying: "Parents aren't home come over".

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first text says, "Can you call me a taxi at 7am tomorrow?" The second text says, "Thanks dad". There is a green "Ok" bubble, and the last text, which is from "dad", says: "You're a taxi".

People with time be like...

The image shows a series of text messages and posts that say 'Me when I have some time' and 'When you've got time', featuring a still from The Incredibles movie where the character Mr. Incredible says 'Yeah, I've got time.'

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