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Chatbot

Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago

A split screenshot of a Facebook Messenger conversation with the official Zootopia movie page. On the left, the user Ian says 'hey'. The chatbot, identified as Officer Judy Hopps, asks if he is ready to make the world a better place. Ian replies 'im ready to kill myself'. The chatbot responds 'Great! That's what we're all about here at the ZPD!'. On the right side, the chatbot has sent a long, repetitive string of messages saying 'please don't'.

Miscommunication

United Kingdom UK · 4 months ago

A chat interface showing a conversation where one user says "you so Butyfull sexsy". The other user replies "an attempt was made". The first user says "yes" then "sand photo". The other user responds with a photograph of a sand dune under a blue sky.

Geopolitics

what’s dudeese · 4 months ago

A screenshot of an iMessage conversation. The timestamp says Today 4:39 PM. Messages on the left are accompanied by the flag of Venezuela and say, "we're short staffed for tonight" and "we could use some extra help". The first set of replies on the right are accompanied by the flag of Russia and say, "damn thats crazy" and "goodluck tho". The second set of replies on the right are accompanied by the flag of Iran and say, "yeah i bet" and "goodluck man".

Femboy

Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

An orange, highly agitated emoji face with furrowed brows and bared teeth, resembling a balloon and surrounded by red fiery wisps. The text above the face reads 'I HATE FEMBOY DIH', and the text below reads 'DONT SEND ME ANY!!'. A watermark with the handle '@shygoninja' is visible on the emoji's face.

Tinder

Willy b · 6 months ago

Offer

Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A screenshot of an online marketplace interface. The text reads: "Your offer wasn't accepted. Make a new offer?" Below that, the item's "Price" is listed as "US $350.00", the "Previous Offer" as "US $20.00", and the "Message from seller" states: "You should be shot."

September 11

DAP ME UP · 8 months ago

Even my school is making the jokes lmao

An email forwarded by Laurie Streeter. The email, originally from Teresa Schumacher, is dated Wednesday, September 10, 2025, at 4:00 PM. The subject is "NPHS Daily Announcements for Thursday, Sept. 11th." The body of the email prominently displays "NPHS Announcements for Thursday, Sept. 11th" and an image. The image shows the silhouette of the Twin Towers against a backdrop of the American flag, with the text "NEVER FORGET 9.11.2001."

Money

RapBoat · 9 months ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post by @kanyewest. The tweet announces 'YEEZY MONEY IS HERE A NEW ECONOMY, BUILT ON CHAIN' and includes a link 'money.yeezy.com'. Below the tweet is a simulated text message conversation. A blue message bubble displays a long, random string of alphanumeric characters: 'DrZ26cKJDksVRWib3DVVsjo9 eeXccc7hKhDjViiYEEZY'. Below this message, it says 'Read 2:31 PM'. A 'Hide' button is visible at the bottom right of the message display. At the bottom of the Twitter post, the text 'YZY MONEY' is displayed with social media engagement metrics.

Mango

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

The image displays a simulated smartphone incoming call screen. The caller ID shows 'Marcel Mango' at the top, with 'Calling...' directly below it. The main image for the caller is an anthropomorphic mango with a human face, including eyes, a prominent mustache, and a beard. The mango is depicted wearing a grey pinstripe suit jacket, a thick gold chain with a dollar sign pendant, and several gold rings on its fingers. In the background behind the mango, there are stacks of gold bars. Below the 'Calling...' text, the phrase 'Missing this call' is prominently displayed. At the bottom of the screen are options: 'Remind Me' and 'Message' alongside their respective icons, and large red 'Decline' and green 'Accept' call buttons.

Masturbation

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.

Toaster

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a message request from the user "Local_toaster_fucker" saying "Check your toaster." The options are to accept or ignore the request.

Toy Story

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Close up of Woody from Toy Story, with blacked out teeth on the bottom row that creates spaces where teeth should be. Text reads: "I just found this hidden message in Toy Story omg."

Poop

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a phone screen with a sad Bart Simpson face on top and the text "Fake Smile". Further down it says "one of those nights", followed by a music player with the song "Hope" by XXXTENTACION playing. The screen also shows a message from "Mom" saying "Clean your poop out the shower NOW!!!! This is the 17th time."

Emergency

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One message reads, "911 what's your emergency?" The other message reads, "I got stabbed." Below the text is a warthog wearing a chef's hat.

Tower

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A picture of the Tower of Babel being bombed, with an explosion on one of the towers. The text in the picture reads: "THEY HIT THE FUCKING..."

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A two-panel image shows a cat sitting in front of a computer with the text "When your cat messages your boss..." The second panel shows a chat with a string of random characters and the message "Absolutely. Smartest thing you've ever said."

Chat

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."

Bathroom

DIANEE · 1 year ago

WHY

A screen displays text asking: "Why is every poo poo time a pee pee time but not all pee pee times are poo poo times?" The text "DOD MESSAGES" is displayed below the question. The screen is part of a larger picture showing a cluttered table.

Year

Rookpauze · 1 year ago

9 years olds wildin

A screenshot of a Roblox game. The chat shows messages from other players: "shadow: just like is yr old", "Cassie: Please get for me", "Cassie: Off me", "killernumber2_four: im gonna clap you", and "Lana_fan: hi". The player in the foreground is next to a christmas tree and gift boxes.

Dog

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a phone screen displaying a text conversation. The first message reads "FBI Agent: Do it bro". Followed by the user: "My dog just ran away", "Yah" and "I still have a boyfriend". In between, the FBI agent texts "I'm so sorry to hear that" and "I'm here if you need anything". The last message by the user reads "And I still have my dog."

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