Message memes

Call

2 years ago

Guys is this normal?

A screenshot of a Discord conversation showing an ongoing call that has lasted for 125113 hours, 0 minutes, and 39 seconds. The user 'fleperd' is the main participant in the conversation. There are other messages and missed calls visible. Text on top shows 'scooter, come here - Worst Jo X' which is a tab open in the user's browser.

Chat

1 year ago

A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."

Femboy

1 month ago

An orange, highly agitated emoji face with furrowed brows and bared teeth, resembling a balloon and surrounded by red fiery wisps. The text above the face reads 'I HATE FEMBOY DIH', and the text below reads 'DONT SEND ME ANY!!'. A watermark with the handle '@shygoninja' is visible on the emoji's face.

Jokes

Body

6 years ago

When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"

Bomb

7 years ago

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

Friend

5 years ago

The other day my friend messaged me saying, "bro I have two pieces of bad news for you." I told him to combine them. He replied with, "your girlfriend is cheating on both of us."

Message jokes