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Fish

7 days ago
A white sign with black text on a dark post. The top of the image has text "Ocean's closed for business". The sign itself has a large bold heading "Please do not fuck the fish" and lists bullet points: "It can make them sick", "They may bite you", "It changes their behaviour", and "There's plenty of squirrels in the forest if you really need a fleshlight". Below the bullet points, it says "Please help protect the fish and keep the marine reserve natural". At the very bottom, it reads "Department of Conservation Te Papa Atawhai". On the left side of the sign, there's a small graphic of a hand holding a fish with a prohibition symbol over it, and text "yeetbob.yeetpants" vertically along the edge.
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  • Text message

    26 days ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter post. At the top, a profile picture shows a person. The name 'Nate' and username '@Pure_VEVO' are visible. The main text of the tweet reads: 'HOLY SHIT MY NUMBER NEIGHBOR IS BILL CLINTON'. Below the tweet is a screenshot of a text message conversation. On the left, messages from the user include: 'Hi', 'Who is this???', 'Oh okay', 'Really? Are you someone famous?', and 'That's crazy!'. On the right, messages from the 'number neighbor' include: 'Hey number neighbor!', 'We're number neighbors meaning your number is one digit higher than mine', 'You may have heard of me', 'That's the name', and 'It's an honor Mr. President'. An image of a smiling Bill Clinton is sent by the 'neighbor'. The final message from the 'neighbor', partially visible, reads: 'I killed Jeffrey Epstein lol'.
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  • Etiquette

    1 month ago
    A screenshot from a social media platform shows a man with light hair and a serious expression, looking over a white building with many windows, presumably in London. Below the video, a comments section is visible. It shows the location 'London' with '67.1K people added to Favorites' and '6,140 comments'. A user named Kollado asks, 'what's the etiquette of rubbing one out under the table?' The creator, William Hanson, responds, 'You ask this on almost every video. May I suggest you seek professional help??'
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  • Market

    3 months ago

    People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

    A screenshot of a prediction market titled "Nothing Ever Happens: May." The market rules state that it will resolve to "No" if Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire, the next Pope is Black, the Fed cuts rates, India invades Pakistan, or Israel or the US take military action against Iran. Otherwise, it will resolve to "Yes."
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  • Spongebob

    5 months ago
    The meme is composed of three panels from Spongebob, each with speech bubbles. In the first panel, Patrick is dressed in a suit and is crying at a funeral, with the text "MAY HE REST IN PEACE!!!!" In the second panel, Spongebob is yelling, with the text "this disney dvd is enhanced with disneys fast play your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically." In the third panel, Squidward is scolding Spongebob, with the text "really isnt a good time Spongebob." Spongebob replies, "You're no fun."
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  • Middle earth

    6 months ago
    A toy package with a figure of Gollum. The text on the package says, "MAKE HIM HOT! My Precious Smeagol Groom & Style Middle Earth Cuties WARNING: May attract A Sauron's gaze LOOK NICE 4 MASTER! Limitless Hairstyles Accessories Included Dill the Pony's tail The One Ring golden scrunchie Uruk-hai topknot Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb FINALLY KEMPTI The Two Towers Glamour Gollum Legboot". The package includes three accessories shown with graphics: "The One Ring golden scrunchie" and "Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb" and an image of possible hairstyles.
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  • Character

    6 months ago
    A printout of a scene from the movie Inside Out, showing several characters sitting at desks in a classroom. Sadness is in the front, looking forlorn. The text on the paper reads: "You may pick any character in the picture and write a story in first person point of view. Be sure to use details and dialogue in your story."
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  • Duck

    6 months ago
    A close up shot of a white duck being pet on the head by a person with the text "may I interrupt your scrolling with a nice duck".
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  • Cat

    7 months ago
    A black cat appears dramatically stretched out on a carpeted floor. The image is from a tweet saying "how ur cat sees himself when he hasn't eaten in almost an hour."
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  • Overlord

    7 months ago

    Meet your new evil overlord

    A white and orange cat rests its head on a sleeping baby. Text overlay reads, "I have claimed this tiny human for myself. You may leave now."
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  • World War

    8 months ago
    A news report with the headline "China-Taiwan Tensions" and the text "Experts say World War III may happen online". The news banner is followed by the text "MMDA says NCR 'Ready' to Shift to MGCQ." Below that, there is an image of Kim Jong-Un with the text "Kim Jong-Un is now playing Rocket League".
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  • Mail

    8 months ago
    A sticker with the text "I VOTED BY MAIL" in a circle with stars. In the center of the sticker is a picture of Ted Kaczynski.
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  • Platform

    8 months ago
    A yellow sign with black text that says: "Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off."
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  • Equation

    9 months ago
    The image shows a meme with the text "statisticians be like" at the top, followed by three graphics: a bell curve chart, a probability mass function graph with three curves, and a statistical formula. Underneath the graphics, the text continues with "yeah this may or may not happen idk."
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  • T Rex

    9 months ago
    The image shows a newspaper headline that says "The T. Rex may have been a lot smarter than you thought" written by Dino Grandoni from The Washington Post.
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  • Battery

    9 months ago
    A phone screen displaying the time 11:21 on Thursday, May 20. A notification states "Battery low (100%). Charge your phone."
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  • Celebrity

    10 months ago

    No shit lmao

    A photo shows Diddy in white clothes with his arms raised, surrounded by other people and paparazzi at an event. Text in the lower part says, "Celebrities who partied with Diddy may want to contact their lawyers".
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  • People

    10 months ago

    ChatGPT left Hitler thinking for himself...

    A screenshot of a ChatGPT window with the message "People with serious inheritable disabilities should not be allowed to reproduce." A message appears stating that the content may violate usage policies.
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  • Topic

    11 months ago
    A line graph compares the search interest over time for Google Classroom and ChatGPT. ChatGPT (red line) has higher interest than Google Classroom (blue line).
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  • Reason

    11 months ago
    A man with glasses and a beard is in front of a brown curtain. The text "Five Scientific Reasons To Kill Yourself" is at the bottom. The uploader is "balding science man". Underneath is the text "Published on 9 May 1945, were going off the air after this one forever, hello darkness my old friend".
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