30+ Best Machine Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Burger King

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Donald Trump is wearing a white shirt, red tie, and an apron. The text says: "We're gonna fix the ice cream machine...and make Burger King pay for it."

Secret

1 view · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

The image shows a disassembled car key at the top and a drawing of a mechanical character with glowing blue eyes with the text "I know the secrets of the machine". The caption at the top reads "when you learn how to disassemble your car key".

Error

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Or Holy Oils work

A picture shows a mechanical figure in a red hood holding a staff with a gear on top. The text on the image reads: "When you fixed a minor error on your computer by googling it. I hold the secrets of the machine spirit."

Love

31 views · Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A cartoon image of Spongebob Squarepants looking at a red machine. The machine displays two red hearts and the word "Tota" above them.

Wife

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a comparison between modern and ancient Sith. The modern Sith are depicted as whiny and emotional, lamenting about being stuck in a machine and having their superweapon destroyed. The ancient Sith are portrayed as stoic and embracing pain, declaring "TO PAIN IS TO LIVE, AND BOY, AM I LIVING!"

President

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The meme shows a comparison between an "IDF FOG MACHINE" and "IRANIAN PRESIDENT." On the left is an image of a fog machine in operation, producing a cloud of smoke and on the right is a picture of Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi.

Tongue

LazyBoiiii · 3 years ago

A pink, fluffy creature with a long tongue is shown in front of a machine with a keyboard. The creature's tongue is extended and touching a button on the keyboard. The text above the creature says, "SCREW LIMBS!" and below, "I'LL USE MY TONGUE!". The display of the machine shows "GELA".

Propaganda

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a large, ominous figure labeled "Multi trillion propaganda machine" towering over a smaller figure labeled "Memers". The giant is massive and imposing with dark armor and fiery details. The smaller figure is also clad in armor, holding a sword, and looking ready to fight or resist.

Android

21 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a block of text in a small font against a dark background. The text discusses themes of artificiality, resentment, and the conflict between being built for a purpose and being blamed for wanting.

Skeleton

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The meme shows a question from a post asking how people in the Middle Ages knew what skeletons looked like without x-ray machines. An edit to the post says, "I forgot about dead people." Below the post is an image of Megamind with an evil grin, and a dial with settings ranging from small to mega, with the dial pointed to mega.

Waluigi

T.walk1992 · 3 years ago

A video game cover featuring Waluigi stuck inside a vending machine. The cover reads "Waluigi gets his Halloween stuck in a vending machine (remastered)". There is also a rating label with the letter "M" on it. The game is for the Wii U.

Machine Gun

3 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Filthy Lies.

A two-panel cartoon shows a conversation between Moon Knight and Spiderman. Moon Knight in the first panel says: "Hey, I heard you impaled a guy with a machine gun and shot three other people while it was still in his chest. Is that...? Lies. Filthy lies." In the second panel, Spiderman replies: "Oh, good. Because-- It was FOUR people."

Mr Bean

8 views · Apollo · 1 year ago

A photo of a tablet on a table displaying a custom-made Pokemon card of Mr. Bean. The card lists his name, HP, and two attack abilities with descriptions and attack points.

Who would win

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

Who would you choose?

The image poses a question: "Who would win?" On the left is a green test tube with an angry face, described as "A scientist who was able to make a time travel machine." On the right is a cartoon taco with an angry face holding a pink gun, described as "A taco gorl with a gun."

Dentist

4 views · Bismarck · 1 year ago

A four-panel cartoon shows a blonde woman posing in lingerie in the top three panels. The word "Clickitic!" appears in a speech bubble in each of these panels. In the bottom panel, a woman with blonde curly hair stands over a male patient, who is lying in a dentist's chair with his mouth open. A machine on wheels next to the dentist is pointed at the patient's face; the word "Clickitic!" appears in a speech bubble above the machine.

Grid

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A drawing shows a diagram of a machine. On the left is a crocodile labeled as "Death roll machine". In the middle is raw meat attached to a generator, which is in turn connected to the powerlines of the entire US electrical grid.

Cat

The Radio Demon · 2 years ago

cats

The image shows a cat meme. The top part of the meme says, "Cats: descended from the most ferocious killing machines on the planet. Also cats:". The bottom part is an image of a ginger cat with its tongue sticking out.

Milkman

68 views · Royal · 4 years ago

A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labor. The doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father. They agree, so the machine is used. 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not feeling anything, 100%, nothing.

The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.