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Toaster

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"

Secret

I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

The image shows a disassembled car key at the top and a drawing of a mechanical character with glowing blue eyes with the text "I know the secrets of the machine". The caption at the top reads "when you learn how to disassemble your car key".

Strawberry

Tongue

A pink, fluffy creature with a long tongue is shown in front of a machine with a keyboard. The creature's tongue is extended and touching a button on the keyboard. The text above the creature says, "SCREW LIMBS!" and below, "I'LL USE MY TONGUE!". The display of the machine shows "GELA".

President

The meme shows a comparison between an "IDF FOG MACHINE" and "IRANIAN PRESIDENT." On the left is an image of a fog machine in operation, producing a cloud of smoke and on the right is a picture of Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi.

Wife

The image shows a comparison between modern and ancient Sith. The modern Sith are depicted as whiny and emotional, lamenting about being stuck in a machine and having their superweapon destroyed. The ancient Sith are portrayed as stoic and embracing pain, declaring "TO PAIN IS TO LIVE, AND BOY, AM I LIVING!"

Propaganda

The image shows a large, ominous figure labeled "Multi trillion propaganda machine" towering over a smaller figure labeled "Memers". The giant is massive and imposing with dark armor and fiery details. The smaller figure is also clad in armor, holding a sword, and looking ready to fight or resist.

Android

The image shows a block of text in a small font against a dark background. The text discusses themes of artificiality, resentment, and the conflict between being built for a purpose and being blamed for wanting.

Skeleton

The meme shows a question from a post asking how people in the Middle Ages knew what skeletons looked like without x-ray machines. An edit to the post says, "I forgot about dead people." Below the post is an image of Megamind with an evil grin, and a dial with settings ranging from small to mega, with the dial pointed to mega.

Waluigi

A video game cover featuring Waluigi stuck inside a vending machine. The cover reads "Waluigi gets his Halloween stuck in a vending machine (remastered)". There is also a rating label with the letter "M" on it. The game is for the Wii U.

Machine Gun

Filthy Lies.

A two-panel cartoon shows a conversation between Moon Knight and Spiderman. Moon Knight in the first panel says: "Hey, I heard you impaled a guy with a machine gun and shot three other people while it was still in his chest. Is that...? Lies. Filthy lies." In the second panel, Spiderman replies: "Oh, good. Because-- It was FOUR people."

Scientist

Who would you choose?

The image poses a question: "Who would win?" On the left is a green test tube with an angry face, described as "A scientist who was able to make a time travel machine." On the right is a cartoon taco with an angry face holding a pink gun, described as "A taco gorl with a gun."

Mr Bean

A photo of a tablet on a table displaying a custom-made Pokemon card of Mr. Bean. The card lists his name, HP, and two attack abilities with descriptions and attack points.

Dentist

A four-panel cartoon shows a blonde woman posing in lingerie in the top three panels. The word "Clickitic!" appears in a speech bubble in each of these panels. In the bottom panel, a woman with blonde curly hair stands over a male patient, who is lying in a dentist's chair with his mouth open. A machine on wheels next to the dentist is pointed at the patient's face; the word "Clickitic!" appears in a speech bubble above the machine.

Grid

A drawing shows a diagram of a machine. On the left is a crocodile labeled as "Death roll machine". In the middle is raw meat attached to a generator, which is in turn connected to the powerlines of the entire US electrical grid.

Cat

cats

The image shows a cat meme. The top part of the meme says, "Cats: descended from the most ferocious killing machines on the planet. Also cats:". The bottom part is an image of a ginger cat with its tongue sticking out.

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