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Strawberry

Grid

A drawing shows a diagram of a machine. On the left is a crocodile labeled as "Death roll machine". In the middle is raw meat attached to a generator, which is in turn connected to the powerlines of the entire US electrical grid.

Noise

The image shows two objects. The left object is a sound machine with a pair of glasses in front. The text reads "White Noise Machine". The right object is a smoke detector with the battery exposed. The text reads "Black Noise Machine".

Gym

The image shows two contrasting photos with text above each. The first photo, labeled "Gyms on January 1st", depicts a densely packed crowd of people. The second photo, labeled "Gyms on January 2nd", shows an empty gym with rows of exercise machines.

Android

The image shows a block of text in a small font against a dark background. The text discusses themes of artificiality, resentment, and the conflict between being built for a purpose and being blamed for wanting.

Dentist

A four-panel cartoon shows a blonde woman posing in lingerie in the top three panels. The word "Clickitic!" appears in a speech bubble in each of these panels. In the bottom panel, a woman with blonde curly hair stands over a male patient, who is lying in a dentist's chair with his mouth open. A machine on wheels next to the dentist is pointed at the patient's face; the word "Clickitic!" appears in a speech bubble above the machine.

Nicolas Cage

A four-panel image featuring photos of Nicolas Cage in various intense and expressive poses, overlaid with the text "Cage AGAINST THE MACHINE."

Mr Bean

A photo of a tablet on a table displaying a custom-made Pokemon card of Mr. Bean. The card lists his name, HP, and two attack abilities with descriptions and attack points.

Skeleton

The meme shows a question from a post asking how people in the Middle Ages knew what skeletons looked like without x-ray machines. An edit to the post says, "I forgot about dead people." Below the post is an image of Megamind with an evil grin, and a dial with settings ranging from small to mega, with the dial pointed to mega.

Hell

An Amish man wearing a straw hat and blue shirt is falling through a hole in the floor, with flames rising around him. He appears surprised and is raising his hands. The floor is surrounded by several voting machines. The text on the image reads: "U.S. NOV 5, 2024. Amish Man Falls Through Trap Door Directly To Hell After Using Electronic Voting Machine."

Burger King

Donald Trump is wearing a white shirt, red tie, and an apron. The text says: "We're gonna fix the ice cream machine...and make Burger King pay for it."

Body

A black and white image of a skeleton in a suit and hat, smoking and holding playing cards, with the text "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS POKER CHIPS INTO DIVORCE PAPERS" layered on top of the image.

Animal

The image shows a three-panel comic strip. The first panel asks, "Are platypuses carnivores or herbivores?" The second panel shows a platypus and states, "They're neither." The third panel shows a pile of dead animals with blood, and another platypus on top stating, "Platypuses are godless killing machines."

President

The meme shows a comparison between an "IDF FOG MACHINE" and "IRANIAN PRESIDENT." On the left is an image of a fog machine in operation, producing a cloud of smoke and on the right is a picture of Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi.

Request

A photo of Zack de la Rocha, the singer from Rage Against the Machine, holding a microphone, with a speech bubble that says "I beg your pardon, but I am unlikely to fulfill your request." Text at the bottom reads, "kindly object to the machine."

Clothing

and that's on period

A photo features a close-up of Cardi B looking slightly amused or unimpressed. Text above her reads: "Why are you wearing that again?" Because I paid for it and I have a washing machine.

Leak

A photo of a wooden floor with a large, dark stain resembling a human body shape. Text above the image reads: "We took up the carpet in our apartment. My landlord said it's from a leak from a washing machine."

Propaganda

The image shows a large, ominous figure labeled "Multi trillion propaganda machine" towering over a smaller figure labeled "Memers". The giant is massive and imposing with dark armor and fiery details. The smaller figure is also clad in armor, holding a sword, and looking ready to fight or resist.

Memes

PEDOPHILE REMOVAL MACHINE

Beer

The image shows a blurred scene of two figures fighting. The text overlay reads: "Me fighting off Child Protective Services from taking away my beer getting machine."

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