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My brother needs to see this

The image is a screen that looks like an error message with a dinosaur. The text says "No Bitches". Underneath it says "Try:" followed by a list of suggestions: "Going outside", "Talking to women", and "Taking a shower". The message concludes with "You get no bitches".

im a BAANNAANNAA

my new twin

A chubby boy is flexing his biceps. The text on the image says "I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET. I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of two Instagram posts. The first post, from user fatgirlhedonist, says "Idk who needs to hear this, but I switched from buying coffee every day to making it at home 2 years ago and I'm still not a millionaire." The second post, from user brianmstewart, is pinned and replies "I have studied the habits of millionaires. While it is a good step to save money by making coffee at home, have you considered supplementing your income by committing massive fraud?"

Jazzy💕

and that's on period

A photo features a close-up of Cardi B looking slightly amused or unimpressed. Text above her reads: "Why are you wearing that again?" Because I paid for it and I have a washing machine.

Heroin Monkey

Image of a person wearing a fursuit lying on a bed, with a comment from Playboi Carti that says "Be ready."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan conversation with two photos attached. The first photo shows a very simple, mostly white bedroom with a bed, a ceiling fan, and a window. The second photo shows a bedroom with a wooden nightstand next to a bed, a green lamp, a bottle of beer, and a pizza box on the nightstand. The text above the photos reads: "Do males really live like this?" The subsequent messages are "yeah although I put a cool t-rex lamp next to my bed", "that's fucking sick dude" and "based t-rex chad"

RapBoat Bonus

The image is a starter pack of items representing a "humble" lifestyle. It includes a glass of water and a piece of bread for meal, shoes made from plastic bottles for kicks, a slingshot for strap, a pile of cardboard boxes for crib, and a rusty bike for whip. The text "J Cole Humble Starter Pack" is at the top.

Heroin Monkey

A screen capture of a video shows a person standing in front of a building, with text overlaying the image that reads: "how I budget $15K/MONTH ALLOWANCE as a 19 y.o. Ivy League student NYC." Below the video, a comment reads: "I think you should take your own life."

MATTIX

A two-panel meme shows a red sports car doing a burnout above a red minivan doing a burnout. The top panel is labeled "Before wife and kids" and the bottom panel is labeled "After wife and kids".

MATTIX

The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a red Tesla car parked on a concrete surface. The bottom part shows a picture of two men looking at each other smiling.

Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into two parts. On the left, under the text 'reality fans', there are multiple images: a man with glasses screaming, a cup of coffee, an office space, and a couple fighting with lightsabers. On the right, under the text 'delusion enjoyers', there's a dark, blurry room with a creepy face in the background and a dark figure in the foreground.

Anonymous

A person holds a black notebook completely covered in kawaii stickers of various Sanrio characters, including Hello Kitty, Keroppi, and My Melody. The person is also wearing beaded bracelets.

ohio nugget

lol

A boy with dark hair and a blue and white wrestling suit is flexing his arms. The text on the image says "I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET. I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT." At the bottom of the image is the watermark "WeKnowMemes".

GG Miller

fat people dont read this

Two Minions dressed as a surgeon and a doctor. The text in the image reads: "Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A cat sleeps in a bed with the text "the grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping."

Anonymous

The image is a meme featuring white text on a black background. It reads "WTF SEX FACTS# Drinking coffee before sex will make your orgasms 50x more intense."

Heroin Monkey

A picture of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wearing cat ears, next to a quote in purple that reads: "Remember kids, ketamine usage is an essential part of a fulfilling life and it has zero down sides!" - Catboy RFK Jr.

Heroin Monkey

A black shoe is covered in white liquid. Text above the shoe reads, "Should I cop?"

Heroin Monkey

A stack of Monster energy drink cans are piled up like a tower on a table. To the right is a large Monster energy drink poster. The text on the image reads, "How dudes named Kyle decorate their apartment."

rapboat

The image shows a close-up of a rustic stone toilet with a hole in the center, with grass visible through the hole. Above it reads: "J-Cole's Toilet. Too Humble."

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