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He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his
lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids

Video Game

wow mario got done dirty

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows an old video game screenshot of Sonic with the text: "When the drowning countdown starts, but Tails takes the air bubble. SCORE 34160 TIME 2:03 RINGS 341 guess I'll die". The top right panel says: "KIDS TODAY GETTING THEIR VIDEO GAME TURNED INTO A MOVIE GET THIS" and shows two images of Sonic: one old and one new movie version. The bottom left panel says: "KIDS IN MY DAY GOT THIS..." and shows an image of a Goomba. The bottom right panel shows an image of the live-action version of King Koopa.

Mom

Count dooku

A USB drive is made to look like a KitKat bar. The text says: "These kids think they gonna get candy tonight when really I'm handing out 80 hours audio on why count dooku was actually a good guy."

Pizza

The image shows a father and son sitting at a table in a restaurant. The father is looking at his son with a smile, and the son is looking back at his father with a slight smile. There is also a plate of food and a glass on the table. Above the image it says, "Waiter: Kids under 12 eat for free" and "Dad: My son wants 4 large Pizzas and one water for me".

Memes

SCHOOL
SPEED
LIMIT
20
7:00 AM 9:30 AM
2:00 PM-5:00 PM
Pedophiles love this sign!
Slower speeds just give perverts more time to stare at kids.
SHARE if you support raising the school-zone speed
limit to 80 mph to keep our children safe!

Memes

Bro, me

Apparently referring to
screaming kids in a store as
"Semen Demons" is not
publicly acceptable, Who knew?
Traum

Army

We all know what rapper she’s talking about…

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. The user, @devonodevon, writes: I'm a retired 69 year old army vet white grandmother who hates rap and I can't stop listening!! I keep playing this to my grand kids and now they're not speaking to me because THEY CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH and COMMON SENSE. When he appeared as the Jamaican HOOBOY I WOKE UP THE WHOLE STREET LAUGHING!!! GODBLESS AMERICA. There are also like and dislike buttons and a comment button.

Mate

A screenshot of a text conversation. The first person asks about a Miata for sale. After some questions, the first person asks "What's your lowest point?" and the second person responds with a tragic personal anecdote about his wife leaving him, misunderstanding that the first person was asking for the "lowest price."

Politics

A pale, humanoid creature with hands raised to the face and eyes in the palms. The text overlay reads "I'm gonna tell my kids this was Mitch McConnell."

Inch

The image shows a split screen of a woman with long red hair on the left and shorter red hair on the right. The caption reads, "She donated 30 inches of her hair to make wigs for children with cancer." A comment at the bottom says, "Now some poor kid has to be a ginger on top of having cancer."

Scream

A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".

Lawyer

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a police officer is talking to Spider-man, saying "Spider-man! There's a kid trapped on the-". The second panel shows Spider-man replying with "Fuck you". In the third panel, Spider-man is shown again next to the police officer and saying, "Remember kids, never talk to a cop without a lawyer present, for ANY reason!"

Generation

The meme shows a split image. On top, a cartoon character (Doofenshmirtz from "Phineas and Ferb") is looking out of a window with labels above him: "Millennials" and "Gen Z." Below, there is another image with a dark, ominous castle with the text: "Gen Alpha consisting of elsagate kids and skibidi toilet kids."

Priest

Two rhinos are in the middle of mating with the word "priests" over the one on top, and "kids" over the one on the bottom, a photographer is taking photos of them and the text above him says "upset Christians", in the top right corner it reads "Olympics ceremony".

Rose

A yellow Minion with a big grin is on the left. The text reads: "Roses are red, violets are blue, Catherine please just let me see the kids again please."

Savage

A two-part meme. The first part shows a text message exchange where one person invites the other to a pool party and then says it was a joke. The second person replies with a whale joke. The second part shows Willem Dafoe smirking with the caption "You know, I'm something of a savage myself."

Video

A screenshot of a YouTube video titled "I ALMOST Got My Kids Back!" by CJ SO COOL. The video thumbnail shows CJ SO COOL reaching for two young children running away from him in a field.

Teacher

Tom cat with an evil grin, above the text "Teacher: Give me your dictionary. Kid named Tionary:"

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