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Mate

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a text conversation. The first person asks about a Miata for sale. After some questions, the first person asks "What's your lowest point?" and the second person responds with a tragic personal anecdote about his wife leaving him, misunderstanding that the first person was asking for the "lowest price."
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    Politics

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A pale, humanoid creature with hands raised to the face and eyes in the palms. The text overlay reads "I'm gonna tell my kids this was Mitch McConnell."
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  • Inch

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a split screen of a woman with long red hair on the left and shorter red hair on the right. The caption reads, "She donated 30 inches of her hair to make wigs for children with cancer." A comment at the bottom says, "Now some poor kid has to be a ginger on top of having cancer."
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    Scream

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".
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  • Lawyer

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a police officer is talking to Spider-man, saying "Spider-man! There's a kid trapped on the-". The second panel shows Spider-man replying with "Fuck you". In the third panel, Spider-man is shown again next to the police officer and saying, "Remember kids, never talk to a cop without a lawyer present, for ANY reason!"
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    Generation

    big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
  • The meme shows a split image. On top, a cartoon character (Doofenshmirtz from "Phineas and Ferb") is looking out of a window with labels above him: "Millennials" and "Gen Z." Below, there is another image with a dark, ominous castle with the text: "Gen Alpha consisting of elsagate kids and skibidi toilet kids."
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  • Priest

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • Two rhinos are in the middle of mating with the word "priests" over the one on top, and "kids" over the one on the bottom, a photographer is taking photos of them and the text above him says "upset Christians", in the top right corner it reads "Olympics ceremony".
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    Rose

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • A yellow Minion with a big grin is on the left. The text reads: "Roses are red, violets are blue, Catherine please just let me see the kids again please."
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  • Savage

    ✨Jassy✨ · 1 year ago
  • A two-part meme. The first part shows a text message exchange where one person invites the other to a pool party and then says it was a joke. The second person replies with a whale joke. The second part shows Willem Dafoe smirking with the caption "You know, I'm something of a savage myself."
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    Video

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a YouTube video titled "I ALMOST Got My Kids Back!" by CJ SO COOL. The video thumbnail shows CJ SO COOL reaching for two young children running away from him in a field.
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  • Teacher

    Swf · 2 years ago
  • Tom cat with an evil grin, above the text "Teacher: Give me your dictionary. Kid named Tionary:"
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    Castle

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The meme shows a castle with a skull-shaped entrance, set against a dark and cloudy sky. The text overlay reads, "YOU CAN LIVE IN THIS COOL AND BADASS CASTLE FOR 6 MONTHS RENT FREE BUT NO MORE SMOKING METH AND BEATING YOUR WIFE AND KIDS. COULD YOU DO IT??"
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  • Ladder

    The Dark humor Hub · 2 years ago
  • A photo of a stepladder next to the text "I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid."
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    Drive

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
  • The top half of the image shows a yellow sign in the shape of a child with a smiling face, placed at the side of the road. The sign reads, "Drive like your kids live here." The bottom half shows the Drake Yes/No meme, with Drake smiling and pointing approvingly to the right at a yellow U-turn sign.
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  • Song

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
  • A Reddit post shows someone sharing an anecdote about kids singing the song "They Not Like Us" and other inappropriate lyrics on the playground. The poster finds the situation funny and reflects on the exposure of children to adult content.
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    Willy Wonka

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A picture of Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka with text above that reads, "None of the new Willy Wonka movies have understood that Gene Wilder's version of Wonka worked because you felt like there was a real chance he was just gonna sit there and watch those kids die."
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  • Academic

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
  • The meme contrasts DJ Akademiks with a panel of French academics, questioning who would be a safer choice to leave a child with.
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    Stereotype

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a four-panel meme. The top two panels labeled "Girls" show two Wojak-style girls expressing their love for kids. The bottom two panels labeled "Boys" show two Chad-style boys, one saying "I love kids" and the other on the phone saying "Hello 911?"
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  • Sacrifice

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • In a classical painting style, Jesus is sitting and talking to a group of people. Text overlaid on the image says, "SO I WAS LIKE, 'YO ABRAHAM, YOU SHOULD SACRIFICE YOUR SON.' THEN I WAS LIKE, 'WOAH, I WAS JUST KIDDING, BRO'"
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    School shooting

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Skeletor looking up with an open mouth and a worried expression. The text says: "When you're shooting up the school and bust into the special ed class and the autistic kid tries to summon a force shield."
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