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Some kid in my class

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Anonymous

@senpainisho
nutted in her braces now my kids
behind bars 100
3:38 am 26/08/2019 Twitter for iPhone
25.9K Retweets 121K Likes

DAP ME UP

*Sees kids naruto running*
Me: Damn you watch naruto?
Them: Nah we saw it on tiktok
Me:
COM
Shall I kill these children?

RapBoat

A man sits alone on a swing set in a park. Text at the top reads "Drake bringing Adonis to the park to have an excuse to watch the other kids playing on the jungle gym:".

Cupツ

ME WHEN I WAS A KID LMAO

Homer Simpson is looking off to the left with a neutral expression. He's standing in a yard with grass and a small brown building in the background. The text 'ME WHEN I WAS A KID LMAO' is not on the image.

Drakes snake

POV ME

The image shows a distorted face of a person looking directly into the camera. Above the person, text reads "Bro it's Pajama Day" and below the face, text reads "The kid who sleeps naked:".

arsonisfun

Me when kids

The image shows two yellow emoticons. The first one is normal and has an outstretched hand next to it. The second emoticon has red eyes and a bloody hand is shown cutting it from the side.

Anonymous

The image shows a cartoon character, Arthur, with dark circles under his eyes, looking very tired. The text above the image reads: "friend: how long did you sleep for? me: 8 friend: hours? me: minutes".

RapBoat 2

A Reddit post with comments. The first comment states that Kid Cudi got engaged. The second comment expresses surprise, stating the commenter thought Cudi was gay and he could have done better, possibly because he's bald. The third comment predicts the relationship won't last more than 6 months.

DAP ME UP

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel is a pink square with the text "GOT NO KIDS?" at the top, followed by the text "Hire a babysitter anyway. Say your kid is asleep upstairs and must not be disturbed. Then upon your return, ask where your child is." with a vintage cartoon couple enjoying a meal at the top. The bottom panel shows a red cartoon figure with horns and a confused expression labeled "Satan:".

RapBoat 2

Royce Lopez →
@hippojuicefilm
Jay-z looks like a black grandma sick of raising her
daughter's kids.

deez man

The image shows three actors who played Spiderman: Tobey Maguire, Tom Holland, and Andrew Garfield, side by side. Above them, text reads, "Doctor: don't worry kid, it's just a mild cold. My hospital room next day:".

Heroin Monkey

A colorful donkey pinata hangs from a tree, and the text "Fill a pinata with goat intestines to teach kids about the brutal consequences of violence" appears above it.

Heroin Monkey

A man with a beard is looking at a holographic display. The text above him reads: "Santa making sure poor kids get proportionately cheaper presents."

Rey Rey

DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS

A product image of a green figure attached to a toothpaste tube and covering the opening. The text on the image reads: 'Toothpaste Cap Kids Toothpaste Attachment. Visit the Handmade Store. 4.0 stars. 15 ratings. Best Price on Amazon. -30% $8.99. List Price: $12.90. FREE Returns. A fun toothpaste cover that will make kids love brushing teeth. Produced in a 3D printer with organic PLA material that can be degraded in nature. It is placed on the cap of the toothpaste tube instead of the toothpaste cap. (Not compatible with non-standard pastes) It is not a hazardous material (toy). Do not wash in hot water or in the machine. The toothpaste tube product in the product is for promotional purposes. You can contact us for color preferences.'

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a multi-panel meme. The first panel depicts an older man with a worried expression behind the wheel of a car. Above him, there is a Spotify playlist titled "Heavy Gamer". Below, there is a stick figure lying in a pool of blood, and a small picture of a person with the text "LIB STATUS: SMASHED!". The last two panels show the words "DESTRUCTION 100" and "FILICIDE 100" mimicking a video game style.

shaylie lol

A child is in a river with a determined face, swimming. Above the image the text says: "Me tryna swim in my bath tub when i was 7."

shaylie lol

Spongebob is sitting at a desk with a pen in his hand and looks startled with big eyes, in the background you can see a window. The text on top says: "when you're almost done with your work but then you hear kids around you packing up".

Heroin Monkey

when i'm edging in class
and my teacher shows a
presentation of kids
starving in Uganda
relatablevid1
(i busted at the part where the
kid starved to death)

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a video with a man in the center, with the text "Survival rate of kids in my basement" at the bottom and "3.7%" in the top right corner.

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