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A Google search bar shows the query "Should I kill someone, or have a cup of tea?" The "Did you mean" suggestion is "Should I kill someone, and have a cup of tea?" Below this is the text "Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you." and an image of a person sipping tea next to a British flag.

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Milli

A skeleton sits on a bench, looking off into the distance with a text overlay that says "ME WHILE I WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO WRITE."

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The image is a comparison of how girls and boys use Photoshop. The text above the image says "girls with photoshop: i can't wait to make myself look pretty." Below is an image of a buffed-up Bob Ross wearing a cape, gold chain and holding a paint brush and palette as if he is in a fight.

Bill Cipher

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The image shows a five-panel meme. The title of the meme says, "When I want to kill myself." The first panel, labeled "What my friends think I do," shows a hand reaching for pills. The second panel, labeled "What my mom thinks I do," shows a noose. The third panel, labeled "What I think I do," shows a man with a gun pointed to his head. The fourth panel, labeled "What society thinks I do," shows a razor blade held in a hand. The fifth panel, labeled "What I really do," shows a man laughing at a computer screen with the text "Ahah" and "That's a funny meme".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel is a picture of a woman looking distressed with the text "Designers, when a company hires another designer" and "Am I not enough?". The bottom panel shows a picture of a chimpanzee with the text "Engineers, when company hires another engineer" and "Apes together strong."

Anonymous

The image is divided into two parts. On the left, a screenshot of a BBC News search result with an orange cat and the text: "What makes ginger tom cats so adventurous?". On the right, a black-and-white image of a smiling, muscular man with a strong jawline. Above the two images, there's a text saying: "Difference? I think not".

Your local comrade

The ultimate speedrun

In a meme, Mario is shown with the text, "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Blach66.1

The image is a visual puzzle. It shows two nearly identical images of a bridge over a river. The left image is not marked, the right image has a red circle marking an area. The text says "Everyone can spot the bridge - but you have 20/20 vision if you can see hidden face in under 6 seconds." above the two images. Above the two images, the text says: "I mean, I seen the balls first does that count?"

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A meme featuring two Kermit the Frog puppets. The left one looks to the right with the text "BUSH DID 9/11" above. The right one has a dark hood over his head and the text "NO I DID" above.

Mafuyu Asahina

Sayori moment

The image features a light pink background with white text that reads "don't be shocked if one day I just...". There is a full body anime illustration of Sayori from Doki Doki Literature Club, who is a female character with a pink bow, brown hair, and a school uniform. She is depicted with her hands out and smiling.

Chunke Monke

A drawing showing five steps to create a letter S with lines. Text above the drawing reads "2000's will never understand". Text below the drawing says "I must have missed the meeting when Step 5 happened."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a white paper cutout of a figure with a raised hand, taped to a window. The shadow of the cutout is also visible in the dark room.

Heroin Monkey

A split image with a dog on the left, saying "I don't wanna get political but" and the same dog on the right, looking at a map with the text "478 million people live in the cum zone" written over the USA. The map also has Canada and Mexico labeled.

Heroin Monkey

A blue silhouette of a person hanging on gymnastic rings is visible on the white wall of a gym. The text above says: "I made a deal with the devil. He took my legs, but I still think it was worth it."

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A close-up photo shows a bag of cranberries with the text "Fucked with Fruit Nutrients" on it. Below the photo is a comment thread, where a user asks if someone violated their cranberries, and someone else comments on how it would be great to have nutrients directly absorbed into them.

Heroin Monkey

A group of sperm cells with speech bubbles. One sperm says, "I can't wait to be a cinephile like dad." Another one says, "Bro, we are in a Dune 2 popcorn bucket."

Anonymous

Does thou even lift thy weighted equipment?

A drawing of a historical duel between two men with an additional two observers. The text above reads: "I bet if we brought back dueling there would be a lot less butthurt bitches."

Anonymous

A gray cat wearing a white cowboy hat is looking at the camera with tears in its eyes. The text reads: "Partner, I reckon I ain't been feeling very yeehaw lately."

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