I Memes - Page 15 - Worst Jokes Ever

Keyboard

A keyboard layout is shown with colorful finger positions indicated below it, followed by a laughing face holding a rainbow colored marker.

Imagination

Meme:

A chat between two people where the first person says, "Dude, I got a girl!" and the second replies, "Me too bro!!" The first one asks "Where is she from?" The first says, "She's from another nation". The second one asks "Which nation". The first one answers: "My imagiNATION". Then the second person says "My gf lives by the sea." Then the first person asks "Which sea?" Finally the second person responds: "My fantaSEA". Under the chat are two anime characters looking sad.

Ignorance

i found this in my school. i kept it. its hanging in my room, on my wall.

A piece of paper with the text 'WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, (IGNORANCE: IS STRENGTH.' written in a stencil font. It is placed inside a metal shelf.

Gun

Gun

An older woman is holding a gun. Text says: when you're presenting in class and someone says "can you speak up i can't hear you"

Die

I can now cross it off my bucket list

The image displays the text "Things I Want To Do Before I Die:".

Rule

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, two figures are depicted. One on the left with a turban states three rules: "no wishing for death", "no falling in love", and "no bring back dead people." In the second panel, the same turbaned figure states, "There are 4 rules" while the other figure says, "I want my rifle to moan when I load a new mag."

Mom

Two images show a dad holding a baby. The text says "Mom said 'NO' So I asked dad and he said 'YES'".

Cake

It was my math teachers birthday a few days ago and i sent him this meme

A cake in the shape of a calculator with the text "Perfect cake for" above it. The cake also has several math equations that equal 43, along with the text "Congratulations on 43 years of service". At the bottom, it says "Your maths teacher's Birthday" with a winking face and laughing emojis.

Pee

Defenity peeing with an erection

A poll comparing the difficulty of peeing with an erection versus giving birth. 92% of the votes went to peeing with an erection. Below this, a picture of Palpatine saying "I love democracy."

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Help

boobs

A comic strip shows a woman stranded on an island. In the first frame, she's gathering stones. In the second frame, the word 'HELP' is visible written on the beach. The third shows planes flying overhead and in the fourth, she is thinking. In the fifth panel she is gathering more stones. The last panel shows the word HELP as well as, "HELP ME AND I WILL REMOVE MY BRA" on the beach, while a plane is crashing and parachuters are falling nearby.

Bandit

Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion

The image shows two panels. The first panel is a nighttime image of police vehicles with their lights flashing. The second panel shows a close-up of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. Text overlay reads, "Roses are red. Lord give me peace. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit has escaped custody and is being hunted by police." It is signed 'By: Seymore Butts Posted Feb 23, 2023'

Home Alone

An image of Homer Simpson looking out the window of his house. Text on top says, "POV: I watched home alone 3 weeks ago".

Guy

This is the guy in your room at night

A close-up of a man's face with wide eyes and a big smile. The text on the image says: "Running up the basement stairs again? I love a good race."

Coffee

Good Morning. I LIKE COFEEEEEEE

The image shows a husky dog with wide eyes and a slight smile. The text in the image says "Good morning. I like cofeeeeeee."

Response

Like how do I say it?

A slightly blurry, off-white stone with the text "how do I say ok without being rude?" written above it.

Hand sanitizer

The meme shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above a picture of the character Elmo engulfed in flames.

Wrong

I Was Wrong!!!

The image shows two cartoon minion characters with different expressions. Above the minions, it says "I remember years ago when all I wanted to be was OLDER". Underneath, in big letters, it says "I WAS WRONG!!!".

Hollow Knight

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows two drawings of the Hollow Knight character. On the left, a tall and thin version is captioned with 'How my grandma sees me:'. On the right, a short and round version is captioned with 'How I actually look:'.

Bedtime

fax

A skeleton with long hair and a red streak is playing an electric guitar. He's in a graveyard setting. Above him, the text reads "I WENT TO BED AT" and below him is "830 INSTEAD OF 8".