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blach66

The image is a cartoon strip showing a woman on a beach, first forming the word "HELP" with stones on the sand, and then changing it to "HELP ME AND I WILL REMOVE MY BRA", in the last panel a plane is approaching the island.

stillwaiting..

A phone screen shows a text message conversation with the last message reading "My boyfriend", followed by two images of Kermit the frog. The first image is Kermit looking at a phone with a shocked expression. The second image is Kermit laying on the floor and having his chest compressed.

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this for all the creeps

A man looks at the camera. The image has the text: "I DON'T ALWAYS FORCE MY IDEAS DOWN PEOPLES THROATS. BUT WHEN I DO, THEY ARE UNDERAGE GIRLS."

KatsukiBakugouSimp

relations-

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two different portraits of the same anime character, Toya. On the left, he is smiling with bright red hair and a friendly expression. On the right, he has black hair, a scarred face, and a more menacing look. Above the two portraits, the text says: "Toya went from, 'I bring her home by 8:00 sir!' To 'Your daughter calls me daddy too.'"

Anonymous

yeah this is true very

A white cat is sitting in a chair with its paw on a computer cable. The text on the image says "GET THE TREATS OR I PULL THE PLUG."

Toast ツ

The image shows the text "You're not the main character" mfs when I write an autobiography above a picture of Squidward from Spongebob with big, bulged out eyes.

Wade

The image shows three panels of Winnie the Pooh. The first panel shows a regular Winnie the Pooh with the text "WHO ASKED" next to him. The second panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a suit with the text "I AM SORRY, BUT I COULDN'T FIND WHO WANTED THIS OPINION." next to him. The third panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a suit, monocle, and mustache with the text "I APOLOGIZE, KIND SIRE, BUT THE PERSON WHO WANTED TO KNOW THIS OPINION COULD NOT BE FOUND ANYWHERE NEAR OUR LOCATION AND IT'S UNLIKELY WE WILL EVER SEE HIM." next to him.

Wade

COCaine

A cartoon figure with red and white face, big eyes, and a pointy hat appears to be dancing. Next to it, another cartoon figure with a smaller body and a jester hat looks dizzy or dazed. The text says: "POMNI I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL THE AFFECTS! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA"

Hailey ❁

Cough cough

The image shows two photos of small yellow ducks. One photo shows multiple ducks together, with one duck in the center looking angry. The second photo is a closeup of the same angry duck. The text on top says, "When I type 'I'm ducking mad' this is what I mean."

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Random post #5 (you can dislike it. i dont rlly care actually…)

The image shows a bald man with an intense expression, partially submerged in water. Text overlaid on the image says, "Asteroids when they see Ohio."

LiZzY_09

This pic is from snapchat, and I also uploaded it on google lol

A selfie of a young woman with blonde hair and blue eyes. She is wearing a blue and white checkered shirt. The image has the text "Didn't mean to scare y'all, ❤️❤️❤️" at the bottom.

Cahyani Ambara

Honestly

The image shows a meme template titled "A Point of View". It consists of twelve panels, each containing a simple cartoon drawing and a label. The panels are arranged in a 3x4 grid. The labels, from left to right and top to bottom, are: "Favorite Characters", "Everyone likes this one except for me", "Started liking recently, didn't like this one at the beginning", "Character that I want to know more about", "Least Favorite Character", "Like the looks but not the personality", "Like the personality but not the looks", "Our personalities match", "Favorite Pairings", "Least Favorite Pairing", "Could've been my friend in real life", and "Would never be friends in real life/our personalities mismatch."

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How to say “I love you” be like :

The image shows six different cartoon characters and their alternative responses to the phrase "I love you". The first character, a yellow X, says "Thanks". The second character, a blue 4, is laughing nervously. The third character, a green 2, says "Who doesn't?". The fourth character, a gray 8, says "Why?". The fifth character, a black 7, says "YEET". The sixth character, a blue 6, says "A horrible decision, really."

Daddy dick

as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)

The image shows a snowy landscape. The text on top reads, "UTAH: SHOULD I WALK TO CHURCH OR JUST DRIVE?" The text at the bottom says, "EAST COAST: IT'S THE END IT'S THE WORLD W. WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

ohio_armpit

A clown with white face paint, a red nose, and red hair is in a sewer grate with the text 'I got hand sanitizer down here...'

Daddy dick

Waking up wit a tank top

The image shows two juxtaposed panels. On the left, there is a framed sign that reads: "for only $10.99 you can let every visitor to your house know you are struggling." Below that, the phrase "I AM ENOUGH" is repeated five times. On the right, a man wearing a tank top is shown, with the text "waking up after sleeping with a tank top on" written over him.

jeremiah96731

i dont even understand this but oh well

The image shows two Kermit the Frog puppets side by side. The one on the left looks normal, while the one on the right is wearing a dark hooded cloak. Above the Kermits are two lines of text. The first line says, "Me: 'I'm sure there's a logical explanation for this'". The second line says "Me to me: 'Overreact.'"

ohio nugget

me when i do not get the math in class

A 3D render of the 'Y U No' guy meme with a bald head and an angry expression, with his hands spread in a gesture of confusion.

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A person named Caleb is in a live video. A user named jasmine comments: "if they ain't curry ima scurry." Caleb replies: "I'm Hispanic I MAOO"

blach66

A four-panel comic shows two bald figures and a Doberman. In the first panel, one figure says "I have a bad history with dogs" while the other figure looks on with concern. In the second panel, the first figure is reassuring the other saying "Oh him? He's fine, lovely and kind." The third panel shows the dog saying to the first figure "Go stick a lit match up your ass." The fourth panel shows the first figure crying with the dog and the second figure looking indifferent.

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