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Stereotype

38 views · Anonymous · 4 months ago

Driving lessons

A meme titled "How to not be Asian". It shows two side-by-side images of Kermit the Frog driving a car. The left image shows Kermit with squinted eyes under a red "X" mark. The right image shows Kermit with wide-open eyes under a green checkmark.

Man

97 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A black and white image features Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in a dark, textured suit, looking directly forward with a serious expression. Overlayed text in yellow reads "HOW TO BECOME A TOP 1% MAN", followed by a bulleted list of absurd advice in white, pink, and green. The list includes: "ONLY P*RN", "10L WATER", "WORKOUT (NO BREAKS) - 3X ARM DAY - 2X LEG DAY - 4X BUTTHOLE DAY", "READ BOOKS", "READ BOOKS AGAIN", "ASSEMBLE UNCLES", "300X DAIRY INTAKE", "12 HOURS GRINDING", "ABSORB DETROIT". A small username "@entopranure" is visible at the top.

Doctor

46 views · Anonymous · 7 months ago

A WhatsApp chat screenshot. On the right, a message from 'Doctor' says 'Hi Doctor' at 4:25 AM. On the left, a user replies 'Hi' at 4:25 AM. The user then sends an image of an illegible black scribble on a light background and asks 'how to read this?' at 4:26 AM. The doctor replies 'It's paracetamol' at 4:26 AM. The user then sends a second image, also an illegible black scribble, and asks 'how about this?' at 4:26 AM. The doctor replies 'amoxicillin... 3x a day' at 4:27 AM.

Question

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A close-up selfie of an older man with glasses and a beard, looking directly at the camera with a serious or confused expression. Above his head, a white text box from a social media 'Questions' feature asks, 'Do you know how to twerk?'

Comeback

173 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A cartoon panel titled 'HOW TO DEAL WITH A BULLY.' A large bully wearing a yellow jersey confronts a smaller, bespectacled nerd with a red backpack. Two other boys stand behind the bully. The bully says, "HEY, NERD— I KISSED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!" The nerd responds, "HOW DID MY CUM TASTE?"

Femboy

156 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a screenshot of two posts from Reddit. The first post is from a user in r/feminineboys, titled "Dad of a feminine Boy." The post describes a 50-year-old father who found skirts and thigh highs belonging to his 16-year-old son, who is a femboy. The father is seeking advice on how to best support his son. The second post is from a user in r/Boykisser3, titled "My dad found my thigh highs." It features a crudely drawn illustration of a cat-like character looking worried.

Difference

19 views · Nico Di Anglo · 1 year ago

A meme featuring two images: one of Matt Murdock (Daredevil) smiling and wearing sunglasses, and another of Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch) looking distressed. The text reads, "What's the difference between Matt Murdock and Wanda Maximoff? One knows how to cope without vision."

Tool

12 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up shot of a yellow tape measure on a dark surface. The text "1ft" and "3ft" are visible. The tape measure has the words "1ft" and "3ft" written with a permanent marker. Below the tape measure there is the text: "Anyone know how to erase permanent marker?"

Cat

2 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A white cat is reaching towards a lamp on a desk, with the text: "Now I have to unplug my lamp at night. Because this cat learned how to turn it on. And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night."

ADHD

9 views · DIANEE · 1 year ago

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The image shows a meme with text "MY ADHD" above a picture of a man with a confused expression. Below it, it says "how to have a conversation?" and shows four options: "A: interrupt them", "B: trip over your words", "C: zone out", "D: get really excited about the topic and freak them out." Below this another meme with the text "ADHD THERAPIST: WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW?" and a picture of a person looking overwhelmed. Below this the text says "Me: My mind is like an Internet browser. 19 tabs open, 5 of them are frozen & I have no idea where the music is coming from." A third meme to the right says "Nobody:" and "ADHD:"

Book

16 views · Swf · 1 year ago

A black and white picture shows a person with a tear running down their face. Above, there is the text: "When you order a book called 'How to scam people' and it still hasn't arrived after 3 months:"

Snow

27 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

The image shows a tweet by Stanford F. Pines, PhD. He tweeted, 'It appears that there are 4 inches of snow today.' The tweet is above a picture of a hole in the snow, which is where he took the measurement.

School

9 views · THE ALPHA WOLF · 1 year ago

A cartoon image shows a list of things that school doesn't teach, such as how to pay fanum tax, how to gamble, how to rizz up a gyatt, and skibidi toilet lore. A cartoon character is wiping his nose in the foreground with a school building behind him.

Fun

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a wikiHow page titled "How to Have Fun When You're Poor". On the right, there is a depiction of a man experiencing hallucinations, with dolphins swimming around his head. On the left, a normal brain is shown.

Beer

43 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

Chance

27 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a four-panel comic featuring a stick figure with a troll face. The first panel reads, "How to have a higher chance of winning in Russian roulette." The second panel shows the stick figure holding a pistol and reads, "Step 1: acquire a semi automatic pistol instead of a revolver". The third panel shows the stick figure holding the pistol and another stick figure with a concerned face and reads, "Step 2: tell your friend to go first." The fourth panel reads, "Problem death?" and shows the troll face again.

How To

67 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

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Kid

279 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".

Sign

30 views · RapBoat · 1 year ago

I can DEFINITELY relate

The image shows a list titled "7 Signs You're Getting Better At Rapping." Next to it is a drawing of a light-skinned man with a serious expression pointing his finger directly at the viewer. Below the list is "HOW TO RAP @HOWTORAPNATION"

Bird

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a chart titled "HOW TO IDENTIFY A BIRD", with different birds shown in the image, with the word "Fed" written below each of them.

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