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A person is laying horizontally against the wall as if they are trying to avoid touching the ground. Above, the text reads "When you hit the spider and it runs under the bed."

Anonymous

The image shows a wooden guillotine with labels and prices for each part from Home Depot, accompanied by the text "Something you can do with your $600 stimulus check." at the top and "DIY PROJECTS & IDEAS" at the bottom. The parts and prices include: 24in x 24in, #16 plain sheet metal for $39.98; Everbilt 1/4in x 100 ft Sisal Rope, Naural for $7.97; 1in x 6in x 8 ft for $10.11; 4in x 4in x 10 #2 for $11.12; 2in x 4in #12 Galvanized L-Angle for $2.11; and 2in x 4in x 10 #2 for $3.88.

GG Miller

LMAO

A man with a mustache looks annoyed. Text on top of the image: "When the funny mental health meme hits a little too close to home." Text at the bottom of the image: "- [laughs]"

Wade

Attack on Deadpool

The image shows a large being looming over a burning city with Deadpool in the foreground. Deadpool exclaims: "Oh my god!... I think I left the oven on at home!". The text above says: GOOGLED "ATTACK ON DEADPOOL" and below says: WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

#StayatHome

The image text says: "My mother taking me to class angry because I was late. my backpack at home:". The image shows a person looking down with hands clasped.

Grizzlymilk

Does anyone else just randomly build a lantern at 9:30pm

The image shows a lit-up, partially assembled lantern sitting on a couch. There are several unassembled wooden panels nearby, as well as a pair of scissors and an electric cable, suggesting the lamp was just assembled. The background is dimly lit.

Anonymous

My dream tbh

The image shows a black firearm with an attached horn. The text says "Imagine breaking into my house and hearing honk honk before getting smoked."

Wade

Based

A screenshot of a series of comments. The first comment by May TheBlahaj states: "Damn unless I'm crazy the level of transphobia on wje is insane." Followed by a reply by Snapback Jester, "You're crazy, and nobody cares". May TheBlahaj then replies: "Let me guess, Wade?", and finally nut cracker writes: "oh god".

EnochTyr

What happend for them to put this sign up?

A black and white image of a sign with the text "PLEASE DON'T SUMMON DEMONS IN THE BATHROOM" in a decorative font, with a pentagram at the top and a small bathtub illustration at the bottom.

Grizzlymilk

A man with glasses and a beard is looking directly at a security camera. Text on top says: "Hey, Vsauce Michael here. Your home security is great. Or is it?"

Cricket Green

Who else would see this

A cartoon drawing of Spiderman with an elongated head and a disgruntled expression. The text overlay says "SPOODERMAN" on top, and "I WANT TO GO HOME" at the bottom.

DreamBlue

The image is split in two parts. On the left, an old man sits with his arms around his knees, looking down. On the right, the same man smiles and stands with legs apart. The text says "Me at home Vs Me at school".

Pokemon4Ever

$The image shows a text that says, "Me: \"when I get home I'm going to be so productive, do all my work, and get my life together\" Me when I get home:". Below, there is a photo of a guinea pig wrapped up in a bed sheet.$

ligmaballs2.0

what your cat does when u aren´t home

A black and white cat is standing on its hind legs, looking like a human.

Gummibääääär

The image shows text that reads: 'Me: "when I get home I'm going to be so productive, do all my work, and get my life together". Me when I get home:' Below the text is an image of a guinea pig snuggled under a blanket.

XxxHackerxxX

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The image shows a dog with its eyes closed and tongue out, representing a startled reaction. The text above reads "Me: 11 PM quietly playing games under the bed sheet. *slight noise from the hallway. Me:"

Daddy Cock

are you serious right neow

Three people are sitting in a car. The text at the top of the image says, "WHEN YOUR PASSING BY MCDONALDS AND YOUR MOM SAYS." Below is "@polymemes" and below that in quotes, "WE HAVE FOOD AT HOME".

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Also me on the car ride home:

The image shows a two-part scene. The first part is text that reads, "Barber: you like it? Me: yup perfect!" The second part depicts a person in a car, looking distressed and covering their mouth with their hand. The text "Also me on the car ride home:" is above the person.

blach66

An image of Homer Simpson looking out the window of his house. Text on top says, "POV: I watched home alone 3 weeks ago".

blach66

The image shows two panels with Pingu. The top panel depicts Pingu as a simple stick figure with wide eyes and an open mouth, and the text above reads '*Me coming home from school*'. The bottom panel shows a closer, detailed image of Pingu with widened eyes and mouth agape in shock, along with the text 'Realising that my brother set fire to my underwear'.

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