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A split image. The top half shows a woman on TV saying, "And then, he grabbed me by the neck." The bottom half shows Thanos with a shocked expression and the caption "Impossible."

A tabby cat lies on the floor with a rainbow-colored light beam emanating from its rear. Below the cat, a news banner reads, "BREAKING NEWS: CAT PROTECTS FAMILY FROM A LGBT. Brave cat stopped the LGBT as it entered the home."

Online arguments be like:

A hooded person with glowing eyes is shown with the text: "Nice opinion. One small issue. I am inside your home."

A photo of a wooden floor with a large, dark stain resembling a human body shape. Text above the image reads: "We took up the carpet in our apartment. My landlord said it's from a leak from a washing machine."

A young man sits in the backseat of a car, looking slightly awkward. The text overlay says: "When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home."

A blue sign with white text warns, "DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW OUT TO FAR. IT MIGHT GO HOME IN ANOTHER CAR."

💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*

The image shows a painting of the founding fathers signing a document above a US flag, and an assault rifle. Text on the image reads: "2nd Amendment has nothing to do with hunting or home defense. It's about defending our freedom from oppressive government."

true to some ppl

A woman in a pink top and black shorts is bending over the front of a car. The text reads: I MET A PROSTITUTE WHO SAID SHE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR $50. GUESS WHO'S GOT HIS FRONT PORCH REPAINTED.

My friend is has the best ideas

A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.

A man leans over to grab a bag on the ground next to a woman who is sitting at a table using her phone. Text on the image says, "Country road" near the man and, "me home" near the bag.

A person covered in white shaving cream or soap stares forward in front of a window. The caption reads "when you in the shower and the lights flicker".

A sign for a restaurant called "Crabby Dick's" in Delaware, which has a red sign above a white sign. The white sign says, "EAT OUR BALLS WITH OUR HOME MADE SEAMAN SAUCE". Below the sign is an image of a cartoon crab.

A photo shows a flooded room with brown liquid. The caption reads: "not to brag but I'm halfway done filling my basement with gasoline." There is a TikTok username visible in the bottom right corner: @luka.x13

A young man with light skin and brown hair is looking up with an exaggerated facial expression. His eyes are rolled back and his mouth is slightly open. Text above him reads: "When You Turn on The Ceiling Fan and remember Your Roommate is émo"

A stack of Monster energy drink cans are piled up like a tower on a table. To the right is a large Monster energy drink poster. The text on the image reads, "How dudes named Kyle decorate their apartment."

The top part of the image shows a person wearing a dark red t-shirt with the text "IT'S NOT HOME UNLESS IT SMELLS LIKE CHLORINE" and an icon of a swimming person. Below it is a black and white photograph of soldiers in a war. The image plays on the phrase 'smells like home' and the strong smell of chlorine in a swimming pool.

The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.

Shep

Two men hold a sign at the airport. The sign reads, "Welcome Home Sean! Congrats on your PAROLE! Remember, you can't be within 100 yards of that sheep farm!" There are two images of a sheep's rear end with a no symbol over them.

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

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