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Heroin Monkey

A cartoon of Bob Ross holding a gun. The text says, "You'd better delete that or we'll have ourselves a happy little accident."

Heroin Monkey

A tweet from TIME saying "Norway is happiest country in the world. What's the secret?" and below that a tweet from Secular Talk saying "I can't believe that a wealthy country with free healthcare & education, high wages, a strong middle class and nearly a month paid vacation time by law is happy." There is also a picture of a globe between the two tweets.

Anonymous

Bear

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, two figures stand outside a wall, looking at a bear sitting inside a walled area. The first figure says, "They can't be happy being locked up like that!" In the second panel, the second figure replies, "I dunno... all their needs are taken care of. Food, shelter, healthcare. They don't have to do anything." The third panel shows the same figure thinking. The last panel shows both figures looking at the bear.

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

How a regular Valentines day goes:

A drawing shows a tall character with a gray color palette wearing a winter hat and jacket, holding a pink box of chocolate. Speech bubbles near the character say, "hope she'll like it" and "chocolate". Next to this character is another, smaller character with pink hair whose speech bubble says, "Happy white Valentine!!" and "waht! up vuv?" There are some decorative pink hearts and squiggles around the image.

Jjisfunny2011

me after curfew

A grumpy-looking white and brown cat. The image has the text "IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT" above the cat and "I DON'T CARE" below.

Cricket Green

What happened

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two cartoon ducks. The left duck is labeled "HAPPY DUCK" and wears a green shirt and baseball cap along with sunglasses. The right duck is labeled "SMUG DUCK" and wears pixelated sunglasses, has a tear, and is holding a gun, with a pile of money nearby.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image shows a split screen. On the left, a duck is being petted and a news banner reads "BREAKING NEWS THIS DUCK IS HAPPY 5:16 SOMEONE TOLD HIM HE'S CUTE". On the right, a close up of a duck with its mouth open and the text says "good morning :)".

Anonymous

I love this emoji. Is it happy? Is it
lowkey pissed? Is it planning to kill
you? Is it tired of ur shit? u never know

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Hungry Hungry Hippos game board with four cartoon figures of a car salesman positioned around it. Each salesman is gesturing towards a hippo figurine on the board. Text associated with each salesman reads 'Car Salesman: *slaps [hippo name]*'. The names of the hippos are Henry, Homer, Harry, and Happy.

Heroin Monkey

A three-panel comic strip shows two bald stick figures at work. In the first panel, one stick figure holds a frisbee, inviting the other to play after work. In the second panel, the second stick figure declines, saying he is super behind on work. In the third panel, the second stick figure suddenly gets angry after someone mentions playing, yelling that "now's not the time!"

incompetent ricecel_69

The Bingles

A black and white photo of the band The Beatles. Above their heads it reads, "We'll take four happy meals please", and below reads "Make sure they got boy toys in em".

Heroin Monkey

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