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LtPancakes98

i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you

Two men are handling a pot in a basin. A close-up of a man's bulging belly is shown below. The text says: "I don't know what they cooking but that tummy looks happy as hell."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image shows a split screen. On the left, a duck is being petted and a news banner reads "BREAKING NEWS THIS DUCK IS HAPPY 5:16 SOMEONE TOLD HIM HE'S CUTE". On the right, a close up of a duck with its mouth open and the text says "good morning :)".

MEME LORD

A video shows a person with dark hair and a red shirt being flipped in the air by another person while a third person watches in the background. The text overlay reads "happy pride month" with a smiling face emoji with hearts.

A Star Wars Fan

EURO 2024
Group B:
You are the nothing just because you won
a world cup it do not make you any strong I
will beatings your a's so much why don't
you just surrender to me I deserving this
cup more than you
Group A:
If yuo give me victory
I give you
Euromoney!
Hihi, very happy to play
with you guys
E-euromoney...
I think I brought the wrong ball, lads...
ZAT IS CORRUPTION!
AND IT BE MEIN MONEY!
Group E:
Ok I know you having reaaaally
bad time, but havings you
consider that I really really wanna
win?
I will win this
year je swear
I always get
top stats-
NOBODY
CARES OF
UEFA STATS
***

Anonymous

HOUTERS
HAPPY
HEINZ
TOMATO
KETCHUP
i'm not even hungry no mo
@trajuhdee
dea be

Willy b

Cross-section drawing of the Y-1561 implosion
sphere showing component placement.
Numbers in () indicate quantity of identical
components. Drawing is shown to scale.
(Author)
You happy???
A) 1773 EBW detonators inserted into brass
chimney sleves (32)
B) Comp B component of outer lens (32)
C) Cone-shaped Baratol component of outer
lens (32)
D) Comp B inner charge (32)
E) Removable aluminum pusher trap-door plug
screwed into upper pusher hemisphere
F) Aluminum pusher hemispheres (2)
G) Tuballoy (U-238) two-piece tamper plug
H) Pu-239 hemispheres (2)
I) Cork lining
J) 7-piece Duralumin sphere
K) Aluminum cups holding pusher hemispheres
together (4)
L) Polonium-Beryllium initiator
M) Tuballoy (U-238) tamper sphere
N) Boron plastic shell
O) Felt padding layer under lenses and inner
charges
"Atom Bombs: The Top Secret Inside Story of
Little Boy and Fat Man," 2003, p 140. John
Coster-Mullen drawing used with permission.
Jeim_batman_not_you

Anonymous

I love this emoji. Is it happy? Is it
lowkey pissed? Is it planning to kill
you? Is it tired of ur shit? u never know

Heroin Monkey

stolen person.
@queersocialism
wish i lacked critical thinking skills
y'all seem so happy

Anonymous

A boy with a big smile is holding an Uno card with the text 'Happiness is temporary' above him. There are many Uno cards on the table in front of him, showing the perspective of the game's opponent.

Anonymous

The image shows a birthday card that reads "Happy Birthday. You Ruined My Life" and at the top "For that special band member". Below the image, the phrase "For that special band member" is also written.

shaylie lol

A close-up of a monkey's face with big eyes and a slight smile. Text overlay says, "WHEN PEOPLE SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND YOU JUST SIT THERE LIKE..."

Heroin Monkey

A three-panel comic strip shows two bald stick figures at work. In the first panel, one stick figure holds a frisbee, inviting the other to play after work. In the second panel, the second stick figure declines, saying he is super behind on work. In the third panel, the second stick figure suddenly gets angry after someone mentions playing, yelling that "now's not the time!"

Heroin Monkey

mal

happy valentines day everyon!

A pink Valentine's Day card with a portrait of Johann Sebastian Bach. The text on the card reads "come bach my love", and is signed "To: WJE From: MAP".

Thoughtless

V-day mascot! (OC)

A pink background with a red heart character that has an unhappy face and stick arms and legs. On the left side, it says "Better luck next year", and on the right, it says "Lets all be lonely together!". Above the heart, it reads "Happy V-Day".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Hungry Hungry Hippos game board with four cartoon figures of a car salesman positioned around it. Each salesman is gesturing towards a hippo figurine on the board. Text associated with each salesman reads 'Car Salesman: *slaps [hippo name]*'. The names of the hippos are Henry, Homer, Harry, and Happy.

Wade

Mine is better than all of yours

A cartoon image of Deadpool holding a bloody heart with the speech bubble, “MY HEART BEATS FOR YOU!” and below “HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY”

mal

A drawing of Joseph Stalin on a pink card with the text "QUIT STALIN AND BE MY VALENTINE", "Happy Valentine's Day", and "Love: MAP, Stalin, and also Benkling."

mal

happy early valentines day everyone lmao

A Valentine's Day card with the text "BE MEIN" at the top, followed by a cartoon drawing of Adolf Hitler in a brown uniform and the text "Happy Valentine's Day. Love, Adolf, and also BenKling."

Heroin Monkey

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