Hair Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

A picture of a person with pink hair and a surprised expression, they are slightly crouched. Text says "help" above them and "im falling for u" below them. In the background there are other persons on a grass field.

my hair line go's around the would but not my freind

A photo of two young people. The person in the front has blond hair pulled into a small bun on top of their head. They are looking down at the camera with a slight smirk. The person in the background has red hair, wears glasses, and is slightly blurred, looking at the camera. The text on the post says: "my hair line goes around the world but not my friend".

man this hits

A social media post from the subreddit r/teenagers with the title: 'Bruh yk what I want?' The post reads: 'Just to be lying down, arms around a girl not just cause she's hot or cute but cause I genuinely care about her and love her and she feels the same way. Just to be like holding her close and maybe stroking her hair. Maybe at one point giving her a soft kiss or two before she'd fall asleep into my arms so I could drift off too. Yes I am cuddle horny.'

Would make any day better. If you don’t understand this then research “shaiden rouge.” She is a scientist who explains how this could improve somebody’s mental state.

A collage with two images. On the left, a woman is putting her hair up in a ponytail from a close-up. On the right, there is a woman putting her hair up in a ponytail, in two different images. Text on the top says: "when your man is having a rough day and says nothing can fix it."

aliens

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

This is perfect..

The image is a cartoon drawing of a scene with several characters. On the left, there's a woman with long blonde hair, wearing overalls, and next to her, a young boy with a yellow t-shirt. They are both looking to their right. A blue phone booth labeled "Police Public Call Box" is on fire. Next to the burning booth is a man in a striped suit, with spiky brown hair, who is looking shocked and has his hands up. Finally, on the far right, stands a man with white hair and a lab coat. He is looking at the other man with a displeased expression and arms crossed. In the background, there is a spaceship that appears to be damaged, with smoke coming from it. The night sky is visible in the background, dotted with stars and a light green hue.

homuratrash:
guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking
space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay....but we gotta know she's Female, do u understand?
....she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara...smooth chest that
sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got
titties even tho she's a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house
and fuck my wife

working on a thing

A digital drawing shows a person with brown hair and a blue shirt. The person is injured and bleeding, with a visible bruise under one eye. The background consists of a blue sky with white clouds and a bright sun. Two orange butterflies are flying around the person's head. Yellow grass-like strokes are at the bottom.

I DYED MY HAIR IN THIS PIC

A person with medium-length brown hair is taking a mirror selfie in a public bathroom with white walls and a gray tiled floor. They are wearing a dark jacket or coat and are holding a phone in their right hand. The person's face is partially covered by their phone.

A screenshot of a text message conversation with a dark background. In the first message, a sender states, "Girl, you're really pretty!" The recipient replies, "Thanks, but I'm a dude." The sender then says, "Oh, you look like a girl. You trans?" The recipient responds, "No, I just have long hair." The sender replies with insults. There are emojis included.

Do i look bad with wet/damp hair i feel like i do

A person with long, dark hair and a black shirt is looking into the camera. They are holding their hand in front of their mouth. They appear to be indoors, sitting on a couch with a patterned curtain in the background.

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

The image consists of four panels. The first panel shows a man with long blond hair. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The second panel shows a woman with black hair, standing in front of a green light. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The third panel shows a woman with long blond hair and a man with dark hair standing next to her, both with their hair flying around. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The final panel shows a bald man with no nose raising a finger. The text reads, "All of you stop that!"

Hairs a mess while wet

A photo of a person with long, dark, wet hair. The person is wearing a gray sweatshirt. They are looking at the camera.

I cant un see this:

The image shows a split panel. On the left is an anime character with purple, grape-like hair. On the right is a person with a shaved head and actual grapes arranged on it in the same shape as the anime character's hair. The text "I can't unsee it" is displayed at the top.

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a mother and daughter are at a bus stop and the daughter says, "Mommy that man bald!". In the second panel, the mother asks the bald man, "Why you bald?" and the man replies, "Hair loss." In the third panel, the daughter laughs and says, "Haha he said loss." In the fourth panel, the man's response is an image of a miscarriage, referencing the meme "Loss."

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows an orangutan with a breathing tube. The text next to it reads, "Hair follicles on my head." The bottom panel shows a muscular gorilla with its arms raised. The text next to it reads, "Hair follicles on my a**."

haha this is so funny

The image shows a man with disheveled hair and a slightly bewildered expression. The text above his head says, "I KNOW ALIENS EXIST" and below, "BUT WHAT IS A HAIR BRUSH MAN?"

so true lol

A cartoon image of Patrick Star with a bad haircut and the text "When Mom Gives U Haircut".

talking to your friend Jake in school be like

The image shows a still from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants. Spongebob is on the right looking angry at Patrick on the left who also looks angry. The text overlay reads, "WHY U MAD PATRICK? I CAN'T SEE MY HAIRLINE!"