Spongebob's Absurd Hair Comparison

Alright, listen up, not-so-bright listener! This here is Spongebob, but they call him 'Splotch Cob' because, well, you're not smart enough to spell 'Spongebob' right, are ya? The joke is the text is completely random and doesn't make any sense. His 'hair' (those spiky things on top) is compared to 'fart shrimp sun.' Why? BECAUSE IT'S NONSENSE, buddy! It's supposed to be confusing and weird, and that's the whole point. You probably think it's deep, but it's just dumb, like you when you try to use big words.