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Robot

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago
  • The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two robots. On the left is a small, brown robot with an antenna. On the right is a larger, more imposing robot with golden armor.
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  • Colon

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A compilation of five tweets. The top left tweet by Sarah says: 'when you hug a guy and you smell his colon 💕'. The top right tweet by tayLORD says: 'When you can still smell his colon on your pillows even though he's not there >>>>>'. The large central tweet by RichOrb says: 'I love when I can smell a guy's colon as he walks by 😍'. The bottom left tweet by jen says: 'after you hug a boy and you smell like his colon <33'. The bottom right tweet by Stylish Sweetheart says: 'I smell like his colon now ♡'. The tweets all mistakenly use the word 'colon' instead of 'cologne'.
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  • Time

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago
  • A text-based image showing a conversation. The text reads: "Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*"
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  • Seal

    The Radio Demon · 2 years ago
  • Seal Vs Sea Lion

    The image shows two cartoon drawings of a seal and a sea lion. The seal is labeled with "ABABABBA", "just a little guy", and "potato dog". The sea lion is labeled with "BORK BORK", "um spooky", and "man in a wetsuit".
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  • Kid

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Always the kid who acts gay

    A person with pointy ears and blond hair from behind, with the text "The guy who's willing to do anything for $10" above it.
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  • Character

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A cartoon rat with gold chains and a diamond pendant is at the top. Below are two green text bubbles saying "*Biggie cheese walks in*" and "What's up guys its BIGGIE CHEESE". Below this is a gray text bubble saying "Sir this is the suicide prevention hotline".
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  • Suicide

    Toast ツ · 2 years ago
  • not a meme

    Text reads: "at this moment, my bday is coming up. i was planning on ending everything when my bday comes. nobody will change my mind. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally end it all. im turning 16. i just wanna say thank you everyone who stayed with me even if it was just a few weeks or a month or more for other ppl. i just wanna thank you for everything you guys did for me. i just couldn't just abandon what ive been waiting for. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally be able to do it. i waited bc i want to see if i changed my mind. but no, its still the same thing nothing changed. i want to say goodbye for everyone here bc this might be the last time ill be online on boredpanda bc i have to get ready for the day to come. Thank you everyone, i love you guys"
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  • Skin

    hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago
  • 🤣🤣

    A man with a red hat and light substance on his mouth looks to the side. The text overlay reads, "Dark skinned brothers when they see a naked light skin guy in the shower. Got anymore them light skinned penises."
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  • Name

    urfavvirgo · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a split panel, with the top half depicting a person pointing his finger forward with the text "What if you". The top right panel shows an image of heaven with the text "Wanted to go to Heaven". The bottom left panel shows the same person, but this time with his mouth open and finger pointing up with the text "But god said". The bottom right has a longer text asking "is your name amy and are you the smelly Indian who everyone hates because she was so fucking jealous of a guy who literally said he wouldn't online date anymore as soon as he saw your face? is that you?"
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  • Jump

    Manga fan · 3 years ago
  • Meme:

    The image shows two characters from the anime Naruto, Guy at the top and Kakashi at the bottom. Guy says, "I can jump higher than trees." Kakashi retorts, "Trees can't jump."
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  • Thief

    randomone · 2 years ago
  • Runaway thief

    A cartoon character is seen clutching a large cylinder labeled 'money', with the text 'black guy' placed above. Two other characters labeled 'cops' are in the background.
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  • Dad

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • An anonymous 4chan post from January 13, 2021, at 09:59:24 with the number 844740211. The post consists of a green text story:
"masturbating in bedroom", "about to cum", "dad comes running in naked screaming", "and here comes dad from left field!!", "he does a running jump", "lands asshole first on my dick", "penetration.png", "cum", "mfw he laughs and calls me a faggot for cuming in another guy". The post ends with "EVERY FUCKING TIME". To the left of the text is a drawing of Wojak pointing a gun at his head.
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  • Bill Clinton

    Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago
  • A blue-filtered, distressed anime drawing of a person sitting and covering their head in despair. Overlayed text reads: "Being a guy is crazy cuz the moment you turn 13, you're competing with President of United States Bill Clinton 💀💀".
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  • Search result

    R3Y · 2 years ago
  • I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

    A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.
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  • Girl

    GG Miller · 3 years ago
  • im that girl

    A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.
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  • Meme

    Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
  • A screenshot of a Twitter post by JD Vance. The post features a profile picture of JD Vance at the top left and a large image below the text. The text reads: "I know being in a role like mine requires thick skin, but this meme is doing actual, real life damage. Whenever I try to be intimate with my wife, she says she can't stop thinking about this picture. It creeps her out. We haven't made love in months. Haven't you guys had enough?" The image below the text shows a bald man with a beard, wide blue eyes, and a slightly open mouth, wearing a blue suit and a pink tie, against a bright blue background.
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  • Sewer

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A photo of two stuffed chicken breasts that look like they are about to burst, sitting on a dirty pan. The top comment says "The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned." Additional comments include, "Were you cooking this in the sewer," "Chernobyl fleshlight", and "Guys I found it. The two worst words to put together."
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  • Karate

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • Shitpost-master general

    A meme shows a waitress taking an order from a couple, with the text: "Waitress: Hey folks, just a heads up, we don't serve dog here. Guy: Can I just have a water? Waitress: Sorry I don't speak karate."
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  • Minion

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a Twitter exchange. The first user asks the official Minions account if they used to work for Hitler. The Minions account replies "no silly we only work for villians!"
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  • Man

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a Reddit post that reads: "I agree unironically. If a 'man' is so light I can overhead press him for a set, then me filling his asshole with my seed isn't actually gay. I'm just enforcing the natural order by asserting my dominance over him. I've fucked like 6 or 7 guys since highschool and I don't consider myself gay at all."
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