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CaptainEgg75

oh my god guys

A cartoon image of the character Quagmire with a large face. The text above the character says "NO GIGGITIES?"

Chri5

We are getting rather close guys.

The image shows a screenshot of a news article about a clock in New York that now displays the time remaining instead of the current time. Below is the Tom cat from Tom and Jerry looking confused with the text "hol up".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a man sitting in a chair in front of a portrait of another man. The text on the image says, "Me and the guy responsible for my downfall."

The Radio Demon

Seal Vs Sea Lion

The image shows two cartoon drawings of a seal and a sea lion. The seal is labeled with "ABABABBA", "just a little guy", and "potato dog". The sea lion is labeled with "BORK BORK", "um spooky", and "man in a wetsuit".

A Star Wars Fan

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows the text "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT" with a wooden background and a heart shape made of vegetables and fruits. The bottom panel shows Batman looking stoic in front of a city background and the text "Some Chinese guy right now:".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows text on top, saying 'me: rips up my drawing cause I messed it up' and below another text line 'the guy im tattooing:' with a picture of a skull with an open mouth looking scared.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a question asking for a name for a person who is Jewish and Chinese. The response suggests "David Wongstein".

αmy

😏

A screenshot of a group chat in a messaging app. The chat includes the following messages: "Anyone going to garwood connectivity", "no", "be alone", "using 😂 after a normal sentence is so funny", "wanna go eat spaghetti", "I love children", "you guys are concerning", "Garwood???", "NAH CAUSE WHEN I TELL YOU I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS", and "Anyone".

hayden💯💯💯

🤣🤣

A man with a red hat and light substance on his mouth looks to the side. The text overlay reads, "Dark skinned brothers when they see a naked light skin guy in the shower. Got anymore them light skinned penises."

DaRey1Cray

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

urfavvirgo

The image shows a split panel, with the top half depicting a person pointing his finger forward with the text "What if you". The top right panel shows an image of heaven with the text "Wanted to go to Heaven". The bottom left panel shows the same person, but this time with his mouth open and finger pointing up with the text "But god said". The bottom right has a longer text asking "is your name amy and are you the smelly Indian who everyone hates because she was so fucking jealous of a guy who literally said he wouldn't online date anymore as soon as he saw your face? is that you?"

GG Miller

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

Chunke Monke

MatPat’s final theory leaked!

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two robots. On the left is a small, brown robot with an antenna. On the right is a larger, more imposing robot with golden armor.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Ernie and Bert. Bert is covered in some white substance. The text says, "Ernie misunderstood Bert's request for 5 guys on his birthday."

MEME LORD

A screenshot of two comments on Pornhub. The first comment by user 'FunkyMonkey42069' is asking if K-Pop could be a substitute for "Ok Boomer". The second comment by user 'U12937492' says "My guy I'm here to blow my load not my mind."

Heroin Monkey

A map shows the area of Israel and surrounding territories. Text overlays the map, stating: "That's it, you guys couldn't behave. The Kurds get Israel." The word "Kurdistan" is written over Israel.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A text-based image showing a conversation. The text reads: "Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*"

FireLeech

Kurdistan

A map shows a region with the text "Kurdistan" written in the middle. Above the map, the text reads, "That's it, you guys couldn't behave." Below the map, the text reads, "The Kurds get Israel."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows four headshots of a young man with a somewhat chubby face. The post begins with a tweet, "#BigGuyTwitter step aside cuz the real big guy is here," followed by a comment from another user asking, "where's your neck Brandon?" and a reply from the first user "idk where's jake at?", which leads to a final comment "rest in peace jake 10/19/16".

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