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Worm

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A person is holding a worm up to their nose as if they are going to snort it. The text says: "If God didn't want us to snort worms... He wouldn't have made them cylindrical!!! WORM SNORTING CLUB. Every Monday and Thursday! Location changes often!" The background is a colorful, psychedelic swirl pattern.
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  • Dick

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a text conversation followed by a hand pushing a blue button labeled "nute". The text depicts an awkward sexual encounter with a man using heavy Irish slang.
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  • Peanut

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A vintage-looking wind-up toy of a peanut with a creepy human face is pictured. The text overlay reads, "I keep screaming but god won't answer."
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  • Shooting

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a Facebook post with comments about a tragic shooting, followed by a picture of a troll-face character smirking next to a computer that is on fire. The Facebook post has various comments with Todd responding to the initial tragedy with "Probably coffin brochures" and "Bullets?".
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  • Name

    urfavvirgo · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a split panel, with the top half depicting a person pointing his finger forward with the text "What if you". The top right panel shows an image of heaven with the text "Wanted to go to Heaven". The bottom left panel shows the same person, but this time with his mouth open and finger pointing up with the text "But god said". The bottom right has a longer text asking "is your name amy and are you the smelly Indian who everyone hates because she was so fucking jealous of a guy who literally said he wouldn't online date anymore as soon as he saw your face? is that you?"
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  • Attack

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • Attack on Deadpool

    The image shows a large being looming over a burning city with Deadpool in the foreground. Deadpool exclaims: "Oh my god!... I think I left the oven on at home!". The text above says: GOOGLED "ATTACK ON DEADPOOL" and below says: WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.
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  • Sweet bro

    The Unknown King of Moderation · 2 years ago
  • SBAHJ

    The image is a four-panel comic. The first panel shows a red character with spiky hair and a large stomach, standing in front of a brick wall. The second panel shows another character, this one in purple, saying, "HEY... HEY? I HEARD THAT THERE WAS SOME FAT UGLY NUNSACK OVER HERE THAT WAS GODS GIFT TO GRINDS." The third panel shows the red character from the first panel again, this time with a "TCH>" bubble next to him. The fourth panel shows the red character with the text, "whoof want to know?" above him and also shows the character in multiple clones. There is also a big "TO BE CONTINUED" at the bottom with a distorted color effect.
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  • Transphobia

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • Based

    A screenshot of a series of comments. The first comment by May TheBlahaj states: "Damn unless I'm crazy the level of transphobia on wje is insane." Followed by a reply by Snapback Jester, "You're crazy, and nobody cares". May TheBlahaj then replies: "Let me guess, Wade?", and finally nut cracker writes: "oh god".
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  • Dog

    EnochTyr · 2 years ago
  • He is cominggggg!

    The image shows a meme with text above two pictures. The text reads: "*John Wick's dog dies naturally* His friend: Don't be sad. God gives life and god takes it. John Wick: So you mean god killed my dog. God:". Underneath the text, there are two images of a statue of Jesus. The left image shows the statue looking to the left. The right image shows the statue looking straight ahead with a surprised facial expression.
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  • Character

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • KHONSHU

    The image depicts a character with a bird skull head and a wrapped mummy-like body pointing with a finger against a dark background and a moon crescent behind it. The text says: I WANT YOU TO BREAK HIS WINDPIPE!
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  • Boy

    BellaTrix · 2 years ago
  • I’m amazing!!!

    A meme in the form of a comic strip showing different scenes from the movie Harry Potter, with Bellatrix speaking with a person in an interview and about how Sirius has matured. At the bottom is a line that says "trummy.co".
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  • Interview

    BellaTrix · 2 years ago
  • Me!

    A multi-panel image showing a scene from an interview with a woman, presumably Bellatrix, next to a man in a suit. In the first two panels, she says "Could she, stop, okay. Come on." and the man says, "This is my ship." The next two panels have speech bubbles, "Interview: This is about growing up on Potter then, Okay. She hasn't. She's never grown up on Potter to this day when you..." and  "Interview: Do you have any stories or anything about children any of the other people being around. "It's pretty much grown up with them."" The bottom row shows her saying, "My god. So much more handsome." and him saying, "He's really gotten into a suit.". The last panel shows her saying, "He does unbelievably more mature than me but that's not saying much."
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    OnlyFans

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Sus???

    A message thread between two users. The first user says, "I was literally about to say don't ask where I got the money from". The second user replies, "Guys Wade has a OnlyFans thats why he's rich. I swear to f***ing God."
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  • Family

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • Little bit.

    The image shows a comic panel with two figures, one in a dark outfit with a skull emblem, and the other in a white hooded outfit. The dark figure is asking: "Hello, Marc, you still crazy?" The white figure is responding with: "Little bit. You still murdering people?" The dark figure responds: "Little bit. How's your imaginary god?" The white figure then replies: "He's good. How's your dead family?"
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  • Nipple

    ligmaballs2.0 · 2 years ago
  • on god

    A cartoon image of Spiderman with the text "CAN'T TALK NOW" above him and "NIPPLES TOO HARD" below him.
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  • Pancake

    ADHD autist · 3 years ago
  • It’s sleepover, with three kids, which are friends. Kid 1: let’s eat pancake! Kid 2: agreed! The kid named Pancake:

    The image shows Michael Scott from the office, looking distressed with his mouth open. The text on the image says "NO, GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE NO! NO! NO!" at the top and "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" at the bottom.
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  • Accident

    Bozo · 3 years ago
  • The meme shows a Google search bar with the text 'help i accidentally' and a list of search suggestions such as 'help i accidentally summoned a lemon,' 'help i accidentally built a shelf,' 'help i accidentally built a jeep,' and 'help i accidentally microwaved my brother.' Below that, there is an image of a skeleton sitting at a computer looking confused and a small picture of a boy giving a thumbs up. Above them, text reads 'oh god i have done it again.'
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  • Result

    T.walk1992 · 3 years ago
  • The image shows a Google search results page for "who is God". The search results are a collage of pictures of the character Vector from the movie Despicable Me in different poses.
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  • Lego

    Cocel 😮💨 · 3 years ago
  • A meme shows a 3D character standing with arms out wide, with text above that reads "I have fused with god" in a speech bubble. Above this image is text that says: "9 year old me stepping on a lego and surviving:".
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  • Creation

    HydrousAxolotl · 3 years ago
  • The image shows a parody of Michelangelo's "The Creation of Adam" with the Flying Spaghetti Monster replacing God. Adam is reaching out to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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