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Jazzy💕

Like mf how tf am I supposed to talk when my mouth is wide tf open

The image shows a scene from Spongebob Squarepants. Patrick Star is holding Spongebob's mouth open, while Spongebob looks distressed. The text on top of the image reads "Nobody: The dentist: So how's life going".

Heroin Monkey

A Facebook post with three comments. The original post states, "The world ain't gonna end cause if it did the country Hawaii woulda sunk by now yall stupid." The first comment says, "Hawaii is a state". The second comment says, "no it a country its near Africa I think I know my economics ok". And the final comment says "did..did you even go to school.."

RapBoat

I like Kendrick, but GEEZ LOUISE, the dickriding is crazy

A comment states that being a fan of Kendrick is like being a fan of Godzilla or Satoru Gojo because they will always win by complete domination, and fans are more interested in how they achieve victory.

Toast ツ

The meme shows a cartoon with two characters. In the first panel, one character calls out to the other. In the next panel, a different character has their arms raised and says: "been completely developed, I can heal you from your illness now". The third panel shows the second character starting to use magic with the text "Ok, here I go". The following panel has two close-ups of glowing eyes and the final panel shows one character with a new hairstyle and the other character embracing them.

Wade

Spider-Man and Deadpool are sitting at desks in a classroom. Spider-Man is writing on his test with a pen. Deadpool is writing with scissors. There is text that reads: "Pssst, spidey, what'd you get for number seven?" "Dude, shut up! I don't wanna get in trouble!" "I got Waterloo." "This is a math test!" Are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors.

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows a woman standing with the text "Woman stand." The top right panel shows a woman walking with the text "Woman go." The bottom left panel shows a man standing with the text "Man stand." The bottom right panel shows a mango.

Toast ツ

A black T-shirt with a skeleton wearing red sunglasses holding a piece of garlic bread. Above the image, it says "go thrifting that's where the heat is" and "the heat:"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a muscular man standing over a woman in a hospital bed. The man is saying, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST THE BABY?" Below, the text reads, "GO FIND IT".

Yourgirl_gabby13!

THey do be tryna snitch tho

The image shows a conversation between a student and their classmate. The classmate curses, and the student threatens to tell the teacher. The classmate begs them not to, and the student instead raises their hand to go to the bathroom. Next to the text is a close-up of a cartoon face with a devious look.

Heroin Monkey

Me walking down to the
family dinner pretending
that I didn't just yell
racial slurs to a 10yo
over a game:
*GO DOWNSTAIRS TO KITCHEN
@sigma_gorilla

Heroin Monkey

@smilingnodding
lyft driver is going double the speed
limit has a check engine light on and is
blasting slipknot. I immediatly took the wheel,
crashed the car and burned it down along with the Slipknot CD
#deathtoallposers
3:19 AM 2022-03-21 Twitter for iPhone
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arsonisfun

Gotta go fast

A cartoon image of Sonic the Hedgehog pointing with the text "Eat your chair" written above him.

shaylie lol

The image contains three panels of a man with a pained facial expression. The text on top of the image says, "When u tell ur sibling to go ask mom/dad for something but they mention ur name when asking."

shaylie lol

The image shows two frames. In the first frame, a person looks terrified, with their eyes wide open, mouth agape and is lying in bed. In the second frame, the person's facial expression shows an even bigger shock. The text on top says, "When you wake up from a nightmare then go back to sleep and it continues from where it left off."

shaylie lol

A spider is visible through the tent fabric with the text "LET'S GO CAMPING, THEY SAID" above and "IT WILL BE FUN, THEY SAID" below.

Heroin Monkey

A man with a mustache and an Old Spice hat says "We go together like cocaine and waffles."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels side by side with Mario on the left and Luigi on the right. Above them it reads "What are Mario and Luigi's point of views on child labor?" Mario is on a red background and says: "Child labor is horrible, you shouldn't use children to do labor for money." Luigi is on a green background and says: "If they got arms they go on farms."

Heroin Monkey

An image shows a screenshot of a group called "Plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god", with a description explaining how to grow a lobster to divinity. Below is an image of a hand hovering over a button that says "Join Group!"

shaylie lol

A blurry image of Elmo with the text: "When you're about to go to sleep but your body does that fake fall thing."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

" I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL MOMMY!"

A green and yellow crossing sign with a figure of an adult and child walking is displayed. A news banner reads: "CRIME STUDENT STRUCK BY VEHICLE". Above this there is text: "Student hit by car while walking to Tanana Middle School". Below is the text "I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL MOMMY!".

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