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Heroin Monkey

A person underwater wearing a Rolex watch, with text overlayed in a message format. The text reads: "mogged this idiot. Going band for band with a fish is insane. Buddy couldn't handle it and swam away."

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

Jazzy💕

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person suggests playing a game, asking who the other would choose to be stranded with on a deserted island. The other person replies, "That's easy. Dora - that girl has everything in her backpack." The first person responds with sad emojis.

A Star Wars Fan

A still from the Star Wars video game featuring Jar Jar Binks with a red lightsaber. The image contains the text: "Therapist: Darth Jar Jar isn't real, he can't hurt you. Darth Jar Jar: Jar Jar Binks: Mesa going to hurt yousa!"

Cupツ

OOp -_- fr

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person asks, "What are you doing?" The other replies, "Laying in bed." The first person asks, "Just laying in bed, nothing else?;)" The other replies, "I'm drinking wine." The first person asks, "What would you do if I was in bed next to you?" The other replies, "Drink my wine." The first person says, "LOL, I mean if the wine wasn't there!" The other replies, "Go buy wine."

Anonymous

when the bitch tryna start shit

Jazzy💕

The image shows three lines, each labeled with a different description. The first line is a straight line. The second line is a dash line. The third line has the label "iconic line:" above a scene from "Grey's Anatomy" where a woman says, "I go a little dark and twisty... but then I come back."

Jazzy💕

A person is looking into a sink drain with water running. The caption reads: "Them: So you really just gonna let everything we had go down the drain???"

Jazzy💕

Not naming any name but yk who u are

A crying white cat sits in front of a computer screen. The text says, "When you send a message to a friend who's online and right after that, they go offline."

Anonymous

💀😭

A two-panel image. The first panel shows two anime characters embracing under the moonlight. The second panel shows the faces of two characters intimately close, possibly about to kiss. The text reads: "When you go to the restaurant with your mom and there's discount for couples."

Cupツ

i was on this last night i was going super fast omg :>

An eye-level, full shot of a camouflage mini motorcycle against a white background.

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message that reads, "Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, I wasn't born into this world so your fat ass could choke out low-level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers, you absolute gormless minger."

Anonymous

The image shows an email inbox with several emails visible. One email, from "William" at "Counseling Commons," contains offensive language such as "Hello Fucktard," "You smell like cat shit," and "Kill yourself." Another email is from Dr. [redacted]. Text overlaid on the image reads "who hurt the principle dawg" along with crying emojis and TikTok usernames.

Jazzy💕

A small, tan-and-white dog is sitting on a gray couch, looking up with a slightly tilted head. The text above reads: "me: *stands up* my dog: oh word? where we going?"

Anonymous

The image shows two screenshots of a woman. In the first one, she is smiling, and the text says, "Oh, he's cute and smiling." In the second, her face looks angry and serious, and the text says, "I'm gonna go make him wish he was dead."

RhymeKing

A blue sign with white text warns, "DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW OUT TO FAR. IT MIGHT GO HOME IN ANOTHER CAR."

Anonymous

Theres my friends.....and then theres me

A drawing of three stick figure people with their hands bound by ropes, standing straight. One person in front of them is crouching, with a text bubble that says "I'm going to eat plastic". Above the three figures is the word "no".

Anonymous

Genuine question to you all

The image is a table with the title "How are you still alive!?" There are eight numbered rows, each with a different answer: #1 "I'm not." #2 "I HAVE NO IDEA!" #3 "I had to go to work today." #4 "I'm doing science and I'm still alive." #5 "Too much swag." #6 "$7.52". #7 "yro'ue" and #8 "Spite". There's a signature "Bc" in the top right corner.

shaylie lol

SpongeBob has a disgusted look on his face. The text above him says, "When you try to swallow a pill, but it doesn't go down and now its dissolving in your mouth."

Jazzy💕

Like mf how tf am I supposed to talk when my mouth is wide tf open

The image shows a scene from Spongebob Squarepants. Patrick Star is holding Spongebob's mouth open, while Spongebob looks distressed. The text on top of the image reads "Nobody: The dentist: So how's life going".

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