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Heroin Monkey

A USB drive is made to look like a KitKat bar. The text says: "These kids think they gonna get candy tonight when really I'm handing out 80 hours audio on why count dooku was actually a good guy."

I'm ¨not¨ drunk

wear sweatpants.

A pie chart titled "Things I Would Do During A Zombie Apocalypse." The largest section, colored red, represents "Get Really Excited That 'it's actually Happening!'" Other small sections include "Seek Refuge", "Get Weapons", "Raid Shops for Food", and "Make A Video Diary". Below the pie chart are the words: "THIS is what gets you killed."

Daddy dick

Men

The image is a side-by-side comparison. At the top it reads: "Women get together and talk about their feelings." Underneath, four men in military uniforms are kneeling and leaning on each other to form the letters 'DICK'. The bottom image shows a group of three people standing and talking, with their shadows stretching out behind them.

T.walk1992

The image shows a close-up of a character's eyes looking wide, with text above reading "Lady at the mall: *Talking to her friend from work she ran into while shopping.* Me, watching her annoying kid get his foot stuck in the escalator."

GG Miller

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

✨Jassy✨

me now & go look at one of my first posts on here

A person with a red hoodie and glasses looks displeased. Behind, there are two posters. The one on the left has 'GOAL FOR MATH CLASS' written on top followed by a list with goals for a math class and the one on the right contains a diagram of the x-axis and y-axis with examples.

GG Miller

Everybody does this

united kingdom

A phone screen displaying a message in white text on a blurry background: "Frankly autocorrect, I'm getting a bit tired of your shirt."

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

jake in influencer land be like (meme i made)

An image shows a makeshift shelter in the woods with five fire emojis superimposed. The text says: "People in California after 27 years of turmoil, debt, and the death of all their family members, finally getting a house for $20 Million."

DAP ME UP

i need coffee where can i get some

A sloth lying on its back with its paws up. The text says: "NOOOOO NOT THE COFFEE~ I NEED THAT TO LIVE!"

✨Jassy✨

The image shows a meme with text and an image of a man's face floating in a blue cloudy sky. The text reads 'Me: honestly, it's not like things can really get any worse, so there's that. Life:'. The face is looking with a comical expression.

Yuri

Real 😔

A dark image with a text overlay that reads: "POV: 7 year old me after holding my piss in all night seeing the sun rise knowing Springtrap can't get me." Below the text is a photo of a sunrise.

CaptainEgg75

you get

A yellow, sad-looking character with a large head is looking down. Text overlay says "NO ROBUX?"

Your local comrade

An announcement from your Most High Comrade

The image shows a black hammer and sickle symbol above the text: "Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them."

MEME LORD

A box of Case-o's cereal with a picture of a person giving a thumbs up. The cereal is said to be the finest cereal and that Twitch Bits can get you. It is made with real honey and can help lower cholesterol as part of a heart healthy diet.

Heroin Monkey

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

Heroin Monkey

A picture of Cristiano Ronaldo with a smug smile. Above him, there is text saying: "when my car gets stolen but realise the body in the trunk is not my problem anymore."

Thoughtless

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

𝖚𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖟

true though

The image is a four-panel comparison of the character Captain Price from the "Call of Duty" game franchise in various games. The panels are labeled "COD 1", "COD 2", "MW2", and "MW3". The text on the image reads "HE NEVER GETS OLD".

Daddy Cock

Men (I LOVE DICK) FUCK YOU BY THE WAY

The image shows a comparison between how women and men interact. At the top, the text says "Women get together and tall about their feelings." Below are four men making the word "DICK" with their bodies. The lower part of the picture shows the shadows of two women and a bench on a sidewalk.

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