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Illusion

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Time

The image is a combination of an online video thumbnail and a game pop up. The top of the image features the text 'Wow, that explains a lot'. Below that is the Youtube video thumbnail '1,000 Blind People See For The First Time' by MrBeast. Below the thumbnail is a video game popup with the text 'Real slick. The blind man saw you and ran off!' Also, there is some more text from the video game about the character's life.

Dice

I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get

Two red ten-sided dice with the numbers 9 and 11 are displayed on a screen. The total is 20. Below, there is a button labeled "Roll".

Spider

so you have chosen...death

The image shows a text conversation where a spider is described as running around, and the person is unconcerned. Then the spider gets close and the person responds with a still from a movie with a man saying, "So you have chosen... death."

Home

The image shows text that reads: 'Me: "when I get home I'm going to be so productive, do all my work, and get my life together". Me when I get home:' Below the text is an image of a guinea pig snuggled under a blanket.

Communism

An announcement from your Most High Comrade

The image shows a black hammer and sickle symbol above the text: "Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them."

Question

Like if you can relate

A two panel image showing two dogs. The top panel shows a light-colored chihuahua looking directly at the viewer with a concerned expression. The text above the dog reads, "Mom... can I ask you something without you getting angry???" The bottom panel shows a black dog with glasses sitting at a table with a sewing machine in the foreground, appearing stern or annoyed.

Prank

The image shows four panels, each with a different reaction to a prank. The first panel shows the teacher, the second shows the smart kid who just wanted to learn, the third shows the friends, and the fourth shows the prankster. The text reads: "Teacher: How do I turn up the volume? Me: Press alt + f4. Teacher:*gets disconnected*. Teacher. The smart kid who just wanted to learn. My friends. The rest of the class. Me. They love me."

Self-control

This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.

A text message conversation shows one person stating, "I stopped a woman getting kidnapped today." The other person replies, "Really?! How?" and the response is "Self control". Below the text is a drawing of a man with an open-mouthed, surprised expression with his arms outstretched, palms up and the caption says "hold up."

Friend

The image shows text that says "My friends: Stop your algebra jokes, we don't get 'em. Me: I don't care about your" followed by an onion, a slice of it removed and replaced by the pi symbol (π).

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Count dooku

A USB drive is made to look like a KitKat bar. The text says: "These kids think they gonna get candy tonight when really I'm handing out 80 hours audio on why count dooku was actually a good guy."

Braille

Amazing idea

A split image shows two white square highway signs with a black border. Both signs display '70' in large black numbers and have the word 'SPEED' (or a misspelling of it) above. The left sign correctly says 'SPEED 70' with Braille dots below the numbers. The right sign misspells it as 'SP EEED 70' and also has Braille dots below the numbers. Above the signs, text reads: 'SHARE IF YOU AGREE HIGHWAY SIGNS SHOULD BE WRITTEN IN BRAILLE SO THAT BLIND DRIVERS DONT GET LOST. ONE LIKE ONE PRAYER! TYPE AMEN IN TGE COMMENTS'.

Turkey

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

Bandit

Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion

The image shows two panels. The first panel is a nighttime image of police vehicles with their lights flashing. The second panel shows a close-up of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. Text overlay reads, "Roses are red. Lord give me peace. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit has escaped custody and is being hunted by police." It is signed 'By: Seymore Butts Posted Feb 23, 2023'

Home

Girls be like

A woman with wide eyes and a big smile is overlaid with white text that reads: "IT TOOK YOU 15 MINUTES TO GET HOME. GOOGLE MAPS SAID IT TAKES 12. WHO IS SHE?"

Sub

The image is split into two parts. The top panel shows a person throwing a video game controller with the text "Me: Getting upset and throwing the controller." The bottom panel shows three people with shocked expressions and the text "Everyone else on the sub."

Hair

wow

A person getting a haircut with the text "Did you know? If you cut your hair, it gets shorter."

Shrek

shrek has a potato for a nose

An illustration from a children's book showing a green, ogre-like character named Shrek standing over a dead peasant on the ground. Shrek is wearing a pink and purple tunic and green pants. He has laser beams coming from his eyes that are heating a piece of food on a large rock. The peasant lies on the ground, wearing a yellow tunic and red pants. The text below describes Shrek's interaction with the peasant and how the peasant died from seeing Shrek, while Shrek used his "microwave eyes" to heat his meal.

Pea

A green, small, round car sits on a paved surface with plants and a building in the background. Text above the car reads, "there's no time to explain. get in the pea."