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Heroin Monkey

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

MEME LORD

The image shows a text box above an image. The text says, "I fucked my hamster to death. Am I a psychopath? Basically I was fucking my hamster, like I usually do. But then I forgot to pull out. The hamster had cum leaking from its eyes and mouth. Then it exploded. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?" Below is an image of a cartoon bear with an angry expression.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan conversation with two photos attached. The first photo shows a very simple, mostly white bedroom with a bed, a ceiling fan, and a window. The second photo shows a bedroom with a wooden nightstand next to a bed, a green lamp, a bottle of beer, and a pizza box on the nightstand. The text above the photos reads: "Do males really live like this?" The subsequent messages are "yeah although I put a cool t-rex lamp next to my bed", "that's fucking sick dude" and "based t-rex chad"

timmyy

when the bitch tryna start shit

The Unknown King of Moderation

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

The image is a four-panel comic strip titled "SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF". In the first panel, a character with a red shirt and black hair is holding a stack of games, saying he can't wait to be a useless piece of shit and play them all day. The second panel shows the same character falling down the stairs, with the text "FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS". The third panel shows another character with a blue shirt, a yellow note on his head saying "I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!", while also saying "I TOLD YOU, DOG!" The fourth panel shows the red-shirt character falling down the stairs again, saying "IT KEEPS HAPPENING". Below these four panels, there is another panel featuring the blue-shirt character with a pixelated face and a white background with blue and red pixel art and the text: "I TOLD YOU MAN", and below "I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!"

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

shut the fuck up you pussy ass fucking bitch motherfucking parent depleater

The image shows three dogs, each labeled with a word. On the left is "my car", in the middle is "me" and on the right is "work". "Me" is in the middle pulling a toy labeled "money" away from "my car" and towards "work". The text above the dogs says "How life is going right now".

✨Jassy✨

Fuck off! Finders keepers losers weepers now move bitch

A meme shows a man trying to take a cat from a dog who is standing on its hind legs and holding the cat. The text reads "NOOO! It's my kitty! Get your own kitty!"

𝒴𝑜𝓊𝒞𝒶𝓃𝒞𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑀𝑒𝐿𝑒𝓌𝒾𝓈𝒥𝑜𝓃

The actual fuck is this Advertisement.

An advertisement featuring two photos of Emma Watson. One photo is from when she was a child, the other is a more recent, and suggestive one. The text on the image reads: '(Uncut) Sexy Harry Potter Star. #42 Is The Hottest Picture I've Ever Seen.'

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

homuratrash:
guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking
space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay....but we gotta know she's Female, do u understand?
....she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara...smooth chest that
sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got
titties even tho she's a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house
and fuck my wife

Heroin Monkey

Monday
DECEMBER
Today was fucking dreadful.
Me and the boys were just watching porn on the
school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful.
You know how it goes, though. There's always s
bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the
fun.
Some
WHAT
GREG IS WATCHING
PORNOGRAPHY, MR
JIZZLE!
"PANT
PANT
THE
ZFUCK?!
The next time I see
snitch is fucking dead.
Patty, I swear to god, that
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Heroin Monkey

FEBRUARY
Saturday
Right, I know it's been a while since I wrote in this,
but a whole lot has happened so let me fill you in on
everything.
Manny Heffley is the personification of human sin. Do
you wanna know the reason he tried to get me killed?
DATS FOWR NAWT
TEACHING ME HOW
TWO TIE MY SHOES,
YOU FUCKING PLOOPY.
I'M ONWEE
THWEE, BUBBY!
HEWP ME TIE MY
GAWDDAYUM
SHOES.
So I punted that little shit into the wall..
I should have paid more attention to Miom though, because
she actually stuck by her word for once. She managed to
shoot me in both legs and break i
my.
fucking kneecaps.
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Heroin Monkey

MOM WHAT
THE FUCK!?
HOLY SHIT,
IT'S GREG!
MOM was GIVING HER WHOLE HEAD to Mr.
Winsky, and Vice Principal Roy is FUCKING DEAD!
As soon as I walked in these fuckers immediately acted
like they weren't just fucking crawling over each other.
That filthy homewrecker Mr. Winsky sent Mom and told
her to take me home. Fucking delinquents.
I have to tell Dad that Mom is a whore somehow. This
bitch needs to be sent to the streets.
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Heroin Monkey

A foot holding a blunt, with text above saying "Gonna get fucked up tn."

timmyy

Sus???

A message thread between two users. The first user says, "I was literally about to say don't ask where I got the money from". The second user replies, "Guys Wade has a OnlyFans thats why he's rich. I swear to f***ing God."

Wade

Nightguard fucked up

Four animatronic characters from the Five Nights at Freddy's video game franchise are depicted with evil smiles. The text reads "Me and the boys watching the security guard's power reach 0%. LET'S EAT!!".

Anonymous

An image of an iPhone message thread. One message says, "Missing u like crazy rn.." The response is, "What the fuck." Then, the first person writes, "Shit autoco" and "Autocorrect." Below that is a message from AT&T stating, "All of the add'l 1GB of shared data added to your plan in this billing period is used. We've added another shared 1GB FOR $15 to your plan for use through 3/20/2022. Avoid add'l data charges by using our..."

Fuck Off

A stylized image of two hands with middle fingers extended. The text 'FUCK YOU!' is displayed in large, yellow letters on a red burst shape against a yellow background.

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message conversation with a dark background. In the first message, a sender states, "Girl, you're really pretty!" The recipient replies, "Thanks, but I'm a dude." The sender then says, "Oh, you look like a girl. You trans?" The recipient responds, "No, I just have long hair." The sender replies with insults. There are emojis included.

MEME LORD

Frogs in hats a
@laterundulator
i used to be so obsessed with this fucking pig
in such a fucked up sadistic way i would stare
at pictures of him for like hours on end and
envision myself hitting him with my grandpas
truck

MEME LORD

im just like spongebob's dumb ass cousin
bruh... no one cares about me and i fuck
everything up
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bible camp victim ⚫ 08/23
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OMG I USED TO JERK OFF TO HIM IN
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