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Heroin Monkey

Two tweets are shown. The first tweet says: "Imagine walking 2km to hatch an egg and it turning out to be a fucking magikarp." The second tweet is by user Magikarp The Fish saying: "imagine waiting nine months to give birth and it's you"

unknown duder

A single goldfish cracker is centered on a white background.

Chez

POV school bathrooms

A fish is sticking head-first out of a toilet bowl. The toilet is white, and the floor is tiled.

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧

accurate af (credit to wade)

The image shows a comparison. On the left is a photo of a girl with glasses and pouting lips. On the right is a blob fish. There is an equal sign between the two images.

GG Miller

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my fish

A deer is shown swimming in a pool. The text says, "I think my fish has autism."

Fellow

An image of a group of characters wearing futuristic yellow and red armor. The text above them reads: "My army of homeless people who I've been feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing against the CIA agents outside my house."

the cool kid

lol

A picture of a raw chicken body with a fish head, which is smoking a cigarette. The text on the image reads: "Vegan: my pet is vegan too and she's fine. Her pet:".

TheForeverVirgin

The image shows two people firing guns into a lake, with a big splash. The text above reads, "A group of fish is called a school." Americans:

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Americans:

The image shows text that says "A group of fish is called a school." followed by "Americans:". Below that are two men firing guns into a body of water. The source of the image is @LITMEMES.DAILY and ifunny.co.

✨Jassy✨

Me everyday

A brown bear is standing in rushing water with a fish in its mouth. Text overlayed on the image reads: "me, doing something i'm perfectly capable of and have done before, but someone decides to watch". The source of the image is given as boredpanda.com

Chri5

HMMMM

A person is standing outside near a body of water and a strong jet of water is spraying out of it. The comment in the image says: "Kommentare 22.001. ded meme vor 1 Woche 'A group of fish is called a school' Americans: 11:55"

TechPriestGotDrip

Sorry mate

A cartoon fish with headphones is mopping up a puddle. Text says: "Just let me clean your screen, the previous post was really bad."

GG Miller

this meme had me thinking

A yellow minion with a confused expression stands to the right of a list of questions titled 'INTERESTING CONFUSIONS'. The questions include: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? The text ends with 'Crazy world isn't it?'

Chri5

Who would have guessed

The image shows a pink hand holding a fishing license. The license has a photo of Patrick Star wearing a yellow rain jacket and a green hat, while holding a purple fish. Above the image it says: 'Patrick is legally allowed to kill'. The license text is: 'FISHING LICENSE', 'First name: PATRICK', 'Last name: STAR'. The signature reads 'Patrick'.

Manga fan

Meme:

The image shows two panels side by side. On the left panel, there is a phone interface with an airplane icon, the number 11%, and a battery with one bar remaining. On the right panel, there's a scene from SpongeBob SquarePants, showing a green fish character looking serious, and two smaller fish looking surprised. Below the fish is another serious looking green fish. At the bottom of the image, there's a handle with text "@basicgamesguy" and another icon.

im a BAANNAANNAA

true

A cartoon fish with a shocked expression is sitting on a toilet with their pants down. They are in front of a laptop, and the text says, "I'm going to ask you to please turn on the camera and unmute the microphone". Me:

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