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The image shows a two-panel meme featuring Spongebob Squarepants. The top panel reads: "Moms when you buy something with their money", paired with an image of Spongebob with a wide-open mouth and shocked expression. The bottom panel reads: "Moms when they buy something with your money", paired with an image of Spongebob with a cute and innocent face, and hands on his cheek.

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A screenshot of a thermostat displaying an error message that reads "Account Terminated. Your behaviour has violated the OJ Family Code of Conduct. Reason: Leaking United States classified documents. This thermostat has been locked." The time on the screen is "Fri 1:30 PM" and the temperature is "-964°C". The text "they done banned me from the thermostat" is overlayed at the bottom.

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A comic strip with four panels. In the first panel, a woman with short brown hair is talking to an old woman with white hair. A young boy is standing beside them. In the second panel, the old woman is saying something to the boy. In the third panel, the boy points while talking to the old woman. In the last panel, the old woman is crying and the boy is playing basketball.

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The image shows a white paper cutout of a figure with a raised hand, taped to a window. The shadow of the cutout is also visible in the dark room.

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The image is a box of the board game "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" with a picture on the box of two kids. On the play area, there are multiple lines of white powder and a credit card, suggesting drug use.

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A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

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The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, Santa asks a young boy named Tommy what he wants for Christmas. Tommy replies that he wants a little brother. The second panel shows Santa with a woman. The tone is sexually suggestive.

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Two pictures side by side. The picture on the left is a policeman in uniform. The picture on the right is a man looking at the camera. The text in the image says: This is Heartwarming. This police officer was called to a grocery store in response to this man stealing food to feed his family. Instead of arresting the man, the police officer shot him 38 times.

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The image shows a text message exchange. The dad says 'Your uncle Mark died' followed by 'We are planning on cremating him' with fire and skull emojis. The child replies, 'Dad, that's not how we use emojis.'

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The image is a two-panel cartoon showing a mom and son in the first panel, with the son saying "Mom come here... HURRY! Daddy dressed up as a Piñata." In the second panel, the mom looks distraught and is crying while the son is holding a stick and ready to hit the dad, who is hanging like a piñata.

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A young girl smiles at the camera, with giraffes visible in the background. The text says "At the zoo with grandma!!"

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A car window decal shows three stick figures in jail, then a female stick figure and nine small stick figures indicating a family.

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The image shows a picture of a person made up of small Lego bricks. The text above it says, "Here's a picture of my brother and I playing with Legos."

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A screenshot of a social media post where Chi Sosa asks about people's most embarrassing sex moment. A commenter replies, "our grandma walked in". Below the social media post there is a picture of Thanos asking, "OUR?".

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A cartoon picture of Jerry Mouse with wide eyes. The text above says: "I wanna name my puppy 'insane' so when people ask 'are you fucking insane?' I can say 'no I'm fucking my sister'".

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A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

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The image shows a comparison of two sons. On the top, there is a graphic of two rectangular sections labeled "Your Son" and "MY SON". In "Your Son", there is a silhouette of a feminine character. In "My Son" is a silhouette of a soldier. Below is a picture with "Your Son" labeling a blurry image of someone wearing pink-blue-white striped stockings and "MY SON" labeling a coffin draped in the US flag.

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A picture of Bert and Ernie at a stand with a sign saying "APPLES 5¢". The text below says, "Bert and Ernie undercut the current apple market value, forcing their competitors' families into poverty."

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A text message exchange shows a request to buy a card because a coworker's husband was deported. The image below the message shows a greeting card that says "Adios!" with an image of a chihuahua wearing a sombrero. The second text message below the card says "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

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A screenshot of a tweet from user @blockeveryacct that reads "maryland has fallen" above a screenshot of a public safety alert for Thanksgiving. The alert urges people to wear a mask, social distance, get tested and remember Maryland.

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