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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
A cartoon picture of Jerry Mouse with wide eyes. The text above says: "I wanna name my puppy 'insane' so when people ask 'are you fucking insane?' I can say 'no I'm fucking my sister'".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a comparison of two sons. On the top, there is a graphic of two rectangular sections labeled "Your Son" and "MY SON". In "Your Son", there is a silhouette of a feminine character. In "My Son" is a silhouette of a soldier. Below is a picture with "Your Son" labeling a blurry image of someone wearing pink-blue-white striped stockings and "MY SON" labeling a coffin draped in the US flag.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A picture of Bert and Ernie at a stand with a sign saying "APPLES 5¢". The text below says, "Bert and Ernie undercut the current apple market value, forcing their competitors' families into poverty."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A text message exchange shows a request to buy a card because a coworker's husband was deported. The image below the message shows a greeting card that says "Adios!" with an image of a chihuahua wearing a sombrero. The second text message below the card says "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet from user @blockeveryacct that reads "maryland has fallen" above a screenshot of a public safety alert for Thanksgiving. The alert urges people to wear a mask, social distance, get tested and remember Maryland.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows two panels side by side. On the left, there is a photo of an elderly woman, labeled "grandma". On the right is a metallic urn with gold angel wings, labeled "grandma.zip".
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  • Wade
    1 year ago
    A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a figure says, "Sometimes I feel like I have no one to turn to". The second panel shows a figure with a mustache saying "That's not true! Your mother and I are always here." In the third panel, another figure with blonde hair confirms, "Your father's right! You can count on us!". The fourth panel shows the first figure looking into two mirrors, one showing the mother and one showing the father. The first figure says "Ahhh- Almost had it that time!".
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  • Smãll Kîng Dãvîd
    1 year ago

    Question and answer 🙄

    A cartoon drawing shows a mother standing at a door, asking her son where he is going. The son, with a backpack, sarcastically replies that he is going to heaven, since he is clearly in his school uniform.
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  • Wade
    1 year ago
    The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"
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  • Mafuyu Asahina
    1 year ago

    You are the special

    The image shows Emmet Brickowski from The Lego Movie. The text overlay reads, "Me asking my dad how I got 100% on the Autism Test even though I didn't practice for it: ...because you are The Special."
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  • imshorttehe
    1 year ago

    If my firnd had a baby like this id call him ✨ "retard" ✨

    A close-up image of a newborn baby with a scrunched-up face and mouth open, as if yelling or crying. The image also contains text that says, "My friend just had a baby.."
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  • M3ME G0D
    1 year ago
    The image shows a dialogue where a doctor, mom, and dad all say "Everything is Fine." Then, it shows Patrick Star from Spongebob with the text "Cancer take it or leave it" overlaid, indicating what Google might say.
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  • Wade
    1 year ago
    The comic strip shows a boy expressing that he feels alone, followed by his parents comforting him. In the last panel, the boy is standing in front of two mirrors, one reflecting his mother and the other his father, indicating that he's alone after all.
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  • BellaTrix
    1 year ago

    Like if you can relate

    A two panel image showing two dogs. The top panel shows a light-colored chihuahua looking directly at the viewer with a concerned expression. The text above the dog reads, "Mom... can I ask you something without you getting angry???" The bottom panel shows a black dog with glasses sitting at a table with a sewing machine in the foreground, appearing stern or annoyed.
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  • urfavvirgo
    1 year ago
    The top panel shows a cartoon character named Amy saying "You guys always act like you're better than me". The bottom panel shows three other cartoon characters named madi, me, and wade, sitting formally and appearing better than Amy.
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  • M3ME G0D
    1 year ago
    The text reads: "Did anyone else's parents used to drive them around neighborhoods to look at people's Christmas lights and it used to be the most exciting thing ever??"
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  • Chexers
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of two text messages from "Grandma". The first message, sent 1 minute ago, reads: "Why are you posting on Facebook about not having nut in November?" The second message, sent now, reads: "If you developed a nut allergy I need to modify my recipes. Call me back."
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  • Wade
    1 year ago

    Thanksgiving

    A four-panel comic shows a person asking Thanksgiving why it wears a mask. The first panel shows a person with a head that says "Food, Family, Thankful." The second panel is the person lifting the "mask," and the third panel shows the truth behind the mask: "Killing native Americans and taking their land." In the fourth panel, the mask is placed back on the head of the person who is saying, "Let's keep this on."
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  • ⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
    1 year ago

    toastie will you do this with me

    A photo shows two people in dinosaur costumes walking down a street. The text above them says: "My family: For sure when he gets a girlfriend, he'll mature. My girlfriend and I:".
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