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Music

The image shows a cartoon fish with a surprised expression. Above it the text reads: "me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song."

Morning

A cartoon girl with messy hair looks groggy. Text above her says: "When ya momma wake u up in the morning and u fall back asleep and you hear her coming."

Chore

The image shows two side-by-side panels of Violet Parr from the movie "The Incredibles". In the left panel, she is drinking a beverage looking relaxed. In the right panel, she is spitting out the drink with a shocked expression. The text above reads, "When you haven't done any of your chores and you hear the keys jiggling in the door..."

Grandparent

A picture of the character Hagrid from the Harry Potter movies, with the text "You're a wizard, Harry." above him. The text on top reads "My grandparents watching me change the TV source from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2."

Daughter

The image shows a man with a bald head and a green collared shirt getting sprayed in the face with a liquid from an off-screen source. The text at the top of the image reads: "Netflix: are you still watching? Someone's daughter:". There are jars and bottles with Santa hats on the table.

Ash

A blue box of Pop-Tarts with a white urn and text reading "R.I.P. Grandma's ashes".

Bird

A small bird is sitting on a window ledge, looking at the camera with an angry expression. The text above the bird reads: "This bird landed by my window and stared at me like I murdered his whole family."

Hair

The image shows a cartoon character of Marge Simpson pulling at her hair, with another version of Marge coming out of her pulled hair. The text at the top says, "My mom when she brushed my hair for school." There is a web address at the bottom, "boredpanda.com".

Cigarette

The image shows a cartoon landscape with many reddish, tree-like plants. On top of the image are the words "Man if only I had a place to put out my cigarette." followed by "My daughter's forehead:"

Condom

The image shows a meme with text at the top and a picture of a man looking bewildered at the bottom. The text reads: "Mom: 'Your sister is turning nine, buy a candle with the number on it.' Gf: 'Buy some condoms.' The cashier when I get to the counter:"

Order

The image shows a meme with three white wolves in a forest setting. Each wolf has a name superimposed on it. From left to right, the labels are: "Fred", "Mrs. Weasley", and "George". Above the wolves, the text says: "Order of the Pheonix in a nutshell:".

Year

The image shows text saying "8 year old me in my room listening to Minecraft parodies while my parents argue in the kitchen:" above a blurry video showing a person dancing in a room.

Son

A meme shows a text overlay on a video game scene. The text reads, "Me when I told my son no he couldn't have money but then he tells me it's for sports betting (The gambling addiction family tradition has begun)." The scene shows a muscular man with a tie and some blood on his shirt looking down on a metallic creature.

Parasite

Frog

A frog is partially stuck inside a DVD player with the text "What are you doing step frog?"

Creature

The image shows a grid of six pictures. The first row contains "The girl you like", a young woman smiling, and "Her father", an older man. The second row shows "Her brother", a young man with glasses, and "Her ex", a man with dark hair. The third row is "The creature stalking her for 4 years since the accident that altered her life forever" which is an indistinct figure in a hallway, and finally "You", which is the same image of the creature.

Pill

An image depicts three children sitting around a table that's covered with various pills. The text above them reads: "grandma is dead so lets eat all of her pills". One of the children also has a text bubble saying: "She Won't Be Needing Those Anymore!"

Acid

A person with white face paint looks into the camera. Above the image the text 'I'm on acid right now haha' is displayed. Below the image is a text in Amharic that translates to 'Because of the actions you have done, your family will spill blood. They will feel eternal pain for your actions. The tears they shed will turn to blood. The pain they feel will be unbearable. Soon you will be alone.' Below this text, is the text: 'Fuck you'

Underwear

The image shows two panels. The first one shows an older man with a long white beard, presumably Noah, looking somewhat confused, with the text "Noah?" underneath. The second panel shows Noah with a glowing effect, as if illuminated from within, with the text "Get the boat." underneath. Above these two panels is the text: "A friend got mad at me for smelling his sister's underwear. I don't know if it was because she was still wearing them or because the rest of the family was there. Either way it made the rest of the funeral very awkward."

News

Everytime 😭😭

A three-panel image showing two anime characters. In the first panel, a girl with dark hair says, "Mom, I have good news!". In the second panel, a woman with light hair replies, "You got 100 on your math test?!" The third panel shows the dark-haired girl looking disappointed, saying, "Mom, I said good news. Not a miracle."

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