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Time

When you see it, you won't be able to unsee it

A screenshot of the time.is website, showing the current time as 09:45:00.134. The time is displayed in a large font. Text in greek says "You have exactly the correct time!" Also listed are time zones for Los Angeles, New York, London, Paris, Moscow, Beijing, and Tokyo.

Kid

A two-panel comic strip shows an adult duck and a duckling. In the first panel, the adult duck says, "I would never, ever hit my kids." The duckling looks distressed with squiggly lines around its head. In the second panel, the adult duck flips the bird while the duckling looks away with its arms crossed.

Kitty

Two Roblox avatars are standing on a colorful platform. A text bubble above them reads: "lol have you ever rubbed your kitty in circles?"

Hater

worst meme ever!!

A tabby kitten is walking with a swagger and the text says: 'Haters gonna hate'.

Book

not the best like it says it is!!

A cute, orange kitten with big eyes is standing on a carpet. Text overlays the image, stating, "BEST SELLING BOOK, FUNNIEST ANIMAL MEMES EVER, but... you can't go to work... your job is to take care of me... MEMES EXPERT".

Sonic

Two versions of Sonic the Hedgehog are depicted inside a car. The Sonic in the rearview mirror, which is the original, much-criticized movie design, looks surprised and exclaims, "Here I am!" The Sonic in the foreground, representing the redesigned, more widely accepted movie look, smiles confidently and asks, "Ever wonder what I would look like if I had to go to special ED classes?"

Online comment

A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube comment section. The main content is a lengthy comment from a user named "IvanLubin" which starts with "IQ?" and discusses the high IQ supposedly needed to understand Playboi Carti's music, referencing theoretical physics, nihilism, and Russian literature. It calls those who dislike Carti "idiots." The comment then shifts to praising Kanye West's album "DONDA" as a "cultural reset," followed by a comparison of choosing "Dinner with Jay Z" over $500,000 for financial success. The comment abruptly ends with a bizarre, explicit, and disturbing fantasy about wanting to have a baby with "Travis," describing the birth process in graphic detail. A red circle highlights the last few lines of the comment, which detail the desire to have a baby.

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Woman

A four-panel cartoon shows a father talking to his son in the first panel, saying "...and under no circumstance should you ever hit a woman." The second panel shows the son, now an adult, sitting on a bed with a woman in front of him on all fours and saying "Spank me, Kenny." The third panel shows Kenny saying "No." The fourth panel shows the father behind Kenny saying "I'm proud of you, son."

Music

The only acceptable homosexual ever (Tchaikovsky):

A black and white portrait of Tchaikovsky with the text: "The only acceptable homosexual ever (Tchaikovsky)."

Robot

In a still from a movie, Captain America is strangling a robot. Text reads: "If you ever feel dumb, just remember that Captain America tried to choke a robot."

Wje

A photo shows a man in a black coat crouching in front of a tombstone with the text '*The First ever Joke*' on it. There are other people in the background. The text below the tombstone says 'WHAT IT FELT LIKE VISITING THE FIRST EVER JOKE OF WJE'. The man is smiling and holding up a peace sign.

Memes

who ever doesn't dap this man up gets nuked by Kim Jong Un

Friend Group

who else

The image consists of text on a slightly blurred background. The text says: "I hate being the only one in my friend group who is ever on my time and who actually plans things out. I hate that my friends wait for things 'til the very last minute and are ALWAYS late. You're either there before the time or you're late."

School

that one basic white bitch in school

The image shows a young, blonde woman wearing a yellow sweater, jean shorts, and pink sandals. She is holding a large, colorful drink with a straw. She stands outside on a stone path, with grass and small trees and bushes behind her. The text above the picture reads: "There's 50 of these basic white girls at school. Visual example below. And the other day I heard one of them say to another: 'Oh My GoSh, Ya, YoU do lOOk mExIcAn' keep in mind they are the most basic, white, blonde, girls you have ever seen. I almost started laughing."

Life

Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

The image contains a conversation between Alastor and Charlie. Alastor says, "You know, Charlie, thanks to your hotel scheme, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life and death." Charlie replies, "Yes! Good, Al! Like what?" Alastor then lists, "All the usual things: my first ever radio broadcast, helping my mother cook, and being the first ever person to actually strangle someone with their intestines."

Use

Two images show the same bird being held in a hand. In the left image, the bird has false eyelashes stuck to its forehead. In the right image, the eyelashes have been repositioned above the bird's eye.

Cat

look at the cutest cat ever

A brown cat with green eyes is lying on a purple surface. The text above the cat reads: "If I just keep looking cute, they'll surely blame it on the dog."

Week

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Bottom

Words I live by

The image shows the comic book character Deadpool in a red and black suit with two swords on his back. The background is a red and white pattern. Above and below Deadpool are two text fields. The first says, "IF I'VE EVER OFFENDED YOU, JUST KNOW, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, I'M SORRY." The second says, "THAT YOU'RE OVERLY SENSITIVE."

Call

bro fr wanted to call just for this (bros drunk lol with his friends)

A low-angle shot of a person's face during a video call. The person is smiling and the angle is unflattering. Other participants are visible in the corner. The browser shows the kmeet.infomaniak.com URL.

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