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Adolf Nigler

People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

A screenshot of a prediction market titled "Nothing Ever Happens: May." The market rules state that it will resolve to "No" if Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire, the next Pope is Black, the Fed cuts rates, India invades Pakistan, or Israel or the US take military action against Iran. Otherwise, it will resolve to "Yes."

Lil’ bro

An image of SpongeBob wrapped in silver foil with text that says, "This is the diamond SpongeBob. It only appears once in ever 1,000,000 memes. Like this rare meme for luck."

Heroin Monkey

Lil’ bro

A cartoon character looking at the viewer, with the text "how i look at my friends before i ask the stupidest question ever."

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring a tweet asking why Serbs deserve to be bombed by NATO. A reply references "Pearl Harbor." The meme includes a Wojak wearing a Serbian hat with tears and the phrase "wHaT diD WE do to gEt bOmBeD?" Next to it is a gigachad-style character holding a NATO flag with the words "Pearl Harbor."

Face mcshooty

A man in a suit is pictured with the text: "What if alcohol was addicted to me and I'm just a victim? Did you ever think of that?"

Adolf kitler

A two-panel image shows a cat sitting in front of a computer with the text "When your cat messages your boss..." The second panel shows a chat with a string of random characters and the message "Absolutely. Smartest thing you've ever said."

Lustlos from Sw

Walt what?

A screenshot of a social media post by user "Majestic Drama" that reads: "Got a PS5 for my lil brother. Best trade I ever did."

Adolf kitler

A picture of two cats, a big cat on the right side in front of window blinds and a small cat sticking its head out through the blinds on the left side. Text on top of the picture reads "Cutest father son picture I've ever seen."

WJE iceberg hehe

WJE iceberg

The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text on the left side and the box set of "Lord of the Rings" movies on the right side, along with the One Ring itself. The text on the left side reads: "If you're ever sad, just remember the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Lord of the Rings."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A two-panel comic strip shows an adult duck and a duckling. In the first panel, the adult duck says, "I would never, ever hit my kids." The duckling looks distressed with squiggly lines around its head. In the second panel, the adult duck flips the bird while the duckling looks away with its arms crossed.

Adolf Nigler

Don't tell me different methods of preparation are the same ever again.

The image shows two different cars. The top car has a white frame and is associated with a disgusted looking cartoon fish, ketchup, tomatoes, spaghetti, and pizza. Above this image are the words, "This is Trash". The bottom car has a red frame and is associated with two pixelated chicken thighs and the same cartoon fish looking content. Above this is the phrase, "But I like this."

Thoughtless

A screenshot of a social media conversation. The first message is from dion-thesocialist, who apologizes for correcting people's grammar. The second message is from rakshar, who forgives them. The last message is from dion-thesocialist, who thanks rakshar for being sweet.

Pankake

Two images show the same bird being held in a hand. In the left image, the bird has false eyelashes stuck to its forehead. In the right image, the eyelashes have been repositioned above the bird's eye.

Cosmo the Intern

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

MEME LORD

A man with a sweaty face looking exhausted. The text on the image is: "When u RAW DOGGIN her for 3 hours straight with back to back rounds & she stops *sighs* & says 'Do u think they'll ever find a cure for AIDS?'"

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Pac's nipples are visible in the poster. I wonder if Cole
ever pretend to breastfeed off him, and called it 'drinking
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Heroin Monkey

A survey asking how likely someone is to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague with a scale from 1 to 5. The explanation provided below states that people don't usually recommend operating systems randomly in conversations. Below the survey is written: "THIS IS NOT TRUE. Have you ever seen a linux user?"

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