Hollywood memes

Elf

2 years ago

The image shows three panels with text to the left and an image to the right. The top panel is labeled "Elf in Hollywood" and shows an image of a blonde woman with pointy ears. The middle panel is labeled "Elf in anime" and shows a green-haired anime character. The bottom panel is labeled "Elf in German" and shows the number 11.

Panda

1 year ago

A tweet shows the announcement that "Kung Fu Panda 4" crossed $480M at the worldwide box office, after which the tweeter comments on the next frame from the movie, in which the main character, Po the panda, looks completely shocked.

Agent

1 year ago

This is real, sorta

A movie poster style image with Arnold Schwarzenegger front and center, looking serious. He's in a red State Farm polo shirt. Behind him are people. At the bottom, a family, and another State Farm agent rescuing a girl from an explosion. The text says "SCHWARZENEGGER" at the top, "AGENT STATE FARM" in the middle, and "WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED A GOOD NEIGHBOR, HE WAS THERE." plus additional small print.

Sequel

4 months ago

A meme with text at the top, then two side-by-side portraits below. The text reads: 'BREAKING: When asked if 'OPPENHEIMER 2' was on the cards, Christopher Nolan remarked: 'What the fuck are you talking about?'' The left image shows director Christopher Nolan, a light-skinned man with blonde hair, wearing a dark suit and light shirt, looking directly at the camera. The right image shows Cillian Murphy as J. Robert Oppenheimer, a light-skinned man with blue eyes and a gaunt face, wearing a dark fedora and a white shirt with a dark tie, looking intensely forward.

Actor

1 year ago

In a meme, text that reads, "The ugly truth. Me thinking voice actors are less problematic than Hollywood actors" is imposed over an image of WWE wrestlers AJ Styles, with an uneasy grin, and The Undertaker with a menacing face.

Actress

11 months ago

A cartoon drawing shows a man talking to an actress. The man wears a green flower-patterned shirt, orange shorts, and a camera around his neck. The blonde actress sits in a director's chair under a red umbrella. She wears a short white dress and sunglasses. The background shows a film set with the 'Hollywood' sign in the distance. The text reads: "Special effects, sweetie!"

Meme

10 months ago

The image is a surreal meme featuring a collage of unrelated images and text. In the center is an image of Peter Griffin with the hair of a rapper. Around Peter are various unrelated images, including Angry Bird, Mia Khalifa, an image with the words "DONUTS" and "HA GOTEEM", and a troll face. There is also text in Arabic which translates to: "All free movies online. Free full-length movies, comments, trailers, digital video discs, and more. Watch uncut Hollywood movies in full length, all streamed online, on demand. Very soon, a true legend died." There is also a "Download Free" button.

Jokes

Inbreeding

1 year ago

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Actor

7 years ago

They told me I could never be an actor.

No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.

Michael Jackson

6 years ago

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?

Because he's dead.

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