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Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago

A classical painting style image shows a young woman with long dark hair, wearing a green and blue dress, sitting gracefully on a moss-covered rock. She is looking to her left, with a serene expression, under a starry night sky with trees in the background. Overlayed in white text are the words: "due to not wanting to, I will not. thanks."

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Species

Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

A meme showing an antelope in a field with text that reads "DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A SPECIES OF ANTELOPE CAPABLE OF JUMPING HIGHER THAN THE AVERAGE HOUSE? THIS IS DUE TO ITS POWERFUL HIND LEGS AND THE FACT THAT THE AVERAGE HOUSE CANNOT JUMP."

Cow

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

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Gasoline

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A man is drinking gasoline from a cup, while a woman is sitting in her car, presumably unable to start the engine. The text reads: "ME WATCHING MY WIFE TRY AND LEAVE ME DUE TO MY GASOLINE DRINKING ADDICTION BUT THE CAR WON'T START (HMM I WONDER WHY)"

News

Willy b · 1 year ago

The image shows soldiers with guns. In the lower part of the image, there is a text banner that reads: "Breaking News LIVE Due to a decrease in cookie sales, The Girl Scouts switch to a more agresive sales campaign".

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Professor

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

The image shows a meme with text at the top and a picture of a man looking confused at the bottom. The text says: "Professor: 'What inspired you to write this essay?' Me: 'The due date.'"

Google

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a screenshot of a Google ban message stating "You have been banned from Google" and that access may be restored on June 26, 2033. Below is a blurry close-up of a man's face looking surprised or shocked.

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Cookie

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a group of soldiers in military gear, with one soldier aiming a rifle around a corner. Below this image, there is a news banner that reads, "Breaking News. Live. Due to a decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign."

Gang

M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post by @upblissed, asking if @MrBlackOG searched up "gang." Below, a tweet from Mr. Black says that he was banned from Google, because of several requests from the United States Government regarding the topics he was searching for over the last 5 years. The text says, "You no longer have permission to use Google, nor make a new Gmail account under your name. If we are made aware that you are trying to make a new account, legal action will be taken." Mr. Black can return to Google on June 26, 2033.

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Assignment

✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

😑😑

The image shows a light brown dog with a suspicious expression. The text on the image says "THAT'S SUSPICIOUS..." Above the dog, additional text reads "when u have no assignments due and time to relax."

Essay

Jjisfunny2011 · 3 years ago

me when an essay is due

$The image shows Bart Simpson sitting in a chair with a bored expression. Above him, the text reads: "Me: \"I'll do it at 6\" Time: 6:05 Me: \"Wow, looks like I gotta wait until 7 now\""$

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Squidward

blach66 · 3 years ago

I love photo shop

A picture of Squidward with text saying: On May 19, 1996, Squidward (pictured here in 1973) became the first person on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list to be apprehended due to the FBI's then-new home page on the Internet.

Project

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

The image shows a text that reads: "Me: starts my project the night before it's due. The end result: How cloning Nelson Mandela could bring back Bionicles." Below the text, there is an image of Nelson Mandela and a Bionicle figure.

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Smoking

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 · 3 years ago

VAPING IS ALSO BAD

The image is an infographic about the dangers of smoking. It lists many of the negative health effects of smoking. It states that within 10 seconds of a puff, toxic chemicals reach organs. Smoking harms most of the body, increases disease risk, and affects look, feel, finances and people close to you. Nicotine in tobacco is highly addictive and it releases dopamine. Nicotine dependence happens when the brain craves dopamine. Smoking is a major cause of cardiovascular disease, heart attack, and stroke. It increases the risk of blood clots. Some smokers have limbs amputated due to blood circulation problems. A graph lists the annual deaths caused by cigarette smoking in the United States between 2005-2009. It shows over 479,989 deaths. The causes include: lung cancer, ischemic heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, other diagnoses, stroke, and other cancers. The stages of lung cancer are shown.