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Willy b · 6 months ago

A two-panel image shows a sign for "Vixens Gentlemens Club". In the first panel, the sign reads: "WE FIRED THE UGLY ONE. COME ON IN." In the second panel, a man is adjusting the sign, which now reads: "FACEBOOK GOT MAD. HAD TO REHIRE UGLY GIRL."

Decision

Shitpost master-general · 1 year ago

A classical painting style image shows a young woman with long dark hair, wearing a green and blue dress, sitting gracefully on a moss-covered rock. She is looking to her left, with a serene expression, under a starry night sky with trees in the background. Overlayed in white text are the words: "due to not wanting to, I will not. thanks."

Trust

K!ttyy · 1 year ago

A meme showing the bottom half of Homer Simpson's face, looking disgruntled and squinting, with the text: 'I dont trust bitches cause bitches spelled backwards is sehctib & that dont make no fuckin sense just like u bitches'.

Species

Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

A meme showing an antelope in a field with text that reads "DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A SPECIES OF ANTELOPE CAPABLE OF JUMPING HIGHER THAN THE AVERAGE HOUSE? THIS IS DUE TO ITS POWERFUL HIND LEGS AND THE FACT THAT THE AVERAGE HOUSE CANNOT JUMP."

Cow

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

Gasoline

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A man is drinking gasoline from a cup, while a woman is sitting in her car, presumably unable to start the engine. The text reads: "ME WATCHING MY WIFE TRY AND LEAVE ME DUE TO MY GASOLINE DRINKING ADDICTION BUT THE CAR WON'T START (HMM I WONDER WHY)"

News

Willy b · 1 year ago

The image shows soldiers with guns. In the lower part of the image, there is a text banner that reads: "Breaking News LIVE Due to a decrease in cookie sales, The Girl Scouts switch to a more agresive sales campaign".

Deal

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A character from the video game Team Fortress 2 is on the phone saying, "The deal was 150k and immunity, Joe. Did you not take your pills again?"

Professor

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

The image shows a meme with text at the top and a picture of a man looking confused at the bottom. The text says: "Professor: 'What inspired you to write this essay?' Me: 'The due date.'"

Google

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a screenshot of a Google ban message stating "You have been banned from Google" and that access may be restored on June 26, 2033. Below is a blurry close-up of a man's face looking surprised or shocked.

Cookie

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a group of soldiers in military gear, with one soldier aiming a rifle around a corner. Below this image, there is a news banner that reads, "Breaking News. Live. Due to a decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign."

Dog

doom enternel · 2 years ago

waiting for female mate

A dog is standing on a tiled floor. Above its tail a blurred image of a peacock fan is added. The text in the image asks: "Have you ever been so happy you became a peacock?"

Shit

Mafuyu Asahina · 2 years ago

Hmmm

A sign on a window says "CLOSE BECAUSE SOMEONE SHIT ON THE FLOOR" with a sad face drawn below it.

Gang

M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post by @upblissed, asking if @MrBlackOG searched up "gang." Below, a tweet from Mr. Black says that he was banned from Google, because of several requests from the United States Government regarding the topics he was searching for over the last 5 years. The text says, "You no longer have permission to use Google, nor make a new Gmail account under your name. If we are made aware that you are trying to make a new account, legal action will be taken." Mr. Black can return to Google on June 26, 2033.

Assignment

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

😑😑

The image shows a light brown dog with a suspicious expression. The text on the image says "THAT'S SUSPICIOUS..." Above the dog, additional text reads "when u have no assignments due and time to relax."

Essay

Jjisfunny2011 · 3 years ago

me when an essay is due

$The image shows Bart Simpson sitting in a chair with a bored expression. Above him, the text reads: "Me: \"I'll do it at 6\" Time: 6:05 Me: \"Wow, looks like I gotta wait until 7 now\""$

Kid

-Tomm- · 3 years ago

The image shows text that reads, "kids who died of dehydration because you can't drink until you're 21", above a skeleton laying on the ground.

Math Teacher

King bob · 3 years ago

The image shows text that reads: "class is cancelled because the math teacher was hit by a nuclear bomb." Underneath this text, there is another line that says "the math teacher:". Below is a blurred image of a door. The overall tone is dark humor.

Math Teacher

King bob · 3 years ago

The image shows a blurry, low-resolution frame of a man in a hat running or falling, combined with the text "Class is canceled because the math teacher got hit by a nuke" and "The math teacher:".

Squidward

Anonymous · 3 years ago

I love photo shop

A picture of Squidward with text saying: On May 19, 1996, Squidward (pictured here in 1973) became the first person on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list to be apprehended due to the FBI's then-new home page on the Internet.

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