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A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."

Damn.....

The image contains text that says: "Her boobs are saggy without a bra." and ur dick is small without an erection. NEXT

Just saying...mine is 13 and a half 😉

A pie chart shows who uses the phrase "Suck my dick." A tiny portion is attributed to 'Boys' and the rest is attributed to 'Girls'.

A meme featuring a close-up image of a monkey with its eyes closed, appearing to be asleep or pretending to sleep. A lollipop or similar object is near its mouth, and it is behind a wire fence. The text above the image reads, "my father rubbing his dick on my face thinking that I'm asleep". Below the image, the text reads, "[I'm pretending]".

A black and white image of rapper J. Cole with dreadlocks. A white text box quotes him as saying, 'want to get fucked in the ass' from the song 'VILLUMINATI'. Below this image, a social media comment angrily defends J. Cole, claiming the quote is taken out of context and uses strong, vulgar language to insult the poster.

The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, a woman is looking at a dog with speech bubbles coming from both of them. The woman says "The neighbour tells me you are chasing people on a bicycle..." and the dog says "I can put my dick in my ass." Below, the text says, "He can put his dick in his ass" next to an image of Snoopy doing a dance. The next panel has a warthog image with the text "A based dog alert!" Finally, the last panel is a picture of Morgan Freeman with the text, "He's right you know."

Heres my "dick" pic

A man is standing in front of a blackboard with handwritten formulas.

A sign for a restaurant called "Crabby Dick's" in Delaware, which has a red sign above a white sign. The white sign says, "EAT OUR BALLS WITH OUR HOME MADE SEAMAN SAUCE". Below the sign is an image of a cartoon crab.

The image is a comment from user ElderMaxson69, saying, "Maybe instead of riding a dick, you would prefer riding in a set of T-60b Power Armor? Join the Brotherhood of Steel today and take back the commonwealth. Ad Victoriam!"

The image shows three panels. The top panel depicts a crusader figure with a sword and shield saying, "Greetings peasant, how goes th-". The middle-left panel shows a manga character with blushing cheeks saying, "Now my armpits are going to smell like dick..." The bottom-right panel shows a pixelated crusader figure with the text "BY THE POPE".

The image shows a definition of "dirty chewbacca" and below a cartoon of Skeletor, saying, "Even I'm not into that shit." The text above says: "When a girl is deepthroating you, you pinch her nipples right as you cum. Her scream paired with the warm liquid and dick in her throat will produce a sound similar to chewbacca's growl."

The image shows a text conversation where someone typed 'Big Dicks in his little brothers bum.' and another person replied with 'Cat*.' The first person said 'what' and the other person asks 'which word is supposed to be cat'. Below this is a picture of Sheldon Cooper from the TV show 'The Big Bang Theory', with text overlaid that says, 'I don't need sleep. I need answers.'

The image shows a text conversation followed by a hand pushing a blue button labeled "nute". The text depicts an awkward sexual encounter with a man using heavy Irish slang.

here's my dick pick

A pink guitar pick with the word "DICK" printed in black text on the pick.

A man walks away on a foggy path. The text overlay reads "MY DICK HAS LEAD ME TO PLACES I WOULDN'T EVEN GO WITH A GUN."

The image shows the text 'Smile if yo dick big' followed by 'Me:'. Below, there is a close-up of a man with a wide, unnatural smile, displaying teeth. He has dark markings on his face and blue nails.

Men (I LOVE DICK) FUCK YOU BY THE WAY

The image shows a comparison between how women and men interact. At the top, the text says "Women get together and tall about their feelings." Below are four men making the word "DICK" with their bodies. The lower part of the picture shows the shadows of two women and a bench on a sidewalk.

Lil Downs, King is Back, and Big B in a nutshell

A muscular, brown-skinned character with a beard and gold hoop earring is yelling with one arm raised. The text above his head says "DICK" and the text below him says "RIDAAAAA".

A photo of IShowSpeed and Cristiano Ronaldo. On the bottom is a text stating "NEWS ISHOWSPEED FOUND DEAD AFTER CHOKING ON RONALDO'S BALLS. The dick riding was too insane it ended up causing his death. SN".

dick

The image shows two panels comparing angry mothers in anime and real life. The top panel has an anime woman with big eyes and a slightly pouty face. The bottom panel shows two real women, one behind the other, swinging a very large sword-like object. The text on the image says, "Angry moms in anime:" above the first panel and, "Angry moms in real life:" above the second panel.

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