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Veteran

A meme featuring an elderly man wearing glasses and a cap, sitting in a chair. He is looking forward with his mouth slightly open. Around him are three Minions and two red heart emojis. The top text reads "A NAKED GIRL WILL GET SEND 500 DICK PICS". The bottom text reads "LETS SEE HOW MANY OUR VETERANS CAN GET".

Pinky

A close-up shot of a human hand with the index finger slightly raised, set against a white background. Black text is overlaid next to the hand. The text reads: I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT OUR PINKIES ARE SMALLER SO THAT THEY FIT IN OUR DICK HOLES EASIER.

Place

A person wearing a backpack is walking up stairs next to graffiti that says "Goth pussy". Below is a person walking on a gloomy road.

Dad

An anonymous 4chan post from January 13, 2021, at 09:59:24 with the number 844740211. The post consists of a green text story:
"masturbating in bedroom", "about to cum", "dad comes running in naked screaming", "and here comes dad from left field!!", "he does a running jump", "lands asshole first on my dick", "penetration.png", "cum", "mfw he laughs and calls me a faggot for cuming in another guy". The post ends with "EVERY FUCKING TIME". To the left of the text is a drawing of Wojak pointing a gun at his head.

Infidelity

Shitpost-master general

A meme featuring a couple lying in bed. The woman is thinking that her partner is clueless about her infidelity with his best friend. The man wonders why she tastes like Steve's dick.

Boyfriend

RapBoat gay confirmed.

A screenshot of a comment by "Rap Boat" saying "I just sucked my boyfriend's HUGE ASS dick."

Meme

WJE iceberg

The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.

Memes

Michigan is gay!

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Asshole

Week

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Vape

A sign on a clipboard reads "Suck dick" above a crossed-out image of a vape pen, and the words "NOT NIC!" appear below.

Zombie

The image shows a two-panel Drake meme. In the top panel, Drake is turning away, with the text "Chi-Ha in the tech tree." In the bottom panel, Drake is happily pointing, with the text "Zombies that shoot lasers from their dicks."

Memes

Anonymous 10/15/14(Wed)19:11:37 No.5329752
how are slovenia and slovakia different?
same flag, similar names
Anonymous 10/15/14(Wed)21:48:03 No.5329982
>>53297529
how are your face and your ass different?
both look the same, shit comes out, dicks go in

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Ketchup

A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.

Memes

Man legally changes name to
"Big Dick" so that "these niggas
will keep my name out they
mouth"
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Family

A meme shows the back of a car with a window sticker featuring a large stick figure family, accompanied by the text "Just put the dick down."

Lotion

A meme featuring a portrait of John F. Kennedy next to a block of text that reads: "I'm over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on my dick. Rn, I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck man. - John F. Kennedy"

Lollipop

...?

A pixel art image on a light blue background features a pink bow at the top center, with a smiling sun, an ice cream cone, and a cupcake to the left. To the right are a Polaroid camera and a lollipop. Text in pink pixel letters reads: "Save a lollipop, suck a dick."

People

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."

Boob

Damn.....

The image contains text that says: "Her boobs are saggy without a bra." and ur dick is small without an erection. NEXT

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