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Survival

Anonymous · 25 days ago

How cavedivers be when entering "satans dick hole" with NO chance of survival💖

An image of David Corenswet as Superman flying through the air with a very silly expression, wide eyes, and his tongue sticking out. The meme caption (from the context) describes this as how cave divers look when entering a cave with a lethal name and zero chance of survival.

Name

Willy b · 28 days ago

A scene from the 1960s Batman TV series featuring Robin and Batgirl in their respective costumes. Speech bubbles are edited over them to create a dialogue. Batgirl asks Robin for his real name, and he responds that it is Dick, short for Richard. When she asks how one gets 'Dick' from 'Richard', Robin replies 'Just ask nicely.'

Trump

Anonymous · 1 month ago

Superpower

Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago

A screenshot of an X (Twitter) post by user max (@maxishorny99) that reads: "You think elastigirl ever made her clit into a dick and pegged bob?". The post shows 1 million views and nearly 60,000 likes.

King

Anonymous · 3 months ago

The image features an ancient Egyptian papyrus-style painting. It depicts several dark-skinned men in white loincloths. Two standing men are having their genitals handled by two kneeling or seated men, possibly representing a medical or hygiene ritual. Hieroglyphs are visible in the background. The top caption in bold white text reads "WE WUZ KANGZ!" and the bottom caption reads "NO. YOU WERE DICK WASHERS."

Confession

Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The original post states, "if i had a dick i'd stack donuts on it". The reply begins by participating in the crude joke, saying, "Yeah I probably get 2 or 3 donuts ahaha," before abruptly transitioning into a detailed murder confession, providing the location (Sam Houston National Park 30.535993, -95.645309), depth (7.3 feet), and the victim's name and age (Josef Kalic, 34 years old), and the date of the crime (2006).

Sexuality

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

Veteran

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme featuring an elderly man wearing glasses and a cap, sitting in a chair. He is looking forward with his mouth slightly open. Around him are three Minions and two red heart emojis. The top text reads "A NAKED GIRL WILL GET SEND 500 DICK PICS". The bottom text reads "LETS SEE HOW MANY OUR VETERANS CAN GET".

Pinky

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up shot of a human hand with the index finger slightly raised, set against a white background. Black text is overlaid next to the hand. The text reads: I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT OUR PINKIES ARE SMALLER SO THAT THEY FIT IN OUR DICK HOLES EASIER.

Place

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A person wearing a backpack is walking up stairs next to graffiti that says "Goth pussy". Below is a person walking on a gloomy road.

Dad

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An anonymous 4chan post from January 13, 2021, at 09:59:24 with the number 844740211. The post consists of a green text story:
"masturbating in bedroom", "about to cum", "dad comes running in naked screaming", "and here comes dad from left field!!", "he does a running jump", "lands asshole first on my dick", "penetration.png", "cum", "mfw he laughs and calls me a faggot for cuming in another guy". The post ends with "EVERY FUCKING TIME". To the left of the text is a drawing of Wojak pointing a gun at his head.

Infidelity

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A meme featuring a couple lying in bed. The woman is thinking that her partner is clueless about her infidelity with his best friend. The man wonders why she tastes like Steve's dick.

Boyfriend

Anonymous · 1 year ago

RapBoat gay confirmed.

A screenshot of a comment by "Rap Boat" saying "I just sucked my boyfriend's HUGE ASS dick."

Iceberg

WJE iceberg hehe · 1 year ago

WJE iceberg

The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.

Michigan

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Michigan is gay!

A map of the state of Michigan, showing both the Upper Peninsula and the Lower Peninsula. The Upper Peninsula has a black text box over it with the word "Dick." The Lower Peninsula has a black text box over it with the word "Asshole."

Diary entry

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Nicotine

MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A sign on a clipboard reads "Suck dick" above a crossed-out image of a vape pen, and the words "NOT NIC!" appear below.

Zombie

tabs1528 · 1 year ago

The image shows a two-panel Drake meme. In the top panel, Drake is turning away, with the text "Chi-Ha in the tech tree." In the bottom panel, Drake is happily pointing, with the text "Zombies that shoot lasers from their dicks."

Flag

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of an online forum conversation. The first comment asks how Slovenia and Slovakia are different, pointing out similar flags and names. The second comment replies with a vulgar analogy, asking how the first user's face and ass are different, claiming they look the same and have similar crude functions.

Dick

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

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