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Adolf kitler

A cute cat is wearing a green Starbucks apron. The cat looks into the camera. The text says "thank you for your order, I'll push it off the edge of the counter when it's ready."

Why should you care

I haven't seen sunlight in 3 years

The image is divided into two sections. The left side shows a picture of Gollum holding an Amazon box with the text "What my neighbors see as I emerge from my house once a week to get a delivery." The right side shows a picture of Thanos with the text "me pondering cyber monday deals over thanksgiving leftovers."

A Star Wars Fan

A black and white picture shows a person with a tear running down their face. Above, there is the text: "When you order a book called 'How to scam people' and it still hasn't arrived after 3 months:"

MEME LORD

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message is from an Uber Eats delivery driver. They ask the customer "awww who's a hungry kitty? :3" and continue with "is it youu are you the hungry pet?" and "aww look at you". The customer responds with "dawg what the f k".

Just Blach

The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."

Cupツ

The image shows a stack of pizza boxes from Seasons Pizza. The text on the boxes reads "SEASONS PIZZA" and "FIND US ON @SEASONS".

Anonymous

Hey boss, I have an idea how we can
advertise our delivery service app.
The Idea:
Vytal
BOWL JOB FOR FREE.
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Vytal

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a black doormat with white text that reads, "it's MY home, God gave me the right to make it a tomb for federal agents or thieves", and below the text is a cartoonish drawing of a person. Above the doormat is a text that reads, "The rug I ordered 6 months ago finally came in lmao."

Toast ツ

A monkey with a concerned look on its face, with the text 'YOUR "PACKAGE" "CAME" IN THE "MALE"...?' overlayed on the image.

M3ME G0D

A man in a dark shirt and baseball cap is seen with his face near a wall, appearing to be on the phone. The text above him reads, "You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"

🌙✨⭐️That Hijabi Girl⭐️✨🌙

When I place a Amazon prime order

A pug is looking out the window. The text on the image says "Me, 5 minutes after I placed an Amazon prime order".

Dawson Maxey

Anyone seen these lately?