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Flag

The image shows different flags the poster saw on their morning walk. These 'flags' are traffic signs: the US flag times 7, stop sign times 4, danger do not open sign times 13, biohazard sign times 33, a no entry sign times 18, do not open sign times 9, biohazard sign times 6, and danger of infection times 27. Also shown in the image is a nazi flag.

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Chip

A blue bag of Lay's potato chips with the words "FENTANYL Flavored chips" printed on it. The chips inside are covered in white powder and blue pills.

Cat

uh oh

The image shows a group of four cats walking towards the camera on a street. The text on the image reads: "When You 'pspspspsps' To The Wrong Gang".

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Cigarette

Welp

A three-panel cartoon shows a man being threatened by a robber, who is smoking, who says 'Ya know, cigarettes are gonna kill you someday'. The man replies 'Ya, sure, whatever pal'. In the final panel, the man is being chased by armed cigarettes and a match.

Fire

🥲🥲🥲

The image shows a three-panel meme with a "Stonks" man reacting to different scenarios. In the first panel, text reads "There's a fire" and the Stonks man has his hands on his head and is labelled "Panik". The second panel has the text "You alert people by yelling 'Fire!'" and the man is labelled "Kalm". The third panel states, "You're on a shooting range," and the man is again labelled "Panik" with blurred hands on his head.

Carpet

A photo of a staircase with a very uneven carpet. The text on the image says: "There was a petition at my school to remove the carpet cuz too many people were falling. The carpet:"

Hunting

A photo shows two signs posted one above the other. The top sign is a yellow diamond with the word "SLOW" above an image of a running figure and the words "CHILDREN AT PLAY" below. The second sign is a white rectangle with the text "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY".

Government

The image shows text that reads: "Government: Tobacco is dangerous. You need to be 21 to buy it. Also government *sending military recruiters to high schools*:". Below this text is a picture of a man with white hair wearing a red blazer with an excited expression, saying, "Hi kids! Do you like violence?"

Toddler

A still of a man wearing a red and gold robe looking up. The text above the man reads "A toddler watching an entire bookshelf tilt towards them."

Run

A cartoon image shows a forest scene with trees and grass. A brown bear sits in the background, and a detached human arm with a fitness watch lies on the ground. A speech bubble reads "Great run. You lost 79 kg."

Bomb

A line drawing shows a group of people at what looks like a party. Two of them are dancing, and one person is standing off to the side wearing a party hat and looking sad. The text says, "THEY CAN'T HEAR THE BEEP MY BOMB JUST MADE (ONE MINUET LEFT)".

Gasoline

A photo shows a flooded room with brown liquid. The caption reads: "not to brag but I'm halfway done filling my basement with gasoline." There is a TikTok username visible in the bottom right corner: @luka.x13

Time

Worst time for the "Cha-Cha Slide" to start playing:

A man in a suit is standing on the edge of a cliff looking into a large gap between his cliff and another.

Armor

A photo of a soldier wearing a ton of yellow, wheel-like objects. The caption reads: "You see, Vladimir, when wear armor like mine, enemy will never be of shoot you for fear of explode city bloc".

Snake

A dog is lying on the floor with a sweater on. The caption on the image says: "Top 10 Most Dangerous Snakes Around The World."

Cigarette

The image is a poster with the text "Cigarettes are like squirrels. They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. NO SMOKING". There is a picture of a squirrel on the right side of the poster.

Samurai

Shrek is sitting with a serious look on his face, with his hands crossed. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "When u and hb argue, you slowly start pulling back your dihh foreskin like a samurai unsheathing his blade, letting him know he's in danger."

Bag

A man wearing a balaclava and camouflage clothing stands in a grassy field holding a rifle. Above him is text that reads: "Definitely do not soak a bag of flour in diesel fuel and let it dry for a day or two. And then, by no means, do NOT insert a firecracker into the diesel flour dough. That's redneck C4 and is super duper dangerous."

Brick

A drawing shows a party with several distressed people in the background. A guy with a party hat raises a brick of what is labeled "fent" towards a ceiling fan. The people shout: "why? why are you doing this?", "NO! NOT AGAIN!", "who keeps inviting this guy?!" and "oh, goddamnit!"

Bear

when you go hiking and you see a bear

A black bear is running on a paved road. The image text says: "NOT A RUNNER? NOW YOU ARE". The background is snowy.

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