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Seal

tabs1528 · 1 year ago

A seal is on a yellow kayak. A person is touching the seal's head. The comment says: "dont let the video fool you, seals are dangerous. i heard a group of them killed bin laden."

Ralph

blach66 · 3 years ago

A scene from the Simpsons shows Ralph sitting on a bus with a worried expression. Above the image is text that reads, "When you tell your English teacher she made a spelling mistake." Below Ralph, the text says "(chuckles) I'm in danger."

Car

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Like if you can relate and comment if you think this is funny

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows a text saying "7 y/o me in my dad's car: Dad, I wanna turn on the light. Can I press this button?" with an image of a hand about to press a car light button. The bottom panel shows a text saying "My dad:" with an image of the character Rocket Racoon from the movie Guardians of the Galaxy saying "No!! That's the button that will kill everyone".

Cigarette

CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago

Welp

A three-panel cartoon shows a man being threatened by a robber, who is smoking, who says 'Ya know, cigarettes are gonna kill you someday'. The man replies 'Ya, sure, whatever pal'. In the final panel, the man is being chased by armed cigarettes and a match.

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

uh oh

The image shows a group of four cats walking towards the camera on a street. The text on the image reads: "When You 'pspspspsps' To The Wrong Gang".

Airplane

Lucifer · 3 years ago

Pov: your stick you head out the window..... Of an airplane

An image shows a close-up of a man's face from an anime or cartoon with his mouth agape and eyes clenched shut as if experiencing a forceful wind or pressure. The background suggests movement and a sense of being outdoors or in motion.

Toddler

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A still of a man wearing a red and gold robe looking up. The text above the man reads "A toddler watching an entire bookshelf tilt towards them."

Government

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows text that reads: "Government: Tobacco is dangerous. You need to be 21 to buy it. Also government *sending military recruiters to high schools*:". Below this text is a picture of a man with white hair wearing a red blazer with an excited expression, saying, "Hi kids! Do you like violence?"

Time

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Worst time for the "Cha-Cha Slide" to start playing:

A man in a suit is standing on the edge of a cliff looking into a large gap between his cliff and another.

Carpet

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo of a staircase with a very uneven carpet. The text on the image says: "There was a petition at my school to remove the carpet cuz too many people were falling. The carpet:"

Gun

LethalCupcake2 · 11 months ago

A meme split into two panels. The top panel shows a real firearm, modified to resemble a blue and orange Nerf toy gun, resting on a wooden surface next to a ruler. Below this is a YouTube video thumbnail with the title "Real Gun Disguised as Nerf Toy" from "News4JAX". The bottom panel shows a man with curly hair and a dark jacket, known as Super Hans from Peep Show, walking on a city street and looking back towards the camera. Text overlayed on this panel reads: "The person who disguised a real gun as a nerf gun: The secret ingredient is crime."

Fire

Gummy gummy gummy bear · 2 years ago

🥲🥲🥲

The image shows a three-panel meme with a "Stonks" man reacting to different scenarios. In the first panel, text reads "There's a fire" and the Stonks man has his hands on his head and is labelled "Panik". The second panel has the text "You alert people by yelling 'Fire!'" and the man is labelled "Kalm". The third panel states, "You're on a shooting range," and the man is again labelled "Panik" with blurred hands on his head.

Deer

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The top image shows a yellow road sign with a deer symbol and the text "SUICIDAL DEER" and "NEXT 5 MILES". The bottom image shows a deer running with an explosive belt strapped to its body and the text "ALLAHU AKBAR".

Bomb

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A line drawing shows a group of people at what looks like a party. Two of them are dancing, and one person is standing off to the side wearing a party hat and looking sad. The text says, "THEY CAN'T HEAR THE BEEP MY BOMB JUST MADE (ONE MINUET LEFT)".

Run

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A cartoon image shows a forest scene with trees and grass. A brown bear sits in the background, and a detached human arm with a fitness watch lies on the ground. A speech bubble reads "Great run. You lost 79 kg."

Snake

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A dog is lying on the floor with a sweater on. The caption on the image says: "Top 10 Most Dangerous Snakes Around The World."

Gasoline

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo shows a flooded room with brown liquid. The caption reads: "not to brag but I'm halfway done filling my basement with gasoline." There is a TikTok username visible in the bottom right corner: @luka.x13

Samurai

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

Shrek is sitting with a serious look on his face, with his hands crossed. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "When u and hb argue, you slowly start pulling back your dihh foreskin like a samurai unsheathing his blade, letting him know he's in danger."

Armor

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo of a soldier wearing a ton of yellow, wheel-like objects. The caption reads: "You see, Vladimir, when wear armor like mine, enemy will never be of shoot you for fear of explode city bloc".

Bag

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man wearing a balaclava and camouflage clothing stands in a grassy field holding a rifle. Above him is text that reads: "Definitely do not soak a bag of flour in diesel fuel and let it dry for a day or two. And then, by no means, do NOT insert a firecracker into the diesel flour dough. That's redneck C4 and is super duper dangerous."

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