Jokes
Memes
Community
Categories
Explain Bear

Events

Joke of the day
Meme of the day

Games

Crosswords Arena

Popular

Morbid jokes
Gay jokes
Twin Towers jokes
Incest jokes
Black jokes
Priest jokes
Stephen Hawking jokes
Orphan jokes
Autism jokes
Cancer jokes
Lesbian jokes
Dark Humor
Prostitution jokes
Indian jokes
Offensive jokes
Wheelchair jokes
Puns
Hairline jokes
Fat jokes
Suicide jokes
All categories

Jokes
Memes
Community

Crime memes

Post meme

Best
Newest

Drug

A statue with an exaggerated expression of shock and surprise. The text says, "When the cops find drugs and you have to act like you don't know how they got up your ass."

Backyard

A black and white image shows a cat wearing a hat and smoking a cigarette. The text overlay asks, "If they find oil in my backyard it belongs to government, but if they find bodies in my backyard it belongs to me??" and also says "(Stay with me now)"

Guy

Pure law-abiding citizen.

A person wearing a black balaclava and gloves is holding a gun in one hand and a book labeled "LAW" in the other. The text above reads: "HOLD ON GUYS," and the text below reads: "LET ME CHECK THE GUN LAWS FIRST".

Divorce

A screenshot of a Google search result for "Mummy Pig" showing a cartoon pig, followed by text that details the pig's life as having 67 divorces, being in love with Lester from GTA 5, hacking Fortnite, and killing 417 people including Stephen Hawking.

Game

The image is a mock-up of a video game cover for Playstation 2. The title of the game is "Natural Born Killers Columbine". The cover art features various images related to the Columbine High School massacre and the movie Natural Born Killers. It also has the RP rating.

Memes

1) buy a lobster
[deleted] by
My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
---
14
1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Body

A cartoon fish character looks shocked while standing next to a dumpster. The text reads: Oh. That's a body without organs. THERE IS A HUMAN CARCASS STRIPPED OF ITS BODILY ORGANS IN A DUMPSTER BEHIND BEST PIZZA, MANHATTAN NYC NY AT 40.713050, -74.007230.

Charge

Based king

A news headline states, 'Diddy: I Will Beat These Charges Senseless', accompanied by a photo of Diddy in a gray shirt.

Florida Man

Bro WTF?

The image shows a headline that reads "Florida man arrested for tranquilizing and raping alligators in Everglades." Below the text, there is a photo of a man with wide eyes and a goofy expression, placed over a background photo showing alligators in a swamp.

Cyberpunk

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet talks about "Cp", an abbreviation for child p***ography. The second tweet shows Walter White in a car yelling, "HANK, DON'T ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK!"

War Crime

it’s so fun

A white background with black text reading 'I' and then a red heart symbol, followed by more black text: 'committing war crimes on innocent families in war torn countries.'

Robbery

A screenshot of a text message exchange. In the first message, the sender says, "You a pussy ass nigga." The recipient replies, "Who is this?" The sender responds, "The nigga you robbed." The recipient claims it's the "wrong number". The sender says "Get that nigga cuh" and the recipient says "I'm trying."

Batman

Shits about to go down

The image shows Batman standing in the rain with a large light projecting the bat signal. The text says "You know, shit's about to get real when Batman calls for Batman."

Wood chipper

The image shows a text at the top explaining the difference between pedophiles and hebephiles. Below there is a picture of an orange wood chipper with the text "But the wood chipper doesn't care."

Mail

A man with a beard and mullet wearing a suit appears against a background with purple lighting. The top of the image reads, "!TRADE OFFER!" Below this text, it reads, "You receive: Mail."

Murder

The image contains text from a news article reporting that Luigi Mangione, who was arrested for the murder of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, was part of a group of Ivy League gamers who played a game similar to Among Us. It mentions the game in the text.

Overthrow

A distorted image of Donald Trump, with the text "You like trying to overthrow the government, don't you?"

Woman

The image is divided into three parts. The left part shows a portrait of Kanye West. The top right part shows a diagram of two heads connected by lines representing telepathic communication. The bottom right shows a police car with flashing lights.

Kidnapping

I like kidnapping cats

A duck points a gun at the viewer.

Torture

A man is looking to the right in a close up shot. Text above reads: "When you getting tortured by the Cartel but the leader thick ahh Colombian daughter walks in so I gotta withstand the pain so she doesn't get the ick."

Previous
Next
- 1
- …
- 5
- 6
- 7
- 8
- 9