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Pyramid

Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago
  • Who knew

    The image shows a text on a page stating: "How the. The Egyptian pyramids are pyramid-shaped structures in Egypt."
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    Woman

    Royal · 1 month ago
  • Four women wearing white hard hats, white long-sleeved shirts, and dark pants stand on a grassy outdoor area, intently looking at a large rolled-out blueprint they are holding. Below them, a close-up shows the blueprint they are examining. It's a detailed technical drawing for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The blueprint includes 'VIEW A: UNASSEMBLED SANDWICH' with two bread slices, one with peanut butter and the other with jelly, and 'VIEW B: ASSEMBLED SANDWICH'. There are also 'TOP VIEW' and 'SECTION A-A' diagrams, along with specific instructions in the 'NOTES' section, such as 'ALL MATERIALS TO BE CONSUMED', 'PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY TO BE APPLIED LIBERALLY', and 'CRUST OPTIONAL. REMOVE CRUST AFTER ASSEMBLY FOR OPTIMUM PERFORMANCE'. The drawing is titled 'SANDWICH, PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY'.
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  • River

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A picture shows a small river or creek with stepping stones. The stones are placed in a line across the water. Most stones look like concrete cylinders. One stone is a metal lid or pot cover.
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    Ladder

    The Dark humor Hub · 2 years ago
  • A photo of a stepladder next to the text "I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid."
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  • Hat

    big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
  • Two images, stacked vertically, showing the same set of Lego bricks. In the first image, two rectangular Lego bricks are placed on a wooden surface; one is orange and the other is blue. The second image shows the same set of Lego bricks but a brown hat shaped Lego brick is placed on top.
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    Bionicle

    TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago
  • The image shows two frames. The first is a Bionicle robot seen from the front and below, its black, green, and gray parts assembled to form a robot, with a caption above it that says: "WHAT BUILDING A BIONICLE LOOKED LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE". The second frame shows a man with short dark hair, wearing a light pink shirt and working in a lab, with Iron Man in his red, yellow, and silver armor behind him and a caption above saying: "WHAT BUILDING A BIONICLE FELT LIKE".
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  • Screw

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • Screw Screw

    A close-up of a yellow and black handled screwdriver on a wooden surface. To the left of the handle, the text "Me" is overlaid. To the right are three screws and the text "Your Mom".
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    Rome

    Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago
  • The image shows the Colosseum in Rome under a bright sky with a sunburst. Overlayed on the image is text in white font that reads: "Rome building starts tomorrow at 7AM sharp. Don't be late because they only gave us one day to do it." In the bottom right corner, there is a small red alarm clock.
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  • Camera

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A man standing in front of a brick wall while gesturing with his hands. The text above him reads: "me, a bricklayer, explaining to my apprentice (holding the camera) how I constructed this beautiful wall."
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    Dyson sphere

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a portrait of Young Thug next to an artist's depiction of a Dyson Sphere. Text overlaid on the image reads, "Court documents reveal Young Thug was in the process of constructing a Dyson Sphere in a distant Galaxy."
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  • Wood

    Little John · 2 years ago
  • The image shows the text "Literally us:" above three images. The top left image shows a screw and is labeled "Screws borrowed from aunt." The top right image shows stacked wooden planks and is labeled "Eco friendly wood veneer." The bottom image shows stacked galvanized steel.
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    Baby

    I need halp · 8 years ago
  • Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.

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