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Shitpost master-general
1 month ago
An old, black and tan dachshund dog with its tongue out is looking eagerly at two lime green sticky notes held by a human hand. The left note says "Get blown up" and the right note says "Get a treat!".
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  • Shitpost master-general
    1 month ago
    A three-panel comic. The first panel shows a hand reaching to press one of two identical red buttons on a control panel. Above this panel, the text asks, "What happens when you vote?" The second panel is blank. The third panel shows a close-up of a man with a large, hooked nose and an evil grin, looking directly forward.
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  • Blake
    1 month ago

    self care for drunk driving

    A highway sign shows two diverging paths. The straight path is labeled 'Making responsible life choices'. The right turn is labeled 'Starting a raccoon cult and declaring war on the moon'. Below the sign, a blue car is shown drifting aggressively to the right on a curved road, kicking up smoke. Text at the bottom reads: 'Me proudly calling it 'self-care''. The image includes the text 'imgflip.com' in the bottom left corner.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A meme showing two figures arm-wrestling. On the left is a muscular, reddish, almost demonic-looking figure, surrounded by various national flags including the US, UK, Japan, Taiwan, Mexico, Italy, and a rainbow flag. On the right is a figure resembling Jesus, wearing a white robe, surrounded by flags including China, North Korea, Russia, Iran, Cuba, Vietnam, Hungary, and Switzerland. Above the figures, the text reads "Stand with Freedom". Below them, it reads "the choice is yours". The surrounding post expresses confusion about the political stance of the image due to the contradictory flag placements.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    A meme featuring Walter White with the quote "Given the choice between a table with 100 million dollars or a table with 2 million bitcoins, I'm taking the table. Read that with your eyes closed."
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  • DAP ME UP
    8 months ago

    ima press it

    A meme featuring a hand about to press a red button. The text reads: "WILL YOU PRESS THE BUTTON? Michael Jackson comes back to life but The Weekend dies I WILL NOT"
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  • Face mcshooty
    9 months ago
    A meme showing a man looking stressed with his hands on his head. Above him are three doors labeled "Goth girl", "Mommy", and "Latinas". The text says, "Girls: Boys don't have to make hard choices. Me:".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    9 months ago
    A person stands at a fork in the road. The left path is dark and leads to a factory emitting smoke, labeled "ducation." The right path is bright with greenery and a rainbow, labeled "erectile dysfunction."
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  • Anonymous
    9 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    In a desert-themed meme, a donkey and a woman are stuck in the sand. The donkey says, "Save me, I can get you out of the desert." The woman says, "Save me, I can be your wife." Below the images are two buttons offering the options to save the donkey or save the woman.
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  • Anonymous
    10 months ago
    The meme shows two distinct visuals side by side. On the left, there's a hand holding an Uno card that features the text, "Stop killing Jews OR draw 25". To the right of this card, there is a dense, repeating pattern of Uno "Draw 25" cards, with the name "Kanye" superimposed over the pattern.
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  • Evil Duck Lords Of America
    10 months ago

    Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments

    The image shows four panels with different ducks. The first panel features a duck with a stern look called "Dug." The second panel has a white duck called "Polar Duck." The third panel shows three ducks in trench coats and hats called "The Quack Troop." The last panel is a close-up of a duck's head called "Big Quack." Above the panels, it says, "One will protect you, the rest will attack you, choose wisely."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    The image presents a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and a "Leopard 2 A7 Tank". The "Girlfriend" side lists negatives such as "Can't fire missiles", "Never protects you", "Minds if you roam with other girls", and "Breaks up with you". The "Leopard 2 A7 Tank" side lists positives like "Can fire missiles", "Has a bulletproof outer shell", "Doesn't mind if you use other tanks", and "Virtually impossible to break."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    A black kitten is pictured against a white background. Text reads "Beans would like to check your vibe?" and "Do you accept?" underneath. There are two choices under the question: "Yes" and "Drone strike."
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  • Why should you care
    11 months ago

    I know

    A baby is standing in front of an open drawer full of diapers. The baby has diapers on its head. The text on the image says: "WHEN YOU CAN'T DECIDE WHAT FONT TO USE"
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  • Pankake
    11 months ago

    I chooose the fist birrd <3

    The image is a four-panel grid. Each panel features a different bird. Top left shows a grey parrot with a yellow face. Top right shows a yellow cockatiel. The bottom left image is a watermelon carved to look like a turtle. The bottom right image is a white bird with a knife in its beak. The text overlay at the top says "Choose your fighter".
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  • DAP ME UP
    1 year ago
    A blue screen displays the text: "You have pressed the button". It shows two numbers: 40233 (46%) in green and 47944 (54%) in red. The text says that 40233 people have pressed the button while 47944 have not. Below this text, there are three lines: "Stop world hunger", "but", and "Cancer will never be cured".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A person is standing in front of a bulletin board with the title "Meet the person responsible for your" followed by the words "choices, grades, success, parents, divorce, actions" each in a separate colored frame.
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    The image shows two side-by-side depictions. On the left, there's a plate of fried food next to a glass of beer, labeled "1500 Calories". On the right, a pack of Marlboro cigarettes is labeled "0 Calories".
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    The image shows two pictures side by side. On the left is a cartoon of a furry character with a dark blue head, tan muzzle, and yellow beak. He is depicted with a plump bottom. On the right is a picture of a dark blue 2014 Subaru Outback. A text overlay says: "Sold. 2014 Subaru outback 2.5i Limited Wagon 4D $10,000 Listed a day ago in Waterford, WI"
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  • big [fire] balls
    1 year ago
    The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a platypus sits on a grassy hill looking at a blue sky with a yellow sun and birds flying above. The text says, "PLATYPUSES CAN TOTALLY FLY." The second panel shows a closeup of the same platypus who has a sly look on his face and is raising one of his forelimbs. The text says, "THEY JUST CHOOSE NOT TO." There is also a text line saying "(C) ALLIE MANYDEEDS 2016".
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