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Platypus

big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a platypus sits on a grassy hill looking at a blue sky with a yellow sun and birds flying above. The text says, "PLATYPUSES CAN TOTALLY FLY." The second panel shows a closeup of the same platypus who has a sly look on his face and is raising one of his forelimbs. The text says, "THEY JUST CHOOSE NOT TO." There is also a text line saying "(C) ALLIE MANYDEEDS 2016".
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    Platypus

    big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
  • An image of a platypus in its natural habitat. Text above the animal reads "They said I could be anything" and text below it reads "so I became everything."
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  • Military

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago
  • The image is a comic strip showing three panels. In the first panel, an elderly man in military attire is talking to a younger man sitting next to him, who is also playing a video game. The text says, "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DEFEATED THE NAZIS IN HOLLAND." The younger man responds, "You have to let me go, grandpa. It's not your fault you inspired me to join the military. I knew the risks when I signed up. It was my choice." In the second panel, the younger man fades and becomes translucent. The text says, "Men shouldn't die so young." In the third panel, the elderly man is sitting alone on the chair.
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    Jew

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • Please Stop...

    The image shows two parts. On the left, there is a close-up of an Uno card, where the text "Stop killing Jews" is written in the middle, with the text "OR draw 25" below it. On the right, there is a chaotic pattern of overlapping Uno cards, each with the word "Hitler" written on them.
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  • Song

    Swf · 2 years ago
  • The meme shows four Uno cards with the phrases "Give her up", "Let her down", "Run-around", and "Desert her", each followed by "OR draw 25." Below the cards is a photo of Rick Astley holding a handful of Uno cards.
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    Lollipop

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • ...?

    A pixel art image on a light blue background features a pink bow at the top center, with a smiling sun, an ice cream cone, and a cupcake to the left. To the right are a Polaroid camera and a lollipop. Text in pink pixel letters reads: "Save a lollipop, suck a dick."
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  • Chuck Norris

    OGWhiteBoi69 · 2 years ago
  • A picture of a large rock formation in the ocean split in half with the text "CHUCK NORRIS WAS HERE AND HE CHOSE SCISSORS" written above and below the rock.
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    Furry

    furry memes · 2 years ago
  • choose one

    Six furry characters are displayed with the text "Pick one to protect you and the rest will try to kill you."
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  • Rest

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • im picking meowscrada what about the rest of you

    The image shows a meme where the viewer is asked to choose a character to protect them from the others, who will try to kill them. The characters are Loona from "Helluva Boss", Meowscarada from "Pokemon", Roxanne Wolf from "Five Nights at Freddy's", a dark latex creature from "Changed", the lamb from "Cult of the Lamb", and a white furry creature.
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    Guardian

    shaylie lol · 2 years ago
  • The image shows two side-by-side close-up photos of a person making a wry, unimpressed face. Above the photos, the text reads "my guardian angel looking at all my life choices like:". The source "shanelovesmemes" is written in the upper-left corner of the left image.
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  • Life

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago
  • This definitely works

    The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.
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    Slavery

    help me please im being abused · 2 years ago
  • A drawing in black and white shows enslaved people on a platform while white men gather around them, some dressed in formal attire. The text "PRO-CHOICE" is written in large white letters above the phrase "Against slavery? Don't buy one.".
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  • Bro

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A character that looks like Vegeta from Dragonball Z wearing a suit and glasses is reading a book. Above him is the text: "Me looking at bro after choosing him to read page 174 of To Kill a Mockingbird." Behind him, there's a bookshelf with a sign that says "Silence" on it.
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    Meat

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A package of ground beef with a label stating "My name was Jeff. I wanted to live. Your personal choice killed me. Don't eat meat!" next to a picture of a man, presumably named Jeff.
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  • Celebrity

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a person with a hand-drawn, simple face over a photo of a woman on a red carpet. The text above reads: "Hello fellow humans, I am celebrity No. 2932, I believe in everything that is safe and popular with people aged 18-35. You may now praise me on the social media platform of your choice, remember to purchase my newly manufactured album."
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    Darth Vader

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The top part of the image is a screenshot of a website WillYouPressTheButton.com. It shows a red button with a hand pointing at it. There are two texts. One states, "You can use the force". The other says, "Every time you enter a room, Darth Vader's Theme plays all the way through." Below, there is a picture of Darth Vader sitting in a chair, shrugging. There is the text "i ain't even mad" below the image.
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  • Meme

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a mobile phone interface with a search bar that says 'I love' and three suggestions: 'you', a hammer and sickle symbol, and 'memes'. Above this, the text reads 'Hardest choice ever'.
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    Confusion

    urfavvirgo · 2 years ago
  • A picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi looking confused with the text above him reading "amy: "you're just mad he chose me first" and the text below reading "[visible confusion]"
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  • Amy

    urfavvirgo · 2 years ago
  • A picture shows a man with a confused expression and his arms stretched out to the sides. Text above him says "Amy to Wade and Jake: 'Would you date me or die? <3'" Text below him says "guess I'll die".
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    Die

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • He always comes back

    An image shows a hand holding an Uno card that says "finally die OR draw 25". Next to it, a person with the head of Springtrap (a character from Five Nights at Freddy's) is sitting at a table with a deck of cards and a Sprite can. The person is wearing black sunglasses.
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