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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a mobile phone interface with a search bar that says 'I love' and three suggestions: 'you', a hammer and sickle symbol, and 'memes'. Above this, the text reads 'Hardest choice ever'.

urfavvirgo

A picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi looking confused with the text above him reading "amy: "you're just mad he chose me first" and the text below reading "[visible confusion]"

urfavvirgo

A picture shows a man with a confused expression and his arms stretched out to the sides. Text above him says "Amy to Wade and Jake: 'Would you date me or die? <3'" Text below him says "guess I'll die".

Wade

He always comes back

An image shows a hand holding an Uno card that says "finally die OR draw 25". Next to it, a person with the head of Springtrap (a character from Five Nights at Freddy's) is sitting at a table with a deck of cards and a Sprite can. The person is wearing black sunglasses.

Wade

Abe vs The South

A cartoon character with a red cap and an angry expression. Text on top reads, "Abraham Lincoln gets elected. The South:". Bottom text says, "I guess I have no choice but to defend my agricultural assets."

DreamBlue

The meme shows two panels. In the top panel, there are two buttons, one labeled "2+2" and the other "2x2". A hand is hovering over the "2x2" button. The bottom panel shows a person sweating, labeled "Me".

DreamBlue

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows a dark, shadowy face, looking distressed. The text next to it reads, "I didn't study for the test." The bottom left panel shows a brightly lit face, grinning slightly. The text next to it reads, "It's multi-choice and open-book."

ADHD autist

When you’re picky about the colours.

Two candies, one light blue and the other light green, are lying on a speckled surface.

Advice

your choice

A woman is lying down and has many small doll-like figures on her face and body. The text overlayed on the image says, "When he takes too long to get the towel."

T.walk1992

The image shows a screenshot from a mobile game or a similar app. The user has to make a choice. On the left side, there is a toilet with a ghost sitting on it. On the right side, behind an open door, the head of Quagmire (from Family Guy) is visible. At the bottom of the screen, there are two choices:
"Ghost toilet."
"Quagmire toilet."

PoseidonLm

The image is split into two panels. On the left, there is an Uno card that reads "pollinate without causing mass disease OR draw 25." On the right, there is a person holding a handful of cards looking at the camera with text above them that reads "mosquitoes".

King bob

The image shows a two-panel meme. The first panel depicts a hand about to press a button on a control panel. The control panel has two red buttons. The button on the left says "stay at home with memes". The button on the right says "stay with memes". The second panel shows a man sweating profusely and wiping his brow with a white cloth. The meme implies the choice between staying home with memes or staying out and experiencing memes is a difficult one.

LoserIsPro

i’d rather pick number 2

A four-panel image. In the top left, a circle character with a mouth open is shown with the text "Would you rather". In the bottom left, the same character is shown again with the text "But god said:". In the top right, the text "Satan wanted to go to heaven? hell" is written next to a stairway to the clouds with a small red figure on top. In the bottom right, a yellow character with a cross shape is shown next to the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!".

TechPriestGotDrip

A side-by-side comparison of a girlfriend and a Keetongu figure, listing their attributes in table form. The girlfriend is described as being pretty but not always, knows makeup, will choose a bad boy, can break your heart, forces you to choose between her and friend, and is a weak fighter that needs protection. Keetongu is described as beautiful, with a symmetric shape, knows every kind of poison, will distinguish good and evil, will always protect with an absorbing shield, will help you save your friend, and can crush Sidorak with his bare hands.

andie

The image shows a cloudy sky with an orange hue, and the text says, "Even though you didn't love me if I could turn back time I wouldn't change a thing, in fact I'd fall in love with you all over again."

emo

rate me honestly

The image asks: "Would I date you" and provides four answers with emojis: "YASSSS" with heart eyes and kissy face, "Maybe" with a slightly smiling face and two hearts, "Idk" with a neutral face, and "Not a chance" with a hand waving.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

smash or pass

A red and white Dodge Challenger car with a custom splatter paint job and a demon face on the rear.

ur momy

me every time with something

A person with long brown hair and sunglasses is holding two cups with green liquid, trying to figure out which cup is less full. The text reads: "Trying to figure out which cup is less full to give it to your sibling".

Minecraft

Can i have a girlfriend?

The image shows Thanos, a muscular, purple-skinned villain, clenching his fist with the infinity gauntlet while looking down at a woman with red hair. The text on the image reads: "Can I have a girlfriend?" above Thanos, and "Reality can be whatever I want" below.

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a red cloaked character with a gun says, "OH NO, I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO SHOOT. QUICK! SAY SOMETHING ONLY THE KNIGHT WOULD SAY!". The second panel shows two identical white characters with blue cloaks. The third panel shows the red cloaked character with the gun.

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