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A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a portrait of Walt Whitman, with the text "Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend. - Walt Whitman" above him.

scooter103u

Who can be my peace

Heroin Monkey

The image contains three panels from the movie "Inside Out" with a 9mm bullet superimposed on the character Joy. In the first panel the bullet says, "Oh my gosh, I'm 9mm bullet." In the second panel, the bullet says, "Where can I put my stuff?" In the third panel, the original characters look at the bullet and the text says "wow a 9mm bullet".

AG

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a person with short pink hair and glasses saying 'THERE ARE 76 GENDERS'. The bottom panel shows Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars, looking at the camera and saying 'BEST I CAN DO IS 2'.

Just Blach

The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."

Heroin Monkey

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www.bridgewatercurlingclub.com
U THINK U CAN
HURT MY FELINGS
I USED TO HOLD
THE FLESHLIGHT
FOR MY DAD
RESER
PARK

Anonymous

Hey boss, I have an idea how we can
advertise our delivery service app.
The Idea:
Vytal
BOWL JOB FOR FREE.
ER
Vytal

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

I HAVE TO RUN AS IF I JUST KEEP LOOKING CUTE YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!
FAST AS I CAN
TOA RANDOMLY
SELECTED OTHER ROOM THEY'LL SURELY BLAME THE DOG
ANTIS DAT CHIKIN
OMG! OMG
LET ME EAT YOU DO NOT LEAVE ME!
FOR MEEZ?
I CAN CHANGE.....

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

Sure 11.10
Can we play a game?
Gram
Chat
ke you
Sorry, I don't like you back
Oh, its youtube

Heroin Monkey

YOU CAN LIVE IN THIS COOL AND
BADASS CASTLE FOR 6 MONTHS RENT FREE
BUT NO MORE SMOKING METH AND BEATING
YOUR WIFE AND KIDS. COULD YOU DO IT??

Jazzy💕

Bet. I'm out hoes🖕

Teacher: Next person that laughs can
leave.
*Friend looks at me"
Me:

Heroin Monkey

Me in my room with an
empty Pringles can, 2
sponges, rubber bands,
and a latex glove

A Star Wars Fan

How one shoe can ruin a family photo
09.12.2022, 10:02

Heroin Monkey

Me: mom can we have
Tucker
Carlson
?
Mom no, we have
Tucker
at home
Carlson
Tucker
Carlson at home:
COX
NEWS
channel
CUCKER TARLSON

Heroin Monkey

My hands
look like
this
A
K
So hers
can look
like this
DIVORCE
APPLICATION

Anonymous

yes
Send
Can u rate my butt pics
Ok I'll send later
okayyyy
IM S OEXCITED IM LITERALLT
SHAKEING

Your local comrade

I can now cross it off my bucket list

Things I Want To Do Before I Die:

timmyy

when the bitch tryna start shit

Unimportant Intelligence

how fun

Did You Know?
You Can Skydive Without
Parachute But Only Once

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