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Heroin Monkey

A man in a suit and cap is walking on a cobblestone street. The text overlay provides a four-step process starting with: 1. borrow 10 billion from the bank. 2. buy the bank. 3. delete your own debt. 4. sell the bank.

Heroin Monkey

A collage of six images of vans with absurd or vulgar text or logos on their sides. One van says "APENIS," another "RAPES," another "ANAL SERVICES," another "STARBUCKS SUCKS," another "JERKING AUTHORITY" and the last "ASSDOCTOR. We fix your panos!", with phone numbers next to the words REKKAPESU and RAPES.

Heroin Monkey

A product called TOYPEDO, an underwater torpedo, is packaged in a blister pack. There is also an image of a boy holding a similar toy. The text says "TOYPEDO, UNDERWATER TORPEDO - TORPILLE SOUS-MARINE". There is text that indicates the toy goes up to 30 feet and is 915 cm.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a group of soldiers in military gear, with one soldier aiming a rifle around a corner. Below this image, there is a news banner that reads, "Breaking News. Live. Due to a decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign."

Heroin Monkey

A picture of Bert and Ernie at a stand with a sign saying "APPLES 5¢". The text below says, "Bert and Ernie undercut the current apple market value, forcing their competitors' families into poverty."

Silly Sonka

Meme psa

The meme shows a bald, 3D-rendered man with a slightly surprised expression. He's wearing a cowboy hat and appears to be holding a gun. At the top of the image, there is the text "Silly INC". At the bottom, there is text that reads "GET SUM HELP". In the top left corner is a small image of Mike Wazowski.

Silly Sonka

Stonks

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a picture of Winnie-the-Pooh with a slightly displeased expression with a text next to it reading 'I bought 100 shares of stock'. The lower panel shows the 'Stonks' character looking very satisfied with a text beside it reading 'I boght 8999 sharrs of stonk.'

NIFFTY

:/

A meme shows a text with "Our target market is men and women, ages 18-75." followed by "Marketing Agency:". The image shows the character Michael Scott from "The Office" looking puzzled with the word "WHAT?" on top.

Silly Sonka

Too good to be true.

A three-panel comic. In the first panel, three people are sitting at a table. The man in the middle is saying, "We need new apps and features". In the second panel, the three people are again sitting at a table with speech bubbles pointing up. The person on the left is saying "TikTok", the person in the middle is saying "YouTube Shorts", and the person on the right is saying "MySpace Mobile". In the third panel, the man on the left is upset and the man on the right is seen falling out of a high-rise window.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖚𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑

for real

The image shows a split panel with text on top and a photo below. The top text says, "5 year old child: Makes toy videos. 10 million dollar corporations:". The bottom is a picture of a man looking at a Minecraft cow. The text on the bottom says, "I can milk you."

the taste of mommy's milk

The left side of the image shows a blue cartoon bird crying with a speech bubble that says, "I WAS FIRED". Behind the bird are several moving boxes, and in front of him is a sign with an X on it and what looks like an electronic tablet with a graph on its screen. The right side shows a stick figure of a man with a stern expression. The text says "C'mon, Make Money" and below the man's stick, a sign with the letter X. @FresaFluffyFox/Twitter @DamnDanielYaFly/Twitter.

AG3.0

Vector

facts

A man is thinking and the text says: "No one can steal your marketing plan if you don't have a marketing plan."

killer of bears 101

my mom be like

A person covered in mud is crawling through a muddy field. The text above reads: "Accountants entering 2022's busy season, still dealing with the last two seasons." The text "@dylan.does.your.taxes" is shown in the bottom right corner.

Advice

..

A text message exchange. One person asks, "busy later?", then asks, "free today?". The other person replies, "I have covid". The first person then responds, "oh fuck" and then writes, "lemme pound you w a mask on though".

freddyfatbear

oh my

The meme shows two images of a man, Harold, with a forced smile, sitting at a computer with a coffee mug in hand. The text above the first image reads: "SECURITY MANAGERS BE LIKE SPENT $100K ON A NEW SECURITY TOOL" and the text above the second image says: "JUST REALIZED TEAM IS TOO BUSY TO USE IT".

Mac

Every time

The image shows two characters from the show Friends. In the first three rows, the character on the left (Phoebe) says 'I HAVE TO' then 'SUBMIT' and finally 'MY INVOICES ON TIME'. The character on the right (Joey) says the same thing. In the last row, Phoebe says, 'I HAVE TO SUBMIT MY INVOICES ON TIME' and Joey responds 'INVOICES ARE YOUR BUSINESS NOT MINE'.

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Me always :

The meme shows a text conversation at the top, stating, "Friends: Dude, you need to accept that Disney fired you, and move on with your life." Below, the text continues with, "Jeffery Katzenberg, founding Dreamworks:". An image of a green, test tube-like cartoon character with an angry face and arms comes next. The cartoon character also says, "But do you know how productive anger can make you?"

Chri5

Note for employers

The image shows a four-panel meme. Each panel has a different statement on the left side and a corresponding picture of a brain on the right. The statements, in order, are: "You're fired", "Your employment is hereby terminated", "You're jobn't", and "You're promoted to customer". The images of the brain show its evolution and increasing enlightenment.

𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐

A picture of a store sign with multiple businesses listed, including Target, Staples, Aldi, and Dick's. The text on the image reads, "Target does what??!!"

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