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A white sign with black text on a dark post. The top of the image has text "Ocean's closed for business". The sign itself has a large bold heading "Please do not fuck the fish" and lists bullet points: "It can make them sick", "They may bite you", "It changes their behaviour", and "There's plenty of squirrels in the forest if you really need a fleshlight". Below the bullet points, it says "Please help protect the fish and keep the marine reserve natural". At the very bottom, it reads "Department of Conservation Te Papa Atawhai". On the left side of the sign, there's a small graphic of a hand holding a fish with a prohibition symbol over it, and text "yeetbob.yeetpants" vertically along the edge.

A scene from Family Guy. Peter Griffin is shown slumped on a purple couch in a very messy living room, surrounded by trash, food, and empty cans. He is wearing glasses and looks dishevelled. Through a window on the left, Glenn Quagmire is visible from the chest up, looking in with a wide-eyed, surprised, or disgusted expression. Overlay text says: 'College is overrated, I'm gonna dropship and escape the matrix bro'. There are also emojis of a wilting red rose and a crying face next to the text.

The image shows two panels depicting capitalism. The upper panel, titled "How they say capitalism works," presents two "Chad" characters, each with a glass of lemonade, with one stating, "My lemonade is better" and the other replying, "No! I will make mine better." The lower panel, titled "How capitalism actually works," features two overweight, formally dressed men holding cigars and glasses of liquid. One says, "I diluted mine to profit more," while the other says, "I used piss."

Im the boss

A cartoon character with a bird-like beak and a top hat is photoshopped onto a person in a suit. The figure is sitting on a desk in front of several computer monitors.

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Me when the underpaid cinema worker says he doesn't want to clean up this mess

A green, sad-looking cartoon character is pointing downward.

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Lickin' Good :)

A ray of light shines on a waterfall in a cave surrounded by trees. The text "Lickin' Good :)" is overlaid on the image.

Elon Musk taking a selfie with his phone. The phone displays a photo of him.

A screenshot of a 4chan post. The post text describes how someone pirates a game, buys the company, deletes the pirated copies, and becomes CEO of the company to make his dream game. A Pepe the Frog smugly sips from a glass on the left.

On official McDonald’s website

A little girl is on a slide next to an advertisement for McDonald's PlayPlaces & Parties. The ad copy reads, "There's no party like a McDonald's party." There is also a button to "Find a PlayPlace".

A Subway restaurant is shown with a sandwich. Text overlaid states, "Subway offers sandwiches in exchange for money."

A collage of news headlines about KFC moving its headquarters from Kentucky to Texas. The headlines are from CBS News, BBC, Newsweek, CNN, and Fox Business.

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A tweet by derek guy @dieworkwear that reads: "i honestly dont know how rich ppl end up committing crimes. if i had even $500K, i would live so peacefully, mind my own business, wear my little outfits, and just feed birds."

The image shows soldiers with guns. In the lower part of the image, there is a text banner that reads: "Breaking News LIVE Due to a decrease in cookie sales, The Girl Scouts switch to a more agresive sales campaign".

A four-panel comic featuring two characters: one with a beard, and two with a fairy-like appearance, with pink and green hair. In the first panel, the bearded character wants a "100K loan" for his business, and in the second panel, the fairy character denies the loan. In the third panel, the bearded character requests the loan for a psychology degree, and in the fourth panel, the fairy agrees that's a great idea.

Why should you care

Life's stupid

A man is looking directly at the viewer with a concerned expression. The text above him reads: "When you accidentally set a lifetime budget as the daily budget on a campaign."

A yellow smiley face with a brown hat, sad eyes, and a toothless grin is presented with a small plate of coins and a green leaf. Above the emoji are the words "Toyota CEO after the war ended in Syria".

A man in a suit stands behind a table that has a sign on it which reads "Lemonade $.75, Cookies 2 for $1.00, AK-47 $700." There are also a pitcher of lemonade, some cookies, and an AK-47 on the table.

A smiling woman in a business suit points a handgun at a small gold fish.

Donald Trump is wearing a white shirt, red tie, and an apron. The text says: "We're gonna fix the ice cream machine...and make Burger King pay for it."

No shit lmao

A photo shows Diddy in white clothes with his arms raised, surrounded by other people and paparazzi at an event. Text in the lower part says, "Celebrities who partied with Diddy may want to contact their lawyers".

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