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Adolf Nigler

Elon Musk taking a selfie with his phone. The phone displays a photo of him.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a 4chan post. The post text describes how someone pirates a game, buys the company, deletes the pirated copies, and becomes CEO of the company to make his dream game. A Pepe the Frog smugly sips from a glass on the left.

Lil’ bro

On official McDonald’s website

A little girl is on a slide next to an advertisement for McDonald's PlayPlaces & Parties. The ad copy reads, "There's no party like a McDonald's party." There is also a button to "Find a PlayPlace".

Heroin Monkey

A Subway restaurant is shown with a sandwich. Text overlaid states, "Subway offers sandwiches in exchange for money."

Adolf Nigler

A collage of news headlines about KFC moving its headquarters from Kentucky to Texas. The headlines are from CBS News, BBC, Newsweek, CNN, and Fox Business.

Lustlos from Sw

A tweet by derek guy @dieworkwear that reads: "i honestly dont know how rich ppl end up committing crimes. if i had even $500K, i would live so peacefully, mind my own business, wear my little outfits, and just feed birds."

Willy b

The image shows soldiers with guns. In the lower part of the image, there is a text banner that reads: "Breaking News LIVE Due to a decrease in cookie sales, The Girl Scouts switch to a more agresive sales campaign".

SlothyMemes

A four-panel comic featuring two characters: one with a beard, and two with a fairy-like appearance, with pink and green hair. In the first panel, the bearded character wants a "100K loan" for his business, and in the second panel, the fairy character denies the loan. In the third panel, the bearded character requests the loan for a psychology degree, and in the fourth panel, the fairy agrees that's a great idea.

Why should you care

Life's stupid

A man is looking directly at the viewer with a concerned expression. The text above him reads: "When you accidentally set a lifetime budget as the daily budget on a campaign."

Heroin Monkey

A yellow smiley face with a brown hat, sad eyes, and a toothless grin is presented with a small plate of coins and a green leaf. Above the emoji are the words "Toyota CEO after the war ended in Syria".

Heroin Monkey

A man in a suit stands behind a table that has a sign on it which reads "Lemonade $.75, Cookies 2 for $1.00, AK-47 $700." There are also a pitcher of lemonade, some cookies, and an AK-47 on the table.

MemeDiddler

A smiling woman in a business suit points a handgun at a small gold fish.

Anonymous

Donald Trump is wearing a white shirt, red tie, and an apron. The text says: "We're gonna fix the ice cream machine...and make Burger King pay for it."

RapBoat Bonus

No shit lmao

A photo shows Diddy in white clothes with his arms raised, surrounded by other people and paparazzi at an event. Text in the lower part says, "Celebrities who partied with Diddy may want to contact their lawyers".

Neptune ♆

Ebay

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three panels depicting the evolution of Yamaha's products over time. In 1900, the company is producing pianos. By 1955, they are producing motorcycles. By 1960, they have added boats to their line of products.

Heroin Monkey

A picture of Elon Musk with the text 'Elon Musk's 3 keys to success'. Below there are three items listed as '1. Child slavery, 2. Child slavery, 3. Child slavery'.

Anonymous

The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a man with a red beanie pointing with a grin on his face. The text above reads "When I'm offered currency in exchange for my labour:" The text below the image says, "Now this looks like a job."

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a gray building with the word "Turboanalisis" written on it in blue letters with a green tree in front. Above the tree are the words "And you thought regular ISIS was bad."

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