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GG Miller

tryna catch a body??

The image shows a yellow minion holding a red bat. Above the minion are the words: "PATIENCE IS WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE TOO MANY WITNESSES."

EnochTyr

FOR REALLLLL

A red and white sign that reads: NO TRESPASSING. WE'RE TIRED OF HIDING THE BODIES. There are several blood splatters and a spider web on the sign.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white portrait of William Shakespeare is at the center of the image. Above his head is written: "TO THINE WINDOW, TO THINE WALL." Below him is written: "TILL THINE PERSPIRATION DESCENDS DOWNWARD FROM THINE GENITALIA."

Wade

The image shows Carnage from a comic book or animation, with his mouth open in an exaggerated expression of pain, or shock. The text overlay says: "When you drop something on your toe."

shaylie lol

A person in black pants, a white shirt and a cap is seen in a contorted pose on a golf course, holding a golf club. The text above the image reads: "Me: My back hurts, I wonder why. My sleeping position:".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The original poster asks "Y'all pee in the shower?" One commenter replies, "How else am I gonna wash my feet?" Another commenter says "With your tongue like a normal person".

DaBaba_G

ballz

The image shows a close-up of a face with wide open mouth. Above and below the face, there are text captions that read, “REPOST IF” and “BALLS ITCH”.

Advice

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A black square with the text: "BOOBS are like kids toys.. they are fun to play with, but they eventually end up in the mouth" written in white.

Willy b

Chri5

He's like gigachad but skipped neck day

A shirtless man with visible abs is taking a selfie in a mirror. The text on top of the image says, "They made me choose between abs and a neck."

MEME LORD

The image depicts a stylized representation of a water molecule, with an oxygen atom in red and two hydrogen atoms in white, but the whole water molecule is shaped like a curvy human body. The text "Water lowkey thicc" is above the molecule. The oxygen atom is labeled "Oxygen", and both hydrogen atoms are labeled "Hydrogen".

Anonymous

REALLLL THO

The image shows two pictures of a bird on a hand. The first one is a bird standing on a hand, with a regular shape. The second one shows the same bird sitting down, and its body looks flatter, with its thighs making it wider. The text reads "when you sit down and your thighs do the thing".

shaylie lol

A close-up of a green buttock with two bones sticking out of it. The text on top reads, "You ever sit for so long that your butt feels like this."

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon image shows Katy Perry, wearing a wedding veil and green dress, and Elmo, a red muppet, standing in front of a cartoon building. The text above reads: "Katy: 'Men must learn to like a woman for her personality, not her body.' Elmo: 'Would you-' Katy: 'No, you're too short.'"

Heroin Monkey

A statue with an exaggerated expression of shock and surprise. The text says, "When the cops find drugs and you have to act like you don't know how they got up your ass."

Adolf Nigler

Trying to pee with boner:

A photo of a man in hunting attire holding a rifle and an image of a toilet placed on the left.

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

Eh... heh heh heh heh heh heh heh... HEE HEE HEE HEEE HEEEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEE

A white statue of a dog with a human-like body sitting down with its legs crossed.

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

A drawing shows a green Grub with big eyes. There's blood splatter behind it and a spider-like creature that seems to be on fire. There is text describing Grub's violent actions.

TechPriestGotDrip

posting Bionicle memes till I'm famous

A Bionicle figure is shown in full red and gold armor. The text above says, "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."

原田

The image shows a split-screen comparison. On the left is a cartoon of Mr. Potato Head with a curvy figure. On the right is Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. also with a curvy figure. The text above the images reads, "how my bf is built vs how I'm built." The text below the images says, "My boyfriend just sent me this so looks like I'm single."

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